Kill Every Monster

Kill Every Monster

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Kill Every Monster episodes

  • Mind Flayer

    The Monster Manual describes Mind Flayers as “the scourge of sentient creatures across countless worlds. Psionic tyrants, slavers, and interdimensional voyagers, they are insidious masterminds that harvest entire races for their own twisted ends. Four tentacles snake from their octopus-like heads, flexing in hungry anticipation when sentient creatures come near.”

    We are joined by V.J. Harris.

    V.J. (they/he) is a professional TTRPG book hoarder—their friends have likened them to a dragon—living in the Midwest. He is one of the authors of the Platinum best-selling DMs Guild supplement “⁠An Elf and an Orc Had a Little Baby Vol I⁠” and one of three designers of the original 5e compatible game “⁠Those Who Wander⁠.” They can be found on Twitter and TikTok @⁠vjhcreations⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Darkness" by Borrtex
    • "I Trusted You" by Lee Rosevere
    • "Imminence" by Kai Engel
    • "Unnatural Situation" by Kevin Macleod

    COMMUNITY

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    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 42 min
  • Shambling Mound (Part 2)

    We are joined by Frankie Larson. 

    Frankie (they/she) is a writer, florist, podcaster, and plant-obsessed ttrpg gamer of over 13 years. You can find them frequently yelling about lawns on twitter at @⁠humanhouseplant⁠, or on their plant podcast, ⁠Propagated Podcast⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Floating Cities" by Kevin MacLeod
    • "Crossing the Chasm" by Kevin MacLeod

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    44 min
  • Shambling Mound (Part 1)

    We are joined by Frankie Larson. 

    Frankie (they/she) is a writer, florist, podcaster, and plant-obsessed ttrpg gamer of over 13 years. You can find them frequently yelling about lawns on twitter at @⁠humanhouseplant⁠, or on their plant podcast, ⁠Propagated Podcast⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Floating Cities" by Kevin MacLeod
    • "Crossing the Chasm" by Kevin MacLeod

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 10 min
  • Unicorn

    The Monster Manual describes unicorns as creatures with “a single spiraling horn of ivory whose magical touch can heal the sick and the injured. Its ears catch the words and whispers of the creatures that share its domain, and it knows the tongues of elves and sylvan folk. Unicorns allow good-hearted creatures to enter their woods to hunt or gather food, but they hold evil ever at bay. Foul-hearted creatures seldom leave a unicorn’s domain alive.”

    In this episode, we are joined by Honey, whose pronouns are she/her.

    Honey is a GM and storyteller, host of the ⁠Tea with Honey Podcast⁠ and creator of the ⁠Embrace the Initiative Workshop⁠. A cyber security professional and disability/medical challenges advocate, she is also a charity event organizer who uses gaming and internet safety education as ways to raise awareness to important causes.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • “Elven Dirge” by Philippe Payet
    • “Cylinder Two” by Chris Zabriskie
    • “Darkest Child” by Kevin MacLeod
    • “Reading The Greens” by Hogan Grip
    • “Forgotten Marches” by Kai Engel
    • “Visum” by Kai Engel

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 18 min
  • Giant Insects

    We are joined by ⁠Jessie deHaan⁠.

    Jessie is a research technician studying insect pests and their predators in greenhouses and agriculture. They are also the host and producer of the SciComm podcast "Gamer's Guide to Ecology" which aims to teach the ecological principles found in open-world video games to the people that play and love them. Not everyone has the chance to grow up surrounded by nature or learn about it. Through the common media of video games, Jessie hopes to teach people about current topics that affect our own natural world like climate change, pollution, and habitat loss. They can be found on Twitter ⁠@JustJessieD⁠

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Hackbeat" by Kevin MacLeod
    • "Ondes de Gravit" by Mathieu Lamontagne and Emmanuel Toledo
    • "Oneiri" by Kai Engel
    • "The Truth of the Epic Saga of the Ballad of the Ass Bees" by The Riffingtons
    • "Mystery Bazaar" by Kevin MacLeod
    • "Paranoia" by Kai Engel

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 28 min
  • Aboleth (Part 2)

    We are joined by ⁠Rich Howard⁠. Rich, whose pronouns are he/him, is a podcaster, writer, and game designer best known for all things underwater. You may know him as the host of Whelmed: The Young Justice Files, concept lead for the PbtA game Descent into Midnight, or for the 5e conversion of Sam Hing’s Horrors of the Aboleth. You can find him very occasionally on Twitter at @⁠umbralwalker⁠.

