WELCOME TO THE NASTY STASH...

It's time we got gross here and started watching some real Bad movies (besides the ones Kyle already picked). In this episode we go through our respective bad movie lists and pick our first batch of 3! (expect these to be posted on off weeks)

GET NASTY, KLASHERS

What more is there to say? This is is the WWII episode to end all WWII episodes! A pitched match between bitter rivals!

In another cursed match-up, we have What We Do in the Shadows (Ryan's #10) bearing its fangs at Do the Right Thing (Kyle's #7). Not a ton of common ground here between these two movies, but you better believe we tried our best!

Also... YOP! Alert! CrAcK open your favorite flavor of Yoplait's famous Yop! drink and SLURRRP it up!

Here we go Klashers! Our first 1 v. 16 match-up! We've got Kyle's strange trip down depression-era child murder up against Brenden's struggle of youth creativity - I'll let you guess which is which ;)

Also Kyle and Alex are sharing a tin-can-on-a-string for this episode. Yay.

Who'd win in a fight? Jackie Chan or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart? These are the hard hitting questions we like to ask here at Kino Klash HQ. To find the answer we pit Ryan's No. 2 pick, Amadeus, against Brenden's No. 15 seed, Dragon's Forever.

Truly the Ali v. Foreman of match ups here at Kino Klash. Who could ever imagine Satoshi Kon's brilliant, visionary "Paprika" (Ryan's pick) duking it out against everyone's favorite Star Wars movie - the seventh one (Alex's pick).

If anyone is curious - Mad Max is up against the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Not the other Life Aquatic.

The old, dusty military movies special! We've got Kyle's WWII Feel Good Comedy??? (Twelve O'Clock High) up against Alex's Anti-War Vietnam Best Picture Winner (Platoon)!

In this episode:

-Alex calls in via his classic "bent-tin-can and shoe-string" method.

-Ryan becomes President of the "Dark"

-Kyle and Brenden compete over how lame their childhoods were.

In the FIRST MATCH UP OF THE SEASON we pit Ryan's 4 seed (The Thing) against Kyle's 13 seed (The Grand Budapest Hotel).

In this episode:

- Alex declares a blood feud with Ralph Fiennes

- Kyle reminisces about a The Thing (2011) slumber party

- Ryan declares his love for the long-neck-trunk-man

After a loooooooooooooooong holiday break (where we may have each been Kramped by the Krampus) Kino Klash is BACK with SEASON 2 Y'all!

In this episode:

- The boys share this season's BRAND NEW movie rankings

- Ryan tries to meta-game

- Alex plays a devious trick (chaos ensues)