Kids vs. Cats

Kids vs. Cats

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Kids vs. Cats episodes

  • Kids vs. Cats - Q the Power
    Joe and Dave catch up from a powerless week in the cul-de-sac to discuss Snake Oil, Monopolies, Conspiracies and Adopting Teenagers. Not Necessarily in that order but the order of magnitude for humanity is tremendous. Learn to LetGo...
    59 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Culturally Appropriate
    Eye Roll Joe and Cul de Sac Dave put Fox News on Onion alert and look to FindSomethingNew.org in their attempt to Dad Joke their way out of discussing baseball, politics, sneakers and contact-tracing.
    1 hr 11 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Guaranteed Crush
    Dave chimes in about a C-Span,The Hill TV, segment with Steve Clemons and Alex Azar, the Secretary of Health and Human Services guaranteeing you will be paying for your own survival by yourself. We golfed and reminisced about the one and only Drew Barrymore as well decided on the most appropriate name for the Washington NFL team. Did Joe officially concede that the feline familia is the best familia a boy could dream of?
    58 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Independence from Tyranny
    Joe waxes poetic about the pain society is currently being infused with as Dave discovers a way to train ourselves into happiness with our phones. Blow stuff up and wear a mask as we proclaim our independence from tyranny in this holidud special.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Muffled Noise
    Joe introduces Dave to Karen. Hoax communication continues to run rampant. Joe proves he knows as much about sand as he does about what Tractor Supply sells. Dave sounds off about pro sports audio as he and Joe discuss Fight Island and how to get the most out of pro sports audio and video. The lesson for today - the camera and microphone are ALWAYS on.
    1 hr 3 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Race to the Finish
    Joe gets his right to bear arms and Dave uses it as ammunition to complain about the dentist waiting room and his dad dumping his childhood stuff off. Vintage vs. Old and what is sentimentality looks like in a galaxy far, far away without trains and baseball cards. Note that actions speak louder than words. BLACK LIVES MATTER. Do not be complicit in your silence.
    58 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Pence and the Pros
    Cover your face Hoosier bro! Joe and Dave discuss PROjecting into the future. Dave babbles about tyranny and responsibility. Joe wrangles in Dave about wifely nightmares while his own mind wanders to bigger and better things...another day in the life of feline and human families😷
    56 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Bread and Militia Magic
    The Michigan Militia can shoot COVID-19 out of the air. Joe is the guy that knows city ordinances and drops them on unsuspecting people trying to do their job. Dave has added hairstylist to his resume and may end up in drive-thru confession unless Joe can get some yeast shipped overnight!
    56 min

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Joe’s got kids. Dave’s got cats.