Seriously....have you heard this? Plus, some unhygienic things because why not? Stalking Kirschs elementary school friends, driving school buses, and more!

Poor Kirsch. Emyle notices something about him that becomes the running joke of the morning... and she absolutely refuses to let it go. Also in today's episode:

• Who should perform the next Super Bowl Halftime Show? 
• Morgan Wallen closes one of country music's biggest tours ever.
• Chris Stapleton turns a rain delay into a brand-new song.
• We're trying to find Emyle the perfect rescue dog during National Dog Month.
• Ohio somehow helped set a Guinness World Record... with HOT DOGS.

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Somehow today's show went from a creepy 3AM wake-up call... to Kirsch deciding he wants to drive a school bus. Emyle shares the unsettling moment she woke up to Brady repeatedly whispering "Daddy" at 3 in the morning, and the conversation somehow spirals into whether Kirsch could actually handle driving a bus full of kids. Plus, we take a nostalgic trip back to county fair memories, debate Gen Z's newest "doing absolutely nothing" weekend trend, discover that Emyle may have accidentally stolen all the filet mignon, and give away another pair of 4th Row Bailey Zimmerman tickets. If you've ever had a "now I've gotta get one" moment, love a good throwback, or think Kirsch behind the wheel of a bus sounds like a terrible idea... this episode is for you. 🤠🚌👻

National Friendship Day took a turn when Emyle read Kirsch a very honest friendship letter. We also debated whether we'd actually be heroes in an emergency, argued over a weekend grievance, tried to guess what's making a nostalgic comeback, and somehow ended up talking about Brazilian jiu-jitsu confidence. Basically... friendship was tested.

Warning: This episode contains one comedian, one guy trying very hard not to fangirl... and one Emyle who's just happy to be here.

Comedian Derrick Stroup joins Kirsch & Emyle to talk about his hit Netflix special Nostalgic, growing up in the '90s, and his upcoming September 17 show at Mershon Auditorium.

We're not saying Kirsch has a man crush... we're just saying the evidence is in this episode.

I truly don't know where this one is going.

• Kirsch apparently scored the show a MAJOR interview opportunity. 
• Rudest celebrities
• $15 BJs 
• Tailgating rules for the serial killer team 
• Tips to deal with an uncomfortable co-worker

Oh Wednesday....

• Emyle is running on nostalgia and 2 minutes of sleep. \
• Your Hump DAY Hoedown
• Aaron Rodgers is still playing football because his wife said it's OK
• The literal WILDEST thing seen at The Ohio State Fair
• West Side Revamps

Emyle is set to embarras Kirsch, the latest dating trend discussion : Roster Dating, SHARK WEEK and Ohio State Fair trivia!!!!!!

It's officially THE Ohio State Fair week and Kirsch and Emyle are chatting new foods to try this year (or well making Emyle try). LeBron FINALLY made a descision on what team he's playing for, and a HUGE thank you to every single person who supported our Christmas In July. We donated over 20,000 toys to Nationwide Children's Hospital.

Happy HUMPDAY! What women find oddly attractive about men, showing you're single with this one thing, Kirsch makes Emyle play his favorite show, and meet our Nationwide Children's Hospital patient champion for this year's Christmas in July!