Kief and Bong

get that AZZ above the flo, get SO LOW. I don't kno! I'm high! Anyway, welcome to the show. we're cookin today, kids. blick it, blaze it, double haze it. kief and bong got smthn fun in store today. watch us fight about whether this movie's good or not, lul

"daaammnnnn, dats a BIG BITCH!" -- says kief

"wooowwww... i didnt know ur were fatphobic" -- replies bong

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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRRIIIIIIIGGHTTTTT. these 2 are da bestest. sooooooyyyyy good, like omffggg. JENNIFER TILLYY!!!! kief and bong have waaayyy too much fun with this one. *slow, but subtle bong rip*

kief and bong continue this weird nonsensical journey with the creepy killer doll chuckyyyyyyy. this time he's in the military for some reason??? idk. just go with it. enjoy!

Back at it with blood, synths, and questionable memory recall, Kief and Bong sink their teeth into Deep Red. One of them is convinced they’ve cracked the mystery, the other is distracted by the music and the color red existing a little too aggressively. Expect stoned sleuthing, dramatic gasps, and at least one very serious whisper of “I know what I saw… or do I?” Gloves off, logic loose, giallo vibes only. 

kief and bong continue this weird nonsensical journey with the creepy killer doll chuckyyyyyyy. this time he's in the military for some reason??? idk. just go with it. enjoy!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRRIIIIIIIGGHTTTTT. these 2 are da bestest. sooooooyyyyy good, like omffggg. JENNIFER TILLYY!!!! kief and bong have waaayyy too much fun with this one. *slow, but subtle bong rip*

Back at it with blood, synths, and questionable memory recall, Kief and Bong sink their teeth into Deep Red. One of them is convinced they’ve cracked the mystery, the other is distracted by the music and the color red existing a little too aggressively. Expect stoned sleuthing, dramatic gasps, and at least one very serious whisper of “I know what I saw… or do I?” Gloves off, logic loose, giallo vibes only. 🔪🎶

Kief and Bong drift into The Vampire Lovers (1970) armed with snacks, foggy brains, and a deep respect for gothic drama turned all the way up. One of them is here for the moody castles and tragic romance, the other is asking, “Wait… are we the victims now?” Expect hazy commentary, accidental film appreciation, and a lot of nodding along to vibes, fangs, and seductive slow-motion menace. “Love never dies… it just gets weirder.” 🩸🦇

Meet Kief and Bong, the two podcast co-hosts who thought reviewing V/H/S/85 would be a good idea… and then got extremely high first. 

Kief brings the chaotic commentary, half-remembered plot points, and the confidence of someone who definitely missed a key scene while grabbing snacks. Bong counters with deep existential takes, wild horror theories, and the uncanny ability to notice background details no sober human ever would. Together, they dissect found-footage horror through a fog of smoke, paranoia, and genuine love for all things creepy, cursed, and confusing.

Expect laughs, tangents, stoner logic, and at least one moment where they ask, “Wait… did that actually happen?