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This week marks another major milestone for me your host-- summiting the peak of my personal Everest:

RANKING AND RATING EVERY MIRANDA LAMBERT ALBUM!!!

Miranda was my first true love in country music and as we approach the release of Miranda's 10th album Crisco.... I reflect on the bounty that is her first 9 solo studio albums. The original tapes for this episode clocked in at over 3 hours so I thought it only fitting to split it into two parts, this week we talk the albums ranking #9-5

Without further ADO!!!

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Sisters! Join me for a radioland tribute to all that's great about the dearly departed Dolly Parton. I attempted to collect a fitting variety show of rare videos, songs and fabulous listener requests worthy of the queen.

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KFM: DOLLY MIDNIGHT SPECIAL

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Hello divas!! Unlocking a recent ep of the pod for the free feed, if you like what you hear, subscribe for the full experience!!

• JELLY AND BUNNY: Your host attempts to parse fact from fiction, sifting through this crass modern podcast ad of a conscious uncoupling....
• MIRANDA EMERGENCY: Unveiling her forthcoming disco album Crisco... The Lamberly (Lambert family) is faced with the gloomy prospects of Miranda's first out-and-out flop record
• THE AFOREMENTIONED LIZZO LESSON: Speaking of flops, I think Lizzo's fall from grace might perfectly encapsulate the cultural rock bottom we are currently living through. Allow me to explain....

All this plus your phone calls and much more!

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KFM: BEST OF 2025

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This month's free feed episode is from a time long long ago..... April 2025

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• THE CHICKS go viral on conservative TikTok for all the wrong reasons... Turns out a lot of people are still pretty pissed about them disrespecting the president in 2003!
• PEEK A BOO! ORVILLE reveals full face as the emcee in Broadway production of Cabaret
• YOUR HILARIOUS PHONE CALLS on the topic of MY CAT FROM HELL
• MORGAN WALLEN SHOCK! He finally selects a human female to collaborate with!
• Is MAREN MORRIS losing her voice?? I investigate...

All this and of course, more!!

THIS EPISODE

KFM: BEST OF 2024

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ON THIS EPISODE:

• SCARY STORY: I got a free ticket to a ANI DIFRANCO concert that was originally supposed to be for SARAH PAULS*N...... What happened next was -- in the words of Ani-- UNPRECEDENTED
• ELLE KING commemorates the one year anniversary of her Opry ban with a gorgeous new novelty song
• BAILEY ZIMMERMAN apologizes for being himself and getting super wasted at CRASH MY PLAYA FEST in mexico ....
• ELLA LANGLEY finally wins me over 100% with a new Miranda Co-write about .... you guessed it, TEXAS
• MORGAN WALLEN officially enters his bad music era with new song "I'm the problem"

THIS WEEKS EPISODE

KFM: BEST OF 2024

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Welcome back divas! This is another unlocked episode (this one from November 2025)

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• CHASE STOKES' SELF OWNSES: Dumped twice in one year by KELSEA BALLERINI, Chase Stokes starts over with a massive self-dunking on instagram
• THE CMAS WERE DOA: My thoughts on the extremely strange CMA AWARDS, hosted and swept by the much oversaturated LAINEY WILSON
• DOUBLE HOMICIDE: Two of MIRANDA LAMBERT's miniature ponies died on the same day... KFM Investigates....
• JESSIE MURPH: Does she know the words to Somewhere Over the Rainbow?
• EVERYONE HATES CODY JOHNSON's new version of "Travelin' Soldier"
• NEKO CASE, ANI DIFRANCO AND ANAIS MITCHELL are hosting an insanely expensive retreat on the Greek isle of PATMOS..... START SAVING NOW!!!

All this and much more!

THIS EPISODE

KFM: BEST OF 2024

CHASE STOKES BEING A GIRL ON INSTA

KELSEA'S FIRST ALBUM:

JORDAN DAVIS, HIGH SCHOOL HISTORY TEACHER:

MIRANDA'S PONIES..... WHAT HAPPENED:

JESSIE MURPH IN HER FASCINATOR WITH THE LYRICS OF SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW....

THE YANCY-SIEGEL CLAN...... NAVIGATORS OF PATMOS

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• CARLY PEARCE sustains severe injury while opening a bottle of ranch dressing
• CHARLIZE THERON was denied entry to my show in Ojai! 🤩
• COUNTRY 101: I explain to you guys in 90 seconds who Jimmie Rogers was (the Father of Country Music)
• BUZZKILL BEAT: Bombshell stories from the New York Crimes reveal that both walking 10k steps and electrolytes are FAKE NEWS
• ACTUAL TEA: I have actual tea to spill regarding ZACH BRYAN'S NEW FIANCE
• ARSENIC UPDATE: I review the arsenic pills i've been taking for RESTLESS LEG
• JESSIE MURPH has never been to a strip club (She is a 20 year old child)

ALL THIS AND OF COURSE MUCH MORE!

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KFM: BEST OF 2024

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The moment has arrived! The ballots have been cast, the winner will soon be crowned...

7 Nominees will enter but only one will win!

It's a crowded field and we have seen some incredible work this year but who brought the most honor and visibility to the long standing tradition of fat guys in country music?

Only one way to find out....

• ELLA LANGLEY announces her new album Dandelion, produced by Miranda Lambert and sporting the ugliest album cover I've ever seen
• THINGS IVE NOTICED since I stopped smoking weed 2 weeks ago

And of course so much more!

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Well my year-end list dropping mid-January is now a time tested tradition and I for one am ok with that! These things take time my child..... Lets get into this shit!!!

• The year MORGAN WALLEN became the DRAKE of country music
• The year MADDIE AND TAE broke up!
• The year MIRANDA LAMBERT finally ended her long losing streak
• The year ZACH BRYAN cemented his status as most annoying guy ever
• The year of CHICKENFRY
• The year PARKER MCCOLLUM earned his new title of KFM Girl's Guy of The Year
• The year LAINEY WILSON attempted to save country music but an unexpected hero stepped in her way.....

All this plus our Top 20 Songs of 2025!

KFM: BEST OF 2025

KFM: BEST OF 2024

KFM: BEST OF 2023

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Now.... On to 2026! lol

XOXOXO

SAMMY B

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Oops! I did it again....

My KFM Best Of The Year episodes have a habit of dropping in early-to-mid January the following year and is that such a crime??

The Year, in my opinion, requires a bit of a cooling off period before it can be properly assessed and my 2025 post-mortem opens appropriately enough with a eulogy, for this was the year Country Music Officially DIED! RIP!

• The best songs of the year that didn't quite crack the KFM Top 20
• Jelly Roll lost 300 pounds and it made him extremely horny
• Kyle Richards finally "admits" her and Morgan Wade were a thing
• Musgraves and many others dissolve their fillers
• A EULOGY: Post Malone and Beyonce put the final nails in Country Music's cultural coffin -- Why I believe the country music fever of the past few years is officially behind us
• All this and much more!

My top 20 drops in the next episode, let me know what your favorite songs of the year were:

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