Kids vs. Cats

Kids vs. Cats

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Kids vs. Cats episodes

  • Kids vs. Cats - Parties Over It

    Dave and Joe discuss the old school tradition of dropping your kid off at another child's birthday party, placenta prepositions, paying for your previous popularity, and propose a bunch of other random nonsense. 

    1 hr 10 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Ghost Storied

    Dave describes the ghostly encounter in Knoxville, TN. Joe gets his one indulgence eaten out from under him. Insulin jars and retired parents round out the episode from the beyond!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Oh-Limp-Ick Spurts

    Joe and Dave talk rings around the absurdity, athleticism and all-around not-made-for-TV sports that have been deemed Olympic worthy, all the while showcasing how uninformed and out of touch they really are. This is a medal-worthy listen if you've got the mettle to listen to us meddle in all glory that is going on in Japan.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Leftovers
    Joe and Dave chow down on grandma's, groceries and making motorcycles go! Racism and Cancel Culture are at the Hart of the discussion, which we take in small, chewable bites entertaining you with what is leftover.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Swim Lessons
    Dave and Joe catch up post-holiday and dive in to the latest and greatest regarding motorcycles, waverunners and a gaggle of "Karens" trying to control their spawn. This episode is hot! Especially if you're too cool for school.
    1 hr 1 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Truth Is
    Joe and Dave discuss the current state of "mask-splaining" and the emasculation of bocce league mayors, neighbors appearing out of nowhere and ruining a quiet Sunday morning. All the way getting nowhere near the truth except as we see it. Get outside and do something - BUT - subscribe and take us with you.
    58 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Hell'scape
    Joe and Dave have a heavenly discussion about golf, veterinarians and text messages. They challenge each other to a "don't answer your wife with a question" duel. Let the games begin!
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    1 hr
  • Kids vs Cats - Good Juice
    The Vax Snob and Dave brush up on their motor skills while chatting up all things fishy, faithful and fun!
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    1 hr 11 min

About Kids vs. Cats

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Joe’s got kids. Dave’s got cats.