What the hell do we do with these kids when they're off from school? Tony and Mark talk about the end of the school year, break down good teacher gifts vs bad ones, and try to come up with all the activities we have to do to entertain them before camp starts. Don't forget to subscribe and drop a 5 star rating. Sign up for the email list at kidsstuffsucks.com

Well, the day has come. Both their oldest kids asked for phones. Tony and Mark discuss what they think their kids are going to do with a phone, and how they plan to violate their kid's privacy and spy on them. Don't forget to sign up for the email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and give the podcast a 5 star rating whydontcha. 

Dance class is too many days a week and the competitions are way too long and boring. Mark and Tony dissect everything from the ridiculous cost, to the ridiculous costumes. Please subscribe to the email list at kidsstuffsucks.com and leave an 'ol 5 star review while you're here. Cheers!

School plays are the hardest thing to sit through and Mark and Tony don't hold back. Why are some of them longer than 45 minutes (with an intermission!)? Why do we spend so much money on their costumes? Plus, they recount their childhood memories of (failing) at acting. Please sign up for the email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and rate/subscribe to the podcast. Cheers!

Why are kids so addicted to Fortnite? What is a V-Buck? Mark and Tony discuss the behemoth of Fortnite, plus a hilarious interview with Tony's 11 year old son takes them inside the mind of a Fortnite addict. Sign up for the email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and please subscribe and rate the podcast (5 stars obviously). Thanks!

What are the worst kids movies that you are forced to watch? Why was Peyton Manning cast in Ferdinand? Tony and Mark try to compile a list of movies you can show the kids that you won't mind watching. You're welcome. Sign up for our email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and please subscribe and rate the podcast (5 stars obviously). Thanks!

Both Tony and Mark have sick kids at home, so that means tissues and medicine cups EVERYWHERE. What happens when you have to stay home with them? Who is spreading this sickness? Why was there such a big issue with the name of this episode?  Sign up for our email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and please subscribe and rate our podcast (5 stars please). Thanks for listening!

What's the best place to buy helium balloons? How much did Tony's painting with a twist party end up costing? Tony and Mark continue discussing birthday parties, and the protocol for attending another kid's party. Do you drop off or stay there? Sign up for our email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and please subscribe and rate our podcast (5 stars please). Thanks for listening!

Has anyone ever finished a game of Monopoly? Why are kids such flagrant cheaters? Mark and Tony discuss the terribleness of playing board games with the family and break down games like Life, Sorry, Monopoly, Pieface, Racko-O,  and Connect Four. 

Welcome to the Kids Stuff Sucks Podcast! Broadcasting from deep in a suburban man cave with Tito's in hand, Mark and Tony kick off the podcast trashing kids birthday parties. Find out how ridiculously expensive a painting party is, and why trampoline and laser tag parties are dangerous(for adults).  Follow us on twitter @kidsstuffsucks and Instagram @kidsstuffsucks. Want to see Mark and Tony live? Go to our website http://www.kidsstuffsucks.com and sign up for the email list to be notified when they go on tour. If you like the podcast, please leave a rating and subscribe!