Joe and Dave discuss things that happened in the past. Movies are involved. 

Dave will not allow Joe a laughable moment. Some things are not allowed on the chopping block and some days you realize you started putting your shoes on like Mr. Rogers.

Shoe horns and "flippies" fight it out against "slides" and corporate America. 

Joe bridges gaps with his parenting pie of psychology while Dave does NOT burn down the house. 

Joe chimes in from a place called Austria in a teaser to an upcoming travel episode. 

Walter ruins everything but not before we discuss why Austria is just a place in the middle of stuff and how much kids aren't missed when parents are on vacation. Always eat your oatmeal and get an annual skin cancer check.

Party on the slopes everybody!

Hot Mic Alert!* 

Dave schools Joe on The Rise of Skywalker. Joe schools Dave on Politics. Dave continues to work on his listening skills - an early silence foreshadows the coming darkness as both agree to a new strategy for countries to war against each other and everyone will enjoy the sweet sweet buzz of what Joe wants to be reincarnated as once Skynet takes over.  

Join us on this tour of consciousness, the Force, robots, real Olympic stakes and whatever other kind of b.s. gets kicked around by these 2 jamokes.

*The iPhone was not built to handle being overcome with emotions. All future Kids vs. Cats recordings will reflect solid technical prowess. We appreciate you listening in!