" You shup up, I'm so scared right now"-will ferral (the other guys". Legit we can't we burned sage and didn't even finish the stories. Flesh Hoppers got us TERRIFIED. anywho enjoy.

Bring the sage and for the love of all that is holy don't say the name out loud...please. This episode is uh well...sporadic but we know you expect nothing less. Settle in as we tell some creepy tales of the epidermis ambulators...

Back with more SD horrors.

The cold wind blows across the prairie of the Pine Ridge Reservation where a disappearance will rock the Dakotas.

SD is one of the few states that maintains the death penalty. Is it used enough? No. When a child goes missing in Sioux Falls SD the heartland is rocked by the discovery of her body.

Spoiler alert- it's not an episode about Vikings, we just drank like them again! Ugh, hate when that happens. Anywho! Come along with us, back to the mountains, as we give you yet another reason to stay the fu(k away!

Is it Appalachian or Appalachian??? The world may never know! We'll tell you one thing for certain, though, there's definitely some funky things going down on the Devils' Knob *Wink wink*. Get your minds out of the gutter! It's Satan-y stuff, nothing explicit guys!

I'm sorry did you hear that branch crunch? Was that my name on the wind? Why is someone whistling in the distance.?....Have you learned nothing? Don't answer the call, don't look back and whatever you do...don't run....

Is it a bird? Is a plane? No you dumbass, its some creepy ass shit on the side of the road that you should not mess with. Nothing good comes out to play at night.

You like spooky shit? You wear thong underwear? Is your mom as hot as you? Sweet us too. We are back with vengeance and we are not sorry you are on the receiving end of it. Bare with us while we wipe the dust off and figure our lives out....actually we won't, but get the on struggle bus bestie! Because here we gooooooo.....