This week on TOW, Alina (and the rest of planet Earth) finds Steven’s behavior bizarre and risky when he decides to “hitchhike” in Turkey by throwing himself in front of passing cars. Ellie and Victor arrive in Providencia and witness the devastation firsthand. While their house is still standing, there is no infrastructure or services, leaving the couple in dire straights, wondering what to do. Jenny and Sumit continue to not get married (yawn). Armando and his father finally have a candid conversation. Evelin throws Corey under the bus for the 50th time and Raul prepares to do the same. Ari takes the holy water ice-bucket challenge. 

Corey gets a steaming mouthful of dick from Evelin’s evil sisters. Steven and Alina arrive in Turkey. Alina takes her mama’s advice and tells Steven he WILL be staying with her, even if there’s no skoodilypoop. Happy wife, dude...Ariela takes advantage of her last few hours of Leandro’s visit to torture Bini and make him as jealous as possible, and Wish is NOT HAVING IT. Victor arrives in San Andres and he and Ellie reunite. Kenny, Cassy, Armando, and Hanna arrive at Armando’s parents' house and get a heartwarming reception. Sumit is STILL NOT MARRYING JENNY (and at this point, no one besides Sumit’s parents even cares). To see the video of this episode, including Brianna’s adorable new heart-shaped Kate Spade bag, head to our Kiki and Kibbitz YouTube Channel. And check out our new Patron-only #LoveAfterLockup podcast on https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz! 

This week on #90DayFianceTheOtherWay, Jenny’s hopes are crushed and Bini invites his ex-girlfriend and her amazing butt to go out with him, Ariela, and Leandro (turnabout is fair play, right?). Ellie heads to Colombia, despite not knowing where Victor is. Corey gives Evelin an unwelcome gift. Kenny’s daughter shows up in Mexico, prompting an emotional scene. Alina sets a trap for Steven.  

Martin hijacks our show and makes himself host before we even get started. That's just fine with us because he is hilarious. Get his hot takes on what former housewife he things should come back to the show, relationships (hint: you don't need a man to validate you!), his own love life, and more. We love this guy! Please subscribe to our Patreon (patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz) to see the full audio and to help support our woman-owned podcast! 

Jenny faked us all out last week, because 一 SURPRISE! 一 her visa wasn’t *actually* disapproved; it was just a “glitch.” So, she’s got another few months’ respite. But the immigration attorney suggests another plan. Ariela’s ex-husband shows up and Ari seems to be doing whatever she can to make Biniyam jealous (and it’s working). We find out what Steven’s secret is . Evelin has found yet another way to stick it to Corey. Armando and Kenny are back (cue riotous applause) and they’re planning their wedding and it’s soooo cute. We’ve talked through Ellie’s and Victor’s story and determined that he’s a snack and she’s a big dummy. 

It’s the final episode of Real Housewives of New York, Season 13, and the ladies are back at Ramona’s Hamptons house, rubbing their sequin-covered tatas together, because that’s what they do. Sonja explains how she previews the goods of her prospective suitor. An impersonation swap party has each lady matched with another housewife with whom they had beef. Somehow, instead of coming to blows, they bring each other to happy drunken tears (you just never known with this group). Next week is *not* the reunion! In fact, we’re not sure when it will be! But stay tuned for our exclusive interview with Martin the Boxing Coach next week. Join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for more exclusive cast interviews and bonus content!

The Below Deck Boys are back for an exciting episode of Below Deck Mediterranean! Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this Season’s 10th episode, which features the arrival of new “deck-stew” Delaney.  Also, the boys discuss Chef Mat’s second-degree burn, Katie’s questionable management decisions, and the start of Hailee and Bailee’s charter. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (28:28) and decide whether they want Delaney to stay for the rest of the season (33:50). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about dating outside your traditional type (36:40).  DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to [email protected] and don’t forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content!  

It’s a brand-new season of 90 Day Fiancé the Other Way and we have two new couples. It would be nice to have all new couples, but hey — it’s COVID the Sequel, and at least we have something to watch on TV. Ellie is moving from Seattle to Providencia to live with the loincloth-wearing Victor, who has been living with another woman. The other new couple is Steven, an American Mormon in love with his own hair, who is moving to Russia to be with Alina, the love of his life. Returnees include Corey and Evelin (“we were on a BREAK”) and Jenny and Sumit. And by the way, Ariela has an ex-husband that we never knew about and who also happens to be her “best friend” and is on his way to visit.

“Galentine’s Day?” WTAF? Mary’s out this week, so Ashley of the popular @RealityByAshley account on Twitter explained the concept of Galentine’s Day, which is...well, whatever. “Well, whatever…” is also a good description for this episode. Nothing was lost, nothing was gained, and literally nothing happened. That said, these ladies are outrageous. They all show up to Ramona’s house in the Hamptons, where it is snowy AF, and Ramona makes everyone wear the ugliest pajamas ever. The highlight was the heart-shaped beets, which kind of says it all. Next week, the ladies impersonate each other, which is going to be epic. It’s also the season finale! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Share! And don’t forget to subscribe to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for lots of fun celebrity interviews and bonus content. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for another exciting episode of Below Deck Mediterranean, Season 6. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this Season’s ninth episode, which featured Lexi losing her rank as second stew.  Also, the boys discuss the Oktoberfest party on deck, Katie’s decision to bring in a fourth stew, and Patrick’s “constructive criticism” of the interior department. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (23:17) and give their thoughts on the new trailer for Below Deck Season 9 (26:35). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about having a crush on an unavailable coworker (31:07). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to [email protected] And don’t forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content.