King of Qualms

King of Qualms

By Randy </3Comedy
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King of Qualms episodes

  • Ketchup & Mustard
    Classic Randy shit talking. Original freestyle in 2025. Upcoming rapper.
    LucidNLove produced the beat called Mustard and I hopped on it and called it "Ketchup & Mustard". Available on all streaming platforms. Please leave a follow!
    3 min
  • Minutemade Lemonade
    Chorus
    No i havent fell in love in a minute
    Don't mean i aint fucking with these bitches
    Good girl bad bitch, yeah she whipping in the kitchen
    She nice with some spice like cinammon
    Verse 1
    Sweet and sour like Minutemade Lemondade
    She do what I tell her and she dress like a french maid
    Slutty ass french maid with the french braid
    No she never late when I text hey
    Come on over I wanna see ya
    Bend over and back it up
    The view from behind spectacular
    Got the kitty purring with the magic touch
    Beat it up like I'm mad at ya
    Workin ya like a manager
    Shit fuck, bitch give me neck like Dracula
    Spray it in her face she can't get enough
    Chorus
    Verse 2
    Cinnamon Crunch
    Her munch gunna buy us some lunch
    I go dutch and she still want to fuck me
    Pussy boy talking too much and he ugly
    He blowin up her phone I don't give a damn
    I'm doggin her down like dirty dan
    She blowing me up like ceiling fan
    If she don't want to fuck I get another one
    10 bad bitches gottem lined up
    Up to you baby make your mind up
    And you can bring a friend get the pride up
    Chorus
    Verse 3
    She whip it or pick it up when i get the munchies
    I don't give her much but some dick and some hickies
    She drop that fat ass it gone get real slippie
    My dick gunna slip in and slip out
    I don't give a damn bout nutting in her man's house
    She gone have to clean it up I nutted on his damn couch
    I almost fell in love when i nutted in this bitch mouth
    Feelin kinda hungry, told her go and bring some takeout
    She already know what my favorite order
    Sweet and spicy from Whataburger
    I already had some large thighs add some large fries
    Don't forget the large powerade and a couple pies
    And get a couple bacon egg burritos
    When she comes home she gone eat up my chorizo
    I can't fall in love but I'm fucking with these freak hoes
    3 min
  • Lip Talk Freestyle
    💨🔥 Liptalk Freestyle – Crazy bars, wild punchlines & raw energy. 🏀 Wembanyama, Luka, Mahomes—nobody's safe! 🤣 Detroit-inspired rap with disrespectful flows & elite wordplay. 🚀 Tap in & drop a comment if this made you laugh! 🎤💯
    3 min

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