Kids vs. Cats

Vaccines, hot dogs, pizza, moms, workouts, robots and wax figures. Dave comes clean about not listening and Joe doesn’t get to watch baseball but trademarks his own new All-American past-time. Yankees were up 2-1 over the Tigers at the time of this recording.

Joe and Dave discuss multi-factor authentication, Tiger Woods, chasing lasers and needing a degree to get into the Michigan Militia (should this be capitalized?)

We spend time chatting up stuff about parents and wondering if we're too old to have attainable goals and what that even means because we're old enough to have already accomplished those goals if we put forth any effort.

Joe and Dave rush into solutions for education, infrastructure and FB marketplace all while not playing golf.

Joe and Dave gamble with their family reputations on Superbowl Sunday.

Joe and Dave mansplain the slippery slopes...of skiing, lovemaking, cat boxes, Catholics and Peloton cults! What will you wager on?

Joe and Dave mitten up for the slopes and scope of the new world order returning while finding inspiration in the most likely of places.

Joe and Dave shoot the s$%t about Joe’s irresponsibility and disbelief of Christmas magic. Both grateful for their gifts even if they made no sense, they discuss the lack of evidence that a new strain of revolution is a good idea.

may the Christmas phoenix burn bright, your allies be pardoned and your smile bring joy to the world! Be blessed y’all!

Joe and Dave tally up their Thanksgiving kills, discuss decorations, trade barbs on traitors, TV, technology and the general apathy of historical consequences. But for real Joe owes Dave an ice cold Coca-Cola for a *jinx* y'all. Listen up and tell Joe to pay up!

Joe's mailing out his meatballs for his family, Trump pardons more turkeys, The Mandalorian causes menopausal turrets in Dave's household and we wonder why everybody wants to be rated. (please subscribe) 

If you stay for the ending you may end up be grateful for what Joe views as a dark turn to the holiday. Be blessed everybody!