Hello sweetheart, you don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose...

What happens when a legend is repeated time and time again... does it start to manifest into reality? Or is it simply a legend that someone has used as an excuse for a darker, more twisted, game. 

Whistle while you t(werk)/ canoe to the other side of the lake away from whatever effed up terrors lurk around there. I know what you're thinkin', here comes ol' Tessie, she's a scaly man fish. 

Lost:

1. Memories

2. Shoes

3. Wallet

... Why is there a taco beside my head? Tastes like a dog turded in my mouth. 

As per our last episode description- spring break is no good. Please refer to google for further inquiries.

Brush your teeth, wash your hands, say your prayers, and believe what you're told. What happens when you start questioning everything you were taught to believe? Curiosity didn't kill the cat... finding out too much did. Does the Vatican hide behind their religion? Or are we all just paranoid? We're not going to tell you what to think... but theories have a way of corrupting already wavering beliefs.

Are you scared of the dark? or just the hostel hotels that you read about? Maybe you should worry about the sinister creature lurking in the woods or worse under the carpet ready to snatch you up when you are being a sh*t head to your parents. Open your ears and learn some knowledge kiddos, Europe isn't all Eiffel tower, croissants and the louvre. Check your pants ladies and gents these creatures aren't meant for cuddles.

So we did the butt stuff... Now onto some hard petting. Maybe a lil brain probin'. I don't know. Let's all have another drink and see where it takes us.

We're really doing it guys. Look. You know it. I know it. We all know it. They're out there. In their shiny spacecrafts just judging the hell out of us. Get in bud, we're doin' butt stuff.