Kings of Democracy

Kings of Democracy

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Kings of Democracy episodes

  • AMERICAN VOICES: Andrew Rakich, in Defense of the Puritans

    Today most Americans think of the Puritans as dour, sexless monsters who created everything bad about America.  In reality they were pretty much the beginning of everything good about America and if you were alive at the same time as they you'd be one of them.  I sat down with Andrew Rakich to discuss why they were awesome and  why you've been lied to by college liberal atheists who hate God.  

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    1 hr 22 min
  • P.T. Barnum: The Real Story of the Greatest Showman



    PT Barnum was an American circus promoter, best known for his collection of "human freaks" such as Ang and Chang Bunker, the Four Legged Lady, the Bearded Lady and the Human Skeleton.  But for most of his life he didn't work in a circus, he was a museum owner who built a museum in New York City.  PT Barnum was also the inspiration for the movie The Greatest Showman, which all our moms liked.   But he was also a congressman, one of America's first millionaires and a pretty smart dude at the end of the day.  He also bought the Fiji Mermaid and live in New York. 


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    1 hr 18 min
  • Orthodox Jews: Can I Please Wear Your Big Fuzzy Hat?

    I want to do one thing before this episode that I’ve never done before, issue a little but of a disclaimer. This episode is about the Orthodox Jews of the United States. I wanted to tell their story because they are a fascinating and complex group, they live in stark contrast to much of contemporary American life while also being some of the largest and most interesting examples of how the rubber meets the road on issues like Immigration and Freedom of Religion. 

     My original plan was to cover Orthodox Jews as a whole but while I was writing it was clear the story was too complex and too diverse to tell any kind of accurate story in the usual time frame. While writing I decided I wanted to use the Satmar, the famous round fuzzy hat Orthodox of Brooklyn as an example of Orthodox Jews in America. But as I recorded and edited the episode I realized we had drifted away from the topic of Orthodox Jews as a whole and I wasn’t telling the Orthodox story in general, but the Satmar in specific. However the overwhelming majority of Orthodox Jewish groups don’t live like the Satmar, they are usually much smaller, much less powerful and often less conservative. The Satmar are a unique group among American Orthodox Jews, and I don’t want all you drunken children thinking that the way the Satmar live is universal among Orthodox Jews. Similarly it can be very hard to nail down the exact line you want to take when talking about issues like this. It can be really easy to just be vague and non-comittal to avoid offense, but it can also be easy to lean on sterotypes and common misconceptions that are as inaccurate as they are hurtful. The Satmar are very much in that gray area, they are a small, religious, ethnic and cultural minority that mostly wants to be left alone to live as they see fit. They have been subject to persecution in the United States up to and including targeted murders, including one just last year. But at the same time they are a very patriarchal society, have no problem with taking advantage of the various systems, and don’t always play nice with their neighbors. They are a living example of the gray areas created by a free society, and that is the exact reason I wanted to do this podcast, to give people a better understanding of the complexity of life. But I’m going to lean on the fact that I think our audience is smart enough to understand. 


    So don’t @ me cause I don’t care. 


    Also Check Out Our Subreddit r/kingsofdemocracy and just give me money on the patreon.  I'm using it to pay the hosting fees.

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    1 hr 22 min
  • American Voices: Dr. Jopseh Ellis, PULITZER PRIZE WINNER

    That's right you drunken children we got us a real life Pultizer Prize winner on the show!  We got us an interview with Joseph Ellis, winner of the PULITZER PRIZE and author of The Cause: The American Revolution and It's Discontents (OUT NOW).  We sat down and talked about the meaning of the American revolution, George Washington's six pack abs, and which founding fathers would support vaccine mandates.  It's a hoot, it's interesting and oh yeah did I mention that he won the PULITZER PRIZE?  

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    46 min
  • AMERICAN VOICES: Mark Pinsley, Candiate for Pennslyvania State Senate

    THATS RIGHT IDIOTS WE GOT A REAL LIFE FOR REAL 100% POLITICAL CANDIDATE ON THIS SHOW IN THE FORM OF MARK PINSLEY.  

    For real he was pretty cool and asked to be on the pod so send him some money or go vote for him if you live in his district.  

    CHECK OUT OUR SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/kingsofdemocracy/


    GIVE ME MONEY AT OUR PATREON!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=64779899&fan_landing=true

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    53 min
  • The Westboro Baptist Church: You'll Never Guess Who God Hates

    HEY AND WE ARE BACK!  My laptop is back out of the shop after again spilling water on to it and I have learned my lesson and I hope to be more careful in the fture but I can't guarentee that so why do i even bother to say it.

    The Westboro Baptist Church are a weird family cult run by a lunatic in a Buffalo Bills Starter Jacket who have a long history of standing on street corners and calling everybody gay.  And while that could have been about half of us in 2004, they managed to make national news out of themselves. 

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Spooktacular Christmas Special: Serial Killers

    Why are there so many serial killers in america?  how many serial killers are there?  why are there serial killers? how many people do you have to kill to be considered a serial killer? whats up with serial killers? are head injuries bad for you? is my neibghor a serial killer? 

    huh 

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    1 hr 21 min
  • North Korea: Are We At War Yet?

    Hello and Greetings From Glorious People's Democratic Republic of North Korea Where Everything Is Good And Fine How Are You?  We have just completed our completion of the first every corroboratory episode with Decadent Western Imperalist Telephone Radio Show Kings of Democracy on the topic of "How Can I Go To North Korea?"  If You wish to participate in our Glorious People's Revolution, please consider to be doing the following if you must.

    1.) Please be sending your worthless American currency to us.  Your money is weak and enfested much of the gay, so please just send it to us and we will dispose of it for your

    2.) also Please be doing the following: Send us any lose Uranium, Plutonium or Thorium you have in your decadent grotesque running dog hovels.  Any isotopes are apreciated and thank you

    3.) If you are do be doing the coming to here, do not tell Bill Clinton you are coming or else he will come and ask us where you are and if you are alive.  this is not a good fun

    4.)Also bring any member of the 1987-1996 Chicago Bulls you may be having the access to.  Those are our favorite of the bulls.  

    Thanks you and we look foward and when the war comes remember that if you were not what you are then this would not be your death. 


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    1 hr 16 min

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The official podcast of the United States of America and everybody who lives in it or ever has or ever will. Two semi-decent historians and occasional comedians tackle American history, one person,…