Thursday Barstool front page. KFC and Feits are going through the top stories: A couple broke up on a plane causing an emergency landing. Ricin's Flair has revealed he's slept with 10,000 women. Kristaps Porzingis is the face of New York sports. Twitter has expanded to 280 characters. Liangelo Ball caught stealing in China. Voicemails include: Do I tell my tinder date I had a threesome with his friend? Spitting chewing tobacco in a girls mouth. If only dudes are hitting on me, should I become gay? Did I peak after losing my virginity? Trying to hook up with the Dick's Sporting Good's cashier.

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