Real World is back and so are we! We talk about the two tense premiere episodes of Real World Seattle: Bad Blood (a very long name) and power rank the roommates, which causes some contention between us.

A requiem for Cory's knee (does he have one? Is he part robot?) and how we'll miss his face, too. We start our personal Farewell Nany tour, then do quick psychoanalyses on the AYTO kids and every annoying Scream cast member. #CorysKnee

We've been up all night, and we're tired! But with the sun comes an AYTO-style montage, alliance making, and some realizations about gender politics in the game.

A tale of two shows: Keith breaks down the latest episode of The Challenge for Daniella, and in turn she breaks down the latest AYTO happenings. We also do 120 Seconds of Scream and relive our youths, briefly.

AYTO is the topic of conversation with our youth correspondent, Emilie (@emiliedevera on Twitter). We talk love triangles and astrology, then Keith and Daniella convince Emilie why she should watch The Challenge (hint: Coryenne).

Is Teej a Lawful Neutral, Chaotic Good, or ...? We talk alignment, Devin "literally" getting all he wants, TOKENGATE, and naked bodies, all with a special guest (who you can follow on IG @jthtjth).

The Inaugural Club Teej is *the* place to be this week, spurring moments of crazy from a multitude of the women/girls in the Rivals 3 house. We also say goodbye (finally) to Real World GHB, and introduce a new segment: 90 Seconds of Scream.

CLUB OPEN. We go in on "the replacements" and their very bizarre and intense first impression. Keith explains what's been happening to Daniella on Real World GHB and we do some dream analysis.

We're crushing this week: on Devin, on Cory, on Cory's thing for Cheyenne, on production, on the new RWGHB roommate, on the Scream teaser...

The Challenge is back! We jump in — not via plane — and talk about every glorious moment from the Rivals 3 premiere with a special guest. Also we touch on Real World Go Home You're Boring and the AYTO4 trailer. Spring abounds!