Kids vs. Cats

Kids vs. Cats

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Kids vs. Cats episodes

  • Kids vs. Cats - Oscars and the Grouch

    Joe and Dave discuss things that happened in the past. Movies are involved. 

    Dave will not allow Joe a laughable moment. Some things are not allowed on the chopping block and some days you realize you started putting your shoes on like Mr. Rogers.

    Shoe horns and "flippies" fight it out against "slides" and corporate America. 

    Joe bridges gaps with his parenting pie of psychology while Dave does NOT burn down the house. 

    1 hr 36 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Mooperbowl Monday
    Joe and Dave revert back to the time honored tradition of discussing Superbowl ads and outcomes. When are we going to quit chewing and driving?Why do kids stand in front of the TV? Do we need reminders to take our vitamins? Are man massages and trucker hats bad business?
    59 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - No Water Closet Needed
    Joe and Dave discuss the particulars of #2. 
    It's various elements and locations to be found. 
    The best and worst "el baño" at home and abroad.
    Old jokes, new tricks and eternal agreement that cats are better than kids...
    38 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Internationally known to rock the microphone

    Joe chimes in from a place called Austria in a teaser to an upcoming travel episode. 

    Walter ruins everything but not before we discuss why Austria is just a place in the middle of stuff and how much kids aren't missed when parents are on vacation. Always eat your oatmeal and get an annual skin cancer check.

    Party on the slopes everybody!

    13 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - The Rise of Boston Dynamics

    Hot Mic Alert!* 

    Dave schools Joe on The Rise of Skywalker. Joe schools Dave on Politics. Dave continues to work on his listening skills - an early silence foreshadows the coming darkness as both agree to a new strategy for countries to war against each other and everyone will enjoy the sweet sweet buzz of what Joe wants to be reincarnated as once Skynet takes over.  

    Join us on this tour of consciousness, the Force, robots, real Olympic stakes and whatever other kind of b.s. gets kicked around by these 2 jamokes.

    *The iPhone was not built to handle being overcome with emotions. All future Kids vs. Cats recordings will reflect solid technical prowess. We appreciate you listening in!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - 2020 Hindsight
    Joe and Dave catch up to start 2020 with their feline and actual families, chatting up winter sports, The GOAT Tom Brady and why dads don’t go to movies with teenagers. Dave has a Star Wars revelation locked and loaded for a future episode.
    59 min

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Joe’s got kids. Dave’s got cats.