Kill Every Monster

Kill Every Monster

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  • Werewolf
    The Monster Manual describes the werewolf as “a savage predator. In its humanoid form, a werewolf has heightened senses, a fiery temper, and a tendency to eat rare meat. Its wolf form is a fearsome predator, but its hybrid form is more terrifying by far — a furred and well-muscled humanoid body topped by a ravening wolf’s head. A werewolf can wield weapons in hybrid form, though it prefers to tear foes apart with its powerful claws and bite.”
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    In this episode, we are joined by writer and gamemaster Diana. Diana (or Superdillin) is a tabletop RPG creator and entertainer, author of Neverland the Impossible Island a 5e Setting guide, 1/2 of the Femsplained podcast, and a big ol' queer dork.
    MUSIC
    "I Am a Man Who Will Fight for Your Honor" by Chris Zabriskie
    "Oneiri" by Kai Engel
    "Sunset" by Kai Engel
    "Cylinder Seven" by Chris Zabriskie
    "Mermaid" by Tenebrous Brothers Carnival
    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Each episode we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
    Send us your questions for our Season 1 Mailbag episode!
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    54 min
  • Goblin
    The Monster Manual describes goblins as “small, black-hearted, selfish humanoids that lair in caves, abandoned mines, despoiled dungeons, and other dismal settings. Individually weak, goblins gather in large—sometimes overwhelming—numbers. They crave power and regularly abuse whatever authority they obtain.”
    Get our DM's notes and print-ready maps for the Goblin encounter
    In this episode, we are joined by writer and gamemaster Michael Loving (who is also known as Captain Mel) and whose pronouns are he/him. Michael is a professional voice actor, game master, writer, and editor for tabletop RPGs. He is a regular cast member on the D&D Actual Play Podcast "The League of Ultimate Questing" and an irregular guest star on Godsfall, when Aram bothers to make time for his friends. You can find him on Twitter at @OG_Captain_MEL.
    MUSIC
    "The Path of the Goblin King" by Kevin MacLeod
    "Ghost Dance" by Kevin MacLeod
    "Miris Magic Dance" by Kevin MacLeod
    National Anthem of USSR
    "Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod
    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Each episode we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
    Send us your questions for our Season 1 Mailbag episode!
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    1 hr 19 min
  • Banshee
    The Monster Manual describes the banshee as “the undead remnants of elves who, blessed with great beauty, failed to use their gift to bring joy to the world. Instead, they used their beauty to corrupt and control others. Elves afflicted by the banshee’s curse experience know no gladness, feeling only distress in the presence of the living. As the curse takes its toll, their minds and bodies decay until death completes their transformation into undead monsters.”
    Get our DM's notes and print-ready maps for the Banshee encounter
    We are joined this episode by writer and conservationist Orla ní Dhúill.
    Orla is an Irish writer and professional tree botherer bouncing between Dublin and an island off the west coast of Ireland where she can stand on sea cliffs and scream to her heart's content. She is the creator of best-selling DMs Guild adventure Murder on the Eberron Express and a contributor to 2c Gaming's TPK Bestiary Vol 2.
    MUSIC
    "Song of the Banshee" by Aine Minogue
    "Virtutes Vocis" and "Virtutes Instrumenti" by Kevin MacLeod
    "The Path of the Goblin King" by Kevin MacLeod
    "See You Soon" by Borrtex
    "Hero Down" by Kevin MacLeod
    "Blizzard" by Kai Engel
    "Capital City" by Sebastian Anus
    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Each episode we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
    Send us your questions for our next mailbag episode!
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    1 hr
  • Welcome to Kill Every Monster
    Welcome to Kill Every Monster.
    Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. We are joined by a guest each episode to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures while asking a central question: are they truly a monster?
    Episodes run about an hour; half discussion, and half trying to bring down the greatest horror in all of Dungeons and Dragons: Aram Vartian. Immediately following this series announcement is our pilot episode, the Banshee with writer and conservationist Orla Ní Dhuil. To learn more about the show, head on over to killeverymonster.com.
    There you’ll find links to our Discord and Twitter, and ways that you can help support the show while getting exclusive, monthly rewards like early episode releases and our Lorekeeper notes. Check out all of our rewards at patreon.com/killeverymonster.
    So check out the pilot episode right now on iTunes, Spotify, and any place you get your podcasts. And thank you for listening to KILL EVERY MONSTER!
     
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    23 min

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Kill Every Monster is an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Co-hosts Dylan and Aram are joined by a guest for a DM-deep-dive into a classic D&D…