If we had a crazy budget, we’d probably have licensed Iron Maiden’s song “Killers” to open this episode of the Vintage RPG podcast. We don’t, so we didn’t, so go ahead and just listen to it on Spotify before you hit play on this. Get in the mood, you know?

Anyway, this week, we’re talking about Killer, the Steve Jackson Games codification of the live action college campus RPG Assassin, in which you stalk around a public space “murdering” your friends with water pistols. Sounds like a totally fun game that wouldn’t scare innocent bystanders or get you arrested at all, right?