Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from March 9th. Eddie spends the entire show on edge after a note from Reed's girlfriend shows up asking what his microphone smells like, and Reed refuses to explain anything, dragging it out all afternoon while Eddie spirals over something that turns out to be absolutely nothing. All the while getting completely shut out going 0 for 5 on the Top 5 chores no one ever does, getting shown up by Karli. They celebrate National Get Over It Day by discussing  ketchup on hotdogs, slow walkers in grocery stores, and shared Facebook accounts, questioning if scientists really needed 20 years to fix onions, reacting to a possible doomsday fish sighting, and recapping a weekend of trying to hype up the Gamblers without booing Team USA.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from March 6th. It’s somehow the longest Friday ever, and Reed makes it worse by ruining a Taylor Swift song with a lyric you’ll never unhear, then tries to expose Eddie with “Taylor Swift Lyric or Etsy Quote” which does not go as planned. Karli finally gets a win this week after taking down Reed in a Wisconsin-themed cap or no cap, Eddie throws out a Top 5 that leaves Reed convinced he got played, and things get wild when they break down a Reddit dating dilemma involving a Bad Bunny tattoo in a very specific place and ask if that’s a dealbreaker. They also debate Daylight Saving Time, hype up Nick from the morning show going up against Joey Chestnut, and Reed realizes he may have just gotten hustled out of $2 by our boss's kid.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from March 5th. This week refuses to end and it’s starting to wear on everyone, which somehow turns into a full conspiracy conversation about ChatGPT, Facebook, and whether the government is secretly watching everything we do. Karli jumps in for the slogan game and keeps Eddie on his toes, while a story about an 18 year old suing her parents turns into a real debate about privacy and if we’ve gotten too soft. They also get into toilet seat cover habits, refusing to watch long movies, and the small things in life that make you feel like you’ve made it, all with Girl Scout cookies and a little bit of chaos mixed in.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from March 4th. Reed and Eddie are both struggling to get through the day, which is perfect timing because it’s National Do Something Day. Karli gets dragged in for a rough round of Badly Described Movies, Reed brings in a dumb criminal who absolutely should not have been taking a driver’s test, and a quicksand story takes a turn no one needed. Plus, Reed goes down a conspiracy rabbit hole about the Grand Canyon, Eddie pushes back, and a hot air balloon story unlocks a brand new fear.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from March 3rd. It felt like the longest Tuesday ever, with Eddie calling it early and Reed barely hanging on, even after showing up early to a meeting for once. Reed also just discovered the meaning of The Lion King’s “Circle of Life,” and it’s not what he thought. Hot Take Tuesday dives into whether nostalgia is ruining new ideas and if being offended has become a personality trait. They also get into why adulting tasks like taxes and doctor’s appointments are the worst, plus a guy who got fired for drinking on the job and somehow won his lawsuit. Eddie’s “Hot Socks Club” idea lives on with Reed adding more thoughts, Reed admits he watches reality shows just to see them crash and burn, and Eddie thinks his inability to smile should count as a disability.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from March 2nd. Reed is back from Miami and immediately getting grilled by Eddie for stacking trips back-to-back… even though Reed defends himself that Mexico was technically for work. Things get awkward fast when Eddie brings up the ring Reed gave his girlfriend at a fancy seafood dinner, which definitely looked like an engagement… even though Reed swears it wasn’t. The guys dive into all the things that used to sound boring but now feel elite as adults, like day drinking, going to bed early, and the pure joy of mowing your lawn. Then it’s time for a Top 5 that turns into chaos, breaking down the most annoying passenger habits, including the classic “watch out!” when there’s literally nothing there. They also get into a wild dating trend where people are ditching their partners mid-hike, debate whether Jim Carrey is aging or secretly a robot, and Reed has ChatGPT explain daylight saving time like he’s five. Plus, TikTok addictions, National Egg McMuffin Day drama, and a surprisingly effective customer service hack.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from February 25th. It’s Reed’s “Friday,” and Eddie is not handling it well… especially while also trying to get Reed to admit whether he’s about to propose to his girlfriend. Reed dodges every question like a pro. Reed also dives deep into his latest obsession, a TLC show called Suddenly Amish, which leads to a very real debate about whether either of them could survive that lifestyle. Karli joins the show for a heated round of Name That Tune Piano Edition where Eddie comes out HOT and refuses to let up. They also tackle a Top 5 list of TV detectives that Reed is not confident about, a wild new weight loss trend where you literally swallow a balloon, and a robot vacuum story that turns into a full-blown “why are we doing this to ourselves” spiral. Then things get a little existential… with new AI technology that could keep your Facebook posting, messaging, and even video calling after you die. Reed thinks it’s fascinating. Eddie thinks it’s terrifying. And honestly… you’ll probably be somewhere in the middle.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from February 24th. Reed and Biff hit up the Timber Rattlers food fight while Eddie bailed, then the show somehow turns into a full-on rollercoaster. It starts with the internet’s favorite rejected monkey, Punch, and quickly spirals into debates about age gaps, a chaotic new Netflix dating show, and whether Reed actually wants regular people thrown into the Olympics. There’s a heated lottery argument, some very real relationship traps like “do whatever you want,” and a deep dive into things we all judged… until it happened to us. Eddie also gets a call from the principal after his son ends up in a school fight, Vogue apparently declares 2026 the “year of the crack,” and things somehow end with AI taking over the world and both of them questioning reality. Just a normal Tuesday.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from February 23rd. Reed rolls in on a Monday fully convinced it’s Sunday and somehow wearing two hoodies, sending Eddie into a spiral trying to understand the outfit. That chaos sets the tone as they break down movie clichés that make no sense, from hearing conversations in loud clubs to untouched breakfast spreads. Reed tries frozen Costco pizza for the first time, which leads to a Top 5 showdown that completely breaks Eddie. There’s a wild Wisconsin dumb criminal story involving a teacher, Olympic talk that calls Reed out for only caring at the last second, and Eddie dealing with some serious dad guilt after a snow pants situation. Reed also finds a way to make everyone feel old with an Austin Powers realization. Plus, it's National banana bread day.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from February 20th. Reed declares it’s going to be a good day because it’s Friday… obviously, while Eddie keeps him grounded. Things get personal when they read brutal mean tweets about themselves, Eddie shows off his new “Management Adjacent” business cards, and Reed thihnks he should have one that says “Olympic Hopeful.” There’s a chaotic round of Cap or No Cap, a Top 5 that Reed swore was easy (it wasn’t), and a debate over what store you’d choose if you had unlimited money but could only spend it in one place. Plus a glitchy gift card makes someone “richer than Elon Musk,” UFO file drama, and why sleepcations might be the dumbest trend yet. Also… pants are the enemy.