Killed By Porn

This is the last one...n00b! Just Kidding... Kind of.

Every two months is the new every three weeks,Having your phone on Vibrate is the new having your ringer on, New York is the new LA.

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It’s the 60th episode of Killed By Porn. It’s also the 900th podcast to be posted on GaragePunk.com. In other words, I shouldn’t have to explain this shit to you again.

Duke came home from destroying SUVs in the desert to discover his Internet had been turned off. But don’t get the wrong impression, this podcast is not phoned in. Duke untucks the heat in this episode, and it has bump appeal for real. Crank this shit up and have a watergun fight, because art is faggotry.

Maribel finally came over to record a podcast as part of Duke’s new “Killed By Porn Fan Club Podcast Collection.” It became a mostly Spanish-speaking band episode, except for the songs I wanted to play that were sung in Spanish that turned out to not be in Spanish at all. Anyway, you get to hear: Ultimo Resorte, Polo Pepe, Los Explosives, Los Psychos, the Vexors, y mucho, mucho mas.

June is here again; the time of the year that makes power pop relevant. The season and the kind of music that makes you want to wash the grease out of your hair and go into the shark-infested waters of love. Sink or swim, or a bit of both, Killed By Porn knows your filthy ass is in line and on time for this raucous collection of sweet jams to put you on the main road…wave…whatever; I know ya heard of that.

Duke knows everyone out there is doing a tribute to Lux Interior, and he doesn't give a fuck, he's doing one too. Lux was not only important as a rock & roll musician, but also one of the coolest rock & roll D.J.'s of all time. Because of him I know about a whole mess of rock and roll personnel that I would have never known about otherwise. In this tribute I play all the songs I know about specifically because of Lux himself. So enjoy it and don't get too sentimental. Remember, Lux would have wanted you to "stay sick."

It's the wettest issue of Killed By Porn yet. Celebrating 50 episodes of gettin' your gash all snotty, Duke has brought you some of the stickiest tunes you've ever bopped on a schmeckel to. So, sit your fine ass down and learn some shit.

Oh Boy! Another episode of a podcast made for people who live like their not trying to live; well you have to listen to something between blackouts. This JAM packed show features the Zero Boys, the Feederz, Digital Leather, the Rotters, and a few other bands your dumb ass friends don't know about, but you're going to love; you diabolically cool muthafuckas youz!