#90DayFiance's Laura Jallali stops by to spill all the tea! Hear about her current relationship status and  some shocking news about Corey and Evelyn's relationship. 

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Martin the Adorable Boxing Trainer is back to give Sonja life coaching. For the first time in #RHONY history, Luann is throwing Ramona a birthday party. She’ll have to share her birthday with Sonja (a major point of contention in previous years), but she seems ok with it. The ladies invite a bevy of young, good-looking men, including some hot strippers. Leah buys matching boob and dick cakes.  We finally find out why Kurt’s naughty bits were so impressive on painting day in Sag Harbor. Leah makes much ado about nothing and we learn that none of the women know what a vulva is. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for an all-time contentious episode of Below Deck Mediterranean. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this Season’s fifth episode,  which features the biggest fight in Below Deck history. Also, the boys discuss the end of Roy Orbison Jr.’s charter, Chef Mat’s orgy stories, and Lexi personally insulting almost every member of the Lady Michelle. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (48:53) and remember their favorite altercations from past Below Deck seasons (55:48). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about having a COVID-free wedding (1:00:02). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz to let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to [email protected].  And don’t forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

This episode enlightens us with the disturbing info that Michael is 32 years old and has NEVER MASTURBATED. And Angela is apparently so jealous that she can’t even stand the thought of him getting off alone. Now, go on ㅡ try to sleep tonight. Andrei is still fighting with Libby’s evil sisters, who are still up in arms about Chuck splitting the profits from a flip with him. Jovi and Yara finally have a date night in Miami. But no matter how much talking they do, Jovi is getting the message: new Yara is here to stay, for better or worse. Julia and Brandon finally move out ( and Ron and Betty act like they will never get over it). Natalie now has a room at her friend Juliana’s house and she has spent only 1 night with Mike since Christmas eve (check out Patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz to hear the story from Uncle Beau’s mouth!). Mama Asuelu and Tammy are on their way (bring liquor ㅡ you’ll need it).

Twitter Goddess @RealityByAshley joins us for a rousing roast of #RHONY. On this episode, Ramona admonishes Bershan for being so hard on Sonja. Bershan, however, feels like her “fire bomb'' was necessary. Eventually, she apologizes for assuming the rest of the group was like Ramona (by which she meant...fun?). Everyone gets emotional at the séance, although we’re sure the medium is actually #90DayFiance Psychic shapeshifter Tracy in disguise. The dead come through to explain why all of the women are cray cray in their own special ways. Join our Patreon $2.50/mo. tier for bonus content and follow Ashley for her hilarious tweets. 

Psychic Tracy intervenes on Angela’s behalf. Finally, Michael asks for forgiveness and they end up having FaceTime sex (ouch, our eyes are burning). Jovi feels like Yara pulled a bait and switch on him (and she feels the same about him).  Mike brings back a trend in activewear that should have died in the 1970s. Natalie refuses to apologize for taking the truck and going to her surgery without even telling him she was going. Tiffany and Ronald deal with incompatible views about gender roles. Becky throws Libby under the bus at the family reunion, then blames Andrei for his reaction. We also find out that Ukrainian Christmas isn’t on 12/25 and that they don’t have Christmas trees in Samoa. Kalani’s family tries to get emotionally ready for a visit from Mama Asuelu and Tammy. 

Eboni attempts to do damage control after her “white supremacism” comment. Bershan tells her the women don’t need a speech every day (debatable), then starts a full-on brawl with Sonja, calling her a clown (arguable). Ramona avoids any and all serious topics, including that of her apparent incontinence. Eboni and Leah get memorial tattoos. Luann meditates, takes a selfie in front of a wigwam, and tells Bershan she can leave after the life coach calls them all "boring grandmas." In keeping with her iconic status, Sonja drinks Ramona’s giant glass of red wine through a sparkly mask....annnnnnd fade to black! Visit patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for cast interviews, videos, and other exclusive bonus content (and to be entered into our raffle!).

The Below Deck Boys are back for a spirited episode of Below Deck Mediterranean season six. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this season’s third installment, which features the second wedding in Below Deck history. Also, the boys discuss rising tensions between Matt and Lexi in the galley, Mzi’s continued improvement on deck, and whether we’ll see any crew hookups this season. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (22:35) and discuss which former male cast member they would add to the season to liven things up (29:28). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about breaking your cold streak at weddings (35:20). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz or on Twitter at @KikiKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send Life Advice submissions to [email protected] And don’t forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

It’s the day of Natalie’s surgery, but she’s MIA. (Drama queen.) Mike runs around town with production, trying to find her. She turns up just in time for him to make her boiled potatoes with a host of weird other ingredients. Back in the Family Libby RV, there are at least 500 screaming infants. Good thing we have DVRs so we can fast forward through this boring crap. Andrei is an a-hole, but Libby’s family just keeps baiting him, hoping that he’ll explode and then they can say “See, there he goes again -- exploding!” Jovi FINALLY comes home and sees the location of his exile. In South Africa, Ronald continues to be a douche canoe and Tiffany continues to ride his ass. Ass-uelu decides he wants more kids, so he tells a used car salesman (did the guy have magical fertility powers or something)? His mom demands to come to town with his murderous sister, so he teaches his kid to twerk because...well, that’s what one does. Julia and Brandon invite Brandon’s parents to come see their new apartment and blindside them with the news. (Spoiler alert: they’ll miss the free farm help.) Angela yells at Michael for roughly 36 hours straight.