    We were also joined by ⁠Susanah Grace⁠ and returning guest from the Flumph episode, ⁠Alex Boer⁠.

    ⁠Kappa⁠ was our announcer.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "The Time to Run" by Dexter Britain
    • "Seeing the Future" by Dexter Britain
    • "Ancient Chamber" by Mark Stothard
    • Curse of the Scarab" by Kevin MacLeod
    • Ondes de Gravit" by Mathieu Lamontagne and Emmanuel Toledo

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    52 min
  • Aboleth (Part 1)

    We are joined by ⁠Rich Howard⁠. Rich, whose pronouns are he/him, is a podcaster, writer, and game designer best known for all things underwater. You may know him as the host of Whelmed: The Young Justice Files, concept lead for the PbtA game Descent into Midnight, or for the 5e conversion of Sam Hing’s Horrors of the Aboleth. You can find him very occasionally on Twitter at @⁠umbralwalker⁠.

    We were also joined by ⁠Susanah Grace⁠ and returning guest from the Flumph episode, ⁠Alex Boer⁠.

    ⁠Kappa⁠ was our announcer.


    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor


    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "The Time to Run" by Dexter Britain
    • "Seeing the Future" by Dexter Britain
    • "Ancient Chamber" by Mark Stothard
    • Curse of the Scarab" by Kevin MacLeod
    • Ondes de Gravit" by Mathieu Lamontagne and Emmanuel Toledo


    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠


    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 25 min
  • DM's Notes: Doppelganger
    In celebration of Kill Every Monster's ENnies nomination, we are releasing another DM's notes from the Patreon vault as Dylan and Aram talk about what went into making the Doppleganger episode.
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    31 min
  • Rakshasa

    We are joined by ⁠KP⁠.

    KP is a creative tackling multiple fields including photography, cosplay, Streaming, TTRPG AP, and published written work. He's currently a permanent cast member of Glenbrook Unhallowed (Tales from the Loop AP), Void (Coriolis AP), and City of Light & Shadow (Fate AP), with many other charity one shots and long term APs under his belt. He's worked with major channels and cons, such as Roll20, Kobold Press, Gen Con, Jasper's Game Day. KP is also a Jasper's Game Day Ambassador, using his space to raise over $10k for charity in the last year.

    KP strives to use inspiration from his culture as a PoC/South Asian to tell unique stories in all his works, with hopes to inspire those around him to invest in such cultures & their voices. He can be found on Twitter at ⁠@KP11Studios⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Soaring" by Kevin Macleod
    • "Haratanaya Sree" by Veena Kinhal
    • "Return of the Mummy" by Kevin Macleod
    • "Duduk Drone" by Patrick Sainton
    • "Sunset" by Kai Engel

    COMMUNITY

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    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
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    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 27 min
  • Dryad

    We are joined by ⁠Emily Buza⁠. 

    Emily is an actress, writer, and podcaster. She is the co-host of Whelmed: The Young Justice Files, a deep dive podcast about discussing and analyzing the DC Comics animated series Young Justice. And she can also be heard as a guest on several audio dramas and actual play podcasts, often playing superheroes, women with magic, and ladies in space. She can be found on Twitter at ⁠@emilyofarden⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Elven Dirge - Mennai Um Vela Ata" by GoofParade
    • "Nu Flute" by Kevin MacLeod
    • "Water Lily" by Kevin Macleod
    • "Darkness" by Three Chain Links
    • "Marty Gots A Plan" by Kevin Macleod"

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 9 min

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Kill Every Monster is an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Co-hosts Dylan and Aram are joined by a guest for a DM-deep-dive into a classic D&D…