Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from June 1st. The guys celebrate the debut of The Afternoon Smash burger and immediately start dreaming about burger-world domination, while Eddie gets absolutely exposed during a spelling quiz inspired by the National Spelling Bee. Reed and Eddie also put pickle-flavored baked beans to the test, debate whether sushi is delicious or basically a plate of worms, react to a guy getting banned from Six Flags for eating chicken nuggets on a roller coaster, talk dinosaurs, movie flops, and continue their ongoing battle over who deserves credit for finally getting the hot water fixed at work. It's a show full of burgers, bad spelling, questionable food choices, and workplace victories.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 29th. Reed once again tries to convince Eddie that jackpot odds are basically 50/50, because you either win or you don't. The guys get surprisingly excited about Robert Pattinson's impression of Chris Hansen in the upcoming To Catch a Predator movie, put Reed's Lions fandom to the test with a Detroit quarterback Top 5, and bring back the "In Other Words" movie game with mixed results. They also take the viral friendship test to find out if they're actually friends, celebrate Reed finally trying Wisconsin booyah after four years, debate whether "it's all downhill from here" is good or bad, and spend way too much time asking the internet to predict the future on everything from aliens and Giannis to Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Tom Brady, and the next Hawk Tuah-style viral star.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 28th. Reed desperately tries to get Eddie’s blessing to buy a Costco slushie machine, even though everyone involved knows it’s probably a terrible idea. The guys react to a new study claiming the dad bod era is over, which is devastating news for anyone who’s spent years perfecting one. They debate whether avoiding eye contact is normal, question the sanity of people who eat banana peels, and discover they may have become the same DJs they used to complain about while making mixtapes. Plus, Reed dives into the Enhanced Games, Eddie shares another bird update, the guys discuss the luxuries single people take for granted, and National Hamburger Day brings them right back to their burger rivalry with Katie and Nick.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 27th. Eddie has officially entered his birdwatching era thanks to a camera bird feeder, and Reed refuses to accept it. A simple Reddit post about whether everything in life is technically “50/50” somehow turns into a full blown philosophical argument that nearly breaks everyone’s brain. Then Reed calls Eddie out for something he said earlier on the morning show about tacos, which spirals into an aggressive debate about cheese, authenticity, and whether they somehow make better Mexican food in America. Plus, Reed shares a surprisingly emotional dream about his grandparents, Eddie explains why he could definitely be a lawyer without passing the bar, the UK somehow becomes one of the show’s biggest audiences despite neither of them actually understanding what the UK  is, and Reed thinks Eddie’s plan to grow potatoes is proof he has a gambling problem. Oh, and there’s also rabies, murder hypotheticals, and Disney potentially being cooked. Normal stuff.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 26th. Eddie is officially entering his bird watching era after putting up a camera bird feeder “for his son,” but Reed is convinced this is just proof he’s becoming an old man. The guys celebrate the unofficial start of hot dog season with a Top 5 hot dog cities challenge that gets way more intense than expected, debate whether there’s actually a wrong side of bread to butter, and somehow spiral into superhero arguments, gummy bear science, and Reed accidentally making it sound like he skipped showering for a week. They also get way too deep discussing a wild confession story from the internet, whether you’d want to know what your pet is actually thinking, and Reed continues his quest for fame by claiming he owns a paper airplane world record. Plus, subscription scams, imaginary friends, a newly discovered octopus, and enough weird moments to prove that hot messes really are the spice of life.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 22nd. Reed realizes he’s probably one superpower away from becoming a criminal after admitting the first thing he’d do if he could freeze time is rob a bank. Eddie acts like he’d never break the law until Reed finally gets him to admit he’d absolutely become a poker shark. Plus, Reed thinks his house is slowly turning into Ace Ventura’s petting zoo after finding out they’re apparently getting two permanent outdoor cats, Eddie accidentally consumed an alarming amount of caffeine thanks to Dunkin bucket drinks, and Eddie puts Reed's cartoon knowlege to the test with a top 5 greatest cartoons of all time. There’s also spontaneous combustion theories, misheard Rihanna lyrics, and Reed and Eddie hyping up their upcoming burger at Homefield Pub and Social. 

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 21st. What started as a conversation about bad parking somehow spiraled into an aggressively passionate debate about The Notebook, with Reed fully arguing that if the shoe was on the other foot Noah would absolutely get called toxic today. From there, things only got weirder. The guys try to decide if getting goosebumps from music is normal, question whether Eddie actually experiences emotions, debate phone battery anxiety, and somehow end up talking about gambling, insider trading, soap operas, and Hulk Hogan inspiring a possible wrestling career change. Plus, Reed debuts a chaotic movie game that completely confuses Eddie, the Ball Buster jackpot keeps growing, and the new Reed and Eddie burger is almost here.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 19th. Somehow the East Coast has become obsessed with the show, with Reed and Eddie finding out they’re pulling huge podcast numbers in places like Washington DC and Maryland… and neither of them really understands why. That spirals into Eddie questioning reality, Reed wondering if mercury is in retrograde, and eventually a full conversation about aliens after the President posts a bizarre photo online. Plus, Reed officially announces he’s embracing the “men’s cleavage” fashion trend this summer, Hot Take Tuesday turns into a debate about tighty whities, cereal for dinner, and people blasting audio out loud in public, and Reed admits he’s still terrified his podcast accidentally played through his phone speakers at the gym. Oh, and Eddie might be addicted to receipt-scanning apps now. Just another totally normal Tuesday.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 14th. Reed and Eddie try to figure out what’s actually considered “cool” now, debate whether drinking pickle juice is normal behavior, and completely spiral after discovering some people apparently put mayo in their coffee. Reed also defends wearing flip flops and jeans while insisting he has “nice feet,” which Eddie absolutely refuses to accept. Plus, Reed’s Girlfirend's house suddenly turns into a full-blown animal shelter after his girlfriend brings home multiple foster cats, Eddie gets dragged into a conversation about creepy old TV shows, Reed nearly talks himself back into a sports card gambling addiction at Costco, and things somehow end with Reed proudly describing a very disturbing polar bear moment from a video game.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from May 13th. Reed is exhausted and just wants everyone to laugh at his jokes, while Eddie tries to process the fact that the show somehow has more podcast listeners this week in Maryland than Wisconsin. Then things completely go off the rails when Reed starts questioning why drunk deer in France aren’t held accountable for their actions, leading to Eddie wondering if he’s having a conversation with his 8-year-old. They also get into weirdly accurate “most American things” according to ChatGPT for apple pie day, the viral “Car Ranch” debate, Costco somehow selling more hot dogs than every Major League Baseball stadium combined, and whether relationships completely ruin the ability to casually eat cereal for dinner. Plus, Reed and Eddie discuss how to get to the dark web, football season talk starts absurdly early, and Eddie begins to wonder if Reed is the reason he’s becoming crazier.