THEY LIIIVEEE. fckn dystopian ass capitalistic hellscape is TOO REAL for us. our brains are overly fried, overcooked, overbooked. too many thoughts. we've got the brain scramblies again. broadcast incoming...

OMMGGGGG ITS THE FINAL EPISOODDDEEEEEEE. ROUND THREE. FIGHT!

kief and bong continue exploring the ins and outs of one of the queerest horror series of all time. these ones are doozies. idk which is kief and which is bong anymore, but one likes this crap more than the other. they argue about it, i think. enjoy ?

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRRIIIIIIIGGHTTTTT. these 2 are da bestest. sooooooyyyyy good, like omffggg. JENNIFER TILLYY!!!! kief and bong have waaayyy too much fun with this one. *slow, but subtle bong rip*

kief and bong continue this weird nonsensical journey with the creepy killer doll chuckyyyyyyy. this time he's in the military for some reason??? idk. just go with it. enjoy!

🎙 “IN A WORLD… where murder dolls stalk your childhood dreams… two dangerously high movie junkies dare to ask: ‘Is Chucky still hot… or just a has-been with a knife?’”

🔥 Meet Kief & Bong — one couch, one haze of questionable legality, and one mission: to survive Child’s Play 2 without getting too turned on by a homicidal toy.
💨 They’ll smoke, they’ll scream, they’ll pause the movie way too long to debate whether Chucky’s leather overalls are a fashion statement.
🍿 Part horror review, part stoner confessional, all NSFW nostalgia.

“This summer… playtime’s over. But foreplay? Just getting started.”

Alrighty, buds, babes, and beautiful beings beyond the binary — gather 'round, ‘cause we’ve got something fresh, fierce, and flaming hot for your earholes. 🔥🌈

After one heroic (read: unreasonably large) bong rip, Kief and I had a moment of divine clarity — or maybe just a coughing fit with enlightenment sprinkled in. Either way, it’s time to LEVEL UP on this trippy lil’ quest of ours.

Thanks to a glorious gang of 18 loyal weirdos, Season 0 slapped harder than we ever expected. Y’all showed up, showed love, and honestly? We’re emotional about it.

So what’s next? Something BIGGER. BOLDER. BEAUTIFULLY UNHINGED. But be warned: this ride is not for the faint of tolerance. You gotta be as delightfully deranged as we are to vibe with what’s coming.

✨So pack your bowls, polish your pieces, and prepare your pineal glands.✨
Because in this all-new season of Kief and Bong, we’re diving headfirst into our first singular series obsession:

🔪 ***Chucky.***🔪
It’s spooky, it’s stabby, it’s stoned AF.

Let’s play.

This week, Kief and Bong are diving headfirst into the cult classic "Basket Case" (1982), a film so bizarre it makes your family reunions look normal. Expect a wild ride through mutant mayhem, sibling rivalry, and enough schlock to make your head spin.

So tune in as Kief and Bong unravel the twisted tale of Duane and Belial Bradley, offering their unique blend of insightful commentary, campy humor, and maybe even a few споooky surprises along the way. Just be warned: after listening, you may never look at a wicker basket the same way again.

Get ready to scream with laughter as Kief and Bong, the dynamic duo of queer horror podcasting, dissect the cinematic monstrosities that keep us up at night! Kief, the self-proclaimed "scream queen supreme," brings encyclopedic knowledge of all things spooky, from obscure slashers to avant-garde ghost stories. Bong, on the other hand, is the resident cynic, armed with a razor-sharp wit and an uncanny ability to find the humor in even the most terrifying tales.

Together, they're a match made in horror heaven (or hell, depending on your perspective). This week, they're sinking their teeth into "The Ugly Stepsister (2025)," a film so twisted it makes Cinderella's foot fetish look tame. Expect plenty of campy commentary, unexpected tangents, and maybe even a few споooky surprises along the way.

So grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and prepare for a wild ride as Kief and Bong unravel the mysteries of "The Ugly Stepsister," one gloriously gory scene at a time. Just be warned: after listening, you may never look at a glass slipper the same way again.

What's up, tokers? This week, Blaze and Chronic are diving headfirst into the ultra-violent, super-gory world of "Ichi the Killer." They're sparking up a fat one and dissecting Takashi Miike's masterpiece of mayhem, from Kakihara's crazy piercings to Ichi's… well, everything! Get ready for stoned observations, accidental profundity, and plenty of "whoa, dude" moments as they try to wrap their baked brains around this cult classic. Warning: May induce extreme munchies and a sudden urge to watch Yakuza films. 🥦💨🎬