Killin It

Maybe Zach isn't absolutely terrible? Some bad girls need to improve their vocab. We really get caught up trying to untangle all these love connections, and the Champs get caught up in their first political game play.

We learn babies can't talk, and you can't just go around peeing everywhere. Nelson throws a temper tantrum and we fall in love with Dario.

The Champs arrive for their first challenge. We talk pain equivalencies between female and male bodies, worry about the impending and inevitable Jenna/Zach pinnacle moment, and play-by-play Kailah's blacked out antics.

Did TJ ride his BMX up a mountain in Thailand? What really happened to Theo? Is Jenna the best new player in this game? Are you in love with Cory, too?

We're back! And we're 1000% here for this season. We get hyped on seeing all our faves again (in little bike shorts, no less) and pontificate about the champ cam.

SO much excitement in one track. We wrap up Peter's mental breakdown, do a speed round on the new AYTO kids, and go 100% in on the new cast bios for the upcoming season of the Challenge.

We'll never talk about him again.

SEATTLE FINALLY GETS REAL! We love Jordan's baby hairs, and Mike proves, again, that he is a psycho.

We discuss the new paradigm of reality tv when Instagram and Twitter exist, but mostly because we still can't get every Seattle roommate's name down.

We have a lot to catch up on: 14 freaking Seattle housemates (thank god for lower thirds), AYTO news and gossip, and a whole Challenge speculative segment.