Kill Every Monster

Kill Every Monster

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  • Cambion

    The Monster Manual describes Cambions as “the offspring of a fiend (usually a succubus or incubus) and a humanoid (usually a human). Cambions inherit aspects of both parents, but their horns, leathery wings, and sinewy tails are hallmarks of their otherworldly parentage.”

    We are joined by ⁠Anthony Rapp⁠.

    Anthony is a lifelong geek and actor, who now has the great fortune of living his best geek and actor life by appearing as Commander Paul Stamets in Star Trek Discovery. He also has enjoyed a resurgence of DnD love, having played as a kid, but not again until the middle of 2020, thanks to COVID-mandated Zoom sessions. He can be found on Twitter at ⁠@albinokid⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Touch the Darkness" by Kai Engel
    • "Darkest Child" by Kevin Macleod
    • "Going Undercover" by Borrtex
    • "The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin Macleod

    COMMUNITY

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    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 17 min
  • Nothic

    The Monster Manual describes the nothic as "a monstrous creature with terrible talons and a single great eye. When driven to violence, it uses its horrific gaze to rot the flesh from its enemies’ bones."

    In this episode, we are joined by ⁠Synxiec⁠.

    Synxiec is a part-time variety streamer on Twitch with a focus on story-driven games and open discussion on the gaming community and culture. Outside of streaming, he’s involved in tabletop gaming, being featured in multiple games as a player and also being a writer for ⁠Mnemonic RPG⁠ and ⁠Into the Motherlands⁠. His pronouns are he/they.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Capital City" by Stephane Lorello
    • "Agnus Dei X", "Divertissement - Pizzicato (from the ballet Sylvia)", "Floating Cities", "March of the Spoons", "Metaphysik", "Sneaky Snitch" by Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)
    • ⁠Licensed under Creative Commons⁠: By Attribution 3.0

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    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    • ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!


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    1 hr 24 min
  • Couatl

    We are joined by Carlos Cisco.

    Carlos, whose pronouns are he/him, is a newly minted narrative designer with work on the DMs guild, ⁠⁠#iHunt⁠⁠, and in ⁠⁠MCDM’s ARCADIA⁠⁠. Or it feels new because time got real elastic during those early days of the pandemic. His primary craft is television writing but unlike design work his ascent was not quite so propulsive, spending the past decade clawing his way up the ladder to find himself recently as a writer on Star Trek: Discovery. In the immortal and often maligned words of the Enterprise theme song “It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here…”

    He can be found most easily on Twitter at ⁠⁠@carlos_cisco⁠⁠.

    We were also joined this episode by Alejandro Torres, an archaeologist, DM, and writer from Chicago. 

    Alejandro is writing his own Maya-themed world setting, and planning a podcast to discuss Mesoamerican representation and celebrate Latinx/Indigenous creators in the TTRPG space. He plays Milo the Halfling Fighter on the ⁠⁠Adamo_AS⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Morphos_XL⁠⁠ Twitch channels every other Wednesday. He loves to chat about Maya archaeology, podcasting, and TTRPGs on Twitter at ⁠⁠@Tonal_teka⁠⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠⁠Aram Vartian⁠⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
    • "Hurakan" by Ricardo Lozano (featuring Jorge Ramos)
    • "Discovery" by Scott Holmes
    • "Web Of Dreams" by Jorge Reyes
    • "Sazilakab" by Jorge Reyes
    • "See You Soon" by Borrtex
    • "Xibalba" by Ricardo Lozano (featuring Jorge Ramos)
    • "Kukulkan" by Ricardo Lozano (featuring Jorge Ramos)
    • "The Goddess Of The Eagles" by Jorge Reyes
    • "Dark Times" by Kevin Macleod

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠
    • ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠
    • ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠
    • ⁠⁠Reddit⁠⁠
    • ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠
    • ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    • ⁠⁠Send us your questions⁠⁠ for a future mailbag episode!


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    1 hr 22 min
  • DM Notes: Couatl

    Hey, people! We are changing up how we do Dylan's DM's notes into an audio, post-edit and episode release discussion

    For our first Audio DM's Notes, we talk about what went in to producing the Couatl episode.

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook


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    22 min
  • Does It Murder?

    Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook


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    43 min
  • Deva

    This episode, we are joined by RK.

    RK - whose pronouns are they/them - is a Pro-GM, Podcaster, Streamer, Writer, Safety Consultant, and Event Organizer. They are the creator of the podcasts ⁠Prism Pals⁠ & the soon-to-be-released horror podcast, ⁠Fear in Living Color⁠. They are also the Safety Consultant for the Professional GMing site Start Playing Games. You can find them online on Twitter ⁠@russwildest⁠.

