The Seriously Really Dramatic and Way Too Extra Finale to Shadow's Son

A nice trip to the park goes wild because Shadow freaks out and we all wonder why he was allowed to adopt Sonic in the first place. A fanfiction riff.

Shadow combats loneliness by adopting a baby hedgehog... and makes weird decisions from there.

Tramp Stamps says they are the first music band to ever set these thoughts to music... and we have news for them.

Disney Channel made a rap musical 8-mile-ish remake of Cyrano... and we have opinions.

This beautiful lifetime movie starring some pretty famous blondes goes to some really dark places, but in a wild and kind of fun way that only Lifetime can. 

Nothing good ever happens when they make Noah Centineo play the bad guy, duh! #sorrynotsorry

Rogue and Zax discuss a modern remake of Cyrano... Not the first, but oof! Everyone is made out to be awful except the one guy who is sort of supposed to be? Just check it out and see if you agree. 

Frankie gets cancelled and tries to fix it in every awful possible way...

Degrassi decided to tackle the nuanced issue of Islamophobia and fix it with a big ol' smooch...