Killed By Porn

Bet you didn't think Lucy Lux had it in her but, she tied Duke Eastwood to a chair and taped his mouth shut, so he won't be around this episode to wreak havoc on the airwaves. This time its Lucy's picks for the bet punk rock this side of the tracks. So listen and learn my little garagepunk minions, listen and learn...

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Duke Eastwood narrowly escaped going to jail in Louisiana before he could bring you this podcast, but he’s here now with Killed By Porn #64, and until they put him behind bars for something else. Steel the Sweet Vermouth from your parents’ bar and be more punk.

Duke comes to you from a robotrip meant to cure his case of the swine flu. You already know what it is, a collection of smooth jams to enjoy on an autumn day. That, and this episode has some of the most retarded punk rock songs ever recorded on it. Lick it up baby, lick it up.

In the midst of a scam I refer to as “Ocean’s 1,” a scam that cannot be talked about otherwise it would not be an effective scam, I recorded this garbled excuse for a podcast that we will call Killed By Porn #62/Ocean’s 1.2. It’s being hosted by Mevio.com, who are, as usual, dropping the ball on paying me via advertising. But as I say, “Whatever duuuuuuuuuuuuude,” I’ve got 99 problems and lazy ass people who aren’t me ain’t one.

Duke was riding a bike with no breaks around the city and sprained his wrist trying to skid to a stop. This episode is a millisecond by millisecond recreation of that incident. Actually more of a hydrocodone-inspired mash through his record collection, but who really cares?

It’s the 60th episode of Killed By Porn. It’s also the 900th podcast to be posted on GaragePunk.com. In other words, I shouldn’t have to explain this shit to you again.

A dark plunge into a dark sense of humor, or just some retarded songs put end to end, Killed By Porn #59 is what you imagine it to be. But look at it this way, at least it’s not what your flunky junkie friends are listening to.

Duke came home from destroying SUVs in the desert to discover his Internet had been turned off. But don’t get the wrong impression, this podcast is not phoned in. Duke untucks the heat in this episode, and it has bump appeal for real. Crank this shit up and have a watergun fight, because art is faggotry.

Maribel finally came over to record a podcast as part of Duke’s new “Killed By Porn Fan Club Podcast Collection.” It became a mostly Spanish-speaking band episode, except for the songs I wanted to play that were sung in Spanish that turned out to not be in Spanish at all. Anyway, you get to hear: Ultimo Resorte, Polo Pepe, Los Explosives, Los Psychos, the Vexors, y mucho, mucho mas.