    CAST

    • ⁠Dylan Malenfant⁠: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    • ⁠Aram Vartian⁠: Co-producer, Editor

    MUSIC

    • "Cylinder Three" by Chris Zabriskie
    • "Rites" by Kevin MacLeod
    • "Reggae Life" by GOYMAMBA
    • "Gayatri Mantra (Tapestry of Light)" by Siddhartha Corsus
    • "Cold War Echo" by Kai Engel
    • "Run" by Kai Engel
    • "Soaring" by Kevin Macleod
    • "Ascent" by Jon Luc Hefferman
    • "The Time to Run" by Dexter Britain

    COMMUNITY

    • ⁠Discord⁠
    • ⁠Twitter⁠
    • ⁠TikTok⁠
    • ⁠Reddit⁠
    • ⁠Instagram⁠
    • ⁠Facebook⁠

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!



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    1 hr 17 min
  • Season 1 Mailbag

    Thank you to everyone who has listened to the first season of Kill Every Monster!

    We answer several listener questions in this episode, and go off on a few tangets of our own. Thank you to everyone who sent us questions!

    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

    • ⁠Send us your questions⁠ for a future mailbag episode!

    COMMUNITY

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    56 min
  • Vampire Prelude
    CAST
    Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
    Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
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    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
    Send us your questions for a future mailbag episode!
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    13 min
  • Vampire
    The Monster Manual describes Vampires as creatures “awakened to an endless night, vampires hunger for the life they have lost and sate that hunger by drinking the blood of the living. Vampires abhor sunlight, for its touch burns them. They never cast shadows or reflections, and any vampire wishing to move unnoticed among the living keeps to the darkness and far from reflective surfaces.”
    We are joined by Sharang Biswas. 
    Sharang is a writer, artist, and game designer. He has won IndieCade and IGDN awards for his games and has showcased interactive works at numerous art institutions including the Institute of Contemporary Art in Philadelphia and the Museum of the Moving Image in New York. He has contributed essays to Dicebreaker, Eurogamer, and Unwinnable, and fiction to Fantasy Magazine, Lightspeed Magazine, and Neon Hemlock Press among others. He is the co-editor of Honey & Hot Wax: An Anthology of Erotic Art Games (Pelgrane Press, 2020) and Strange Lusts / Strange Loves: An Anthology of Erotic Interactive Fiction (Strange Horizons, 2021). Find him on Twitter @SharangBiswas and some of his games at astrolingus.itch.io
    MUSIC
    "Darkness" by Three Chain Links
    "Concerto Grosso G Minor 1" by the Advent Chamber Orchestra
    "Duduk Drone" by Patrick Sainton
    "Discovery" by Scott Holmes
    "Cylinder Two" by Chris Zabriskie
    "Epic Cinematic" by Scott Holmes
    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
    Send us your questions for our Season 1 Mailbag episode!
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    1 hr 9 min
  • Undead Horde
    The Monster Manual describes Skeletons and Zombies as “the foot soldiers of an undead army. While skeletons are capable of following simple and direct orders, making them capable of tasks such as loading catapults or forming a shield wall, zombies are mindless soldiers, taking the most direct route to enemies, unable to comprehend obstacles or dangerous terrain.”
    In this episode, we are joined by Amelia Antrim.
    Amelia (she/her) is one of the co-hosts of Character Creation Cast, a podcast that explores roleplaying games by sitting down with guests and making characters in a new system each month. She is also the co-host of Garbage of the Five Rings, a podcast devoted to the lore and history of the Legend of the Five Rings, for when you love something dearly but you know it’s trash. She is also a judge for the 2021-2022 ENnie Awards. She can be found on Twitter @gingerreckoning.
    MUSIC
    "The Warbird" by Tri Tachyon
    "Please Wake Up" by Meydn
    "March of the Spoons" by Kevin Macleod
    "Triumph" by Jon Luc Hefferman
    "Sunset" by Kai Engel
    "Unnatural Situation" by Kevin Macleod
    "Ondes de Gravit" by Mathieu Lamontagne & Emmanuel Toledo
    "Discovery" by Jon Luc Hefferman
    "Crossing the Chasm" by Kevin Macleod
    "Lost Time" by Kevin Macleod
    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
    Send us your questions for our Season 1 Mailbag episode!
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    1 hr 35 min

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Kill Every Monster is an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Co-hosts Dylan and Aram are joined by a guest for a DM-deep-dive into a classic D&D…