Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 28th. Reed and Eddie are already over the cold, especially after discovering there’s literally a hole in the roof of the building. Reed also shares the life lesson he learned this week: if you complain enough, sometimes you actually get what you want. Reed says he also saved the company from a phishing email, Eddie is trying to shut down the word “whimsy” becoming the word of the year just 28 days into 2026, and Reed insists that everyone should start referring to him as whimsy. They get into misheard song lyrics that you can never unhear, including a line in Under Pressure that absolutely breaks Eddie. Plus friction maxxing, family traditions that Gen Z might be killing off, which life they’d swap into for a week, and Eddie experiences the painful milestone of accidently stepping on a Lego.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 27th. Katie hangs out for most of the afternoon and reminds Reed she has a Brett Favre tattoo she once got live on the air, which quickly turns into tramp stamp jokes and bestie tattoo talk. It’s Hot Take Tuesday and Reed says it should be illegal to carry out prolonged two person conversations in a group chat while proudly defending his completely full voicemail box because if it’s important you should just text him. They debate unexpected calls, brushing your tongue, the correct mouthwash order, and Reed’s fear of damaging his luxury bones. Plus minor inconveniences that ruin your entire day, adding a zero to anything in your life, free soloing skyscrapers, and whether secretly living in a mall for five years is genius or completely unhinged.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 26th. Reed is a starving artist and he’s blaming Eddie for it after an 8:15AM phone call turned into Eddie calling Reed’s girlfriend, which somehow led to Reed not getting a lunch. Yes, ants on a log are involved. The drama continues with a conspiracy that’s breaking Reed’s brain about the Lamb Chop song and whether we’re all living in a simulation. Eddie struggles through the popularity game when brands like NASA, Marvel, and Gucci humble him in real time. There’s a dumb criminal who sold his own car eight times, a full breakdown of things flight attendants secretly judge you for, Reed wondering if he’s allergic to cold weather, the least sexy Super Bowl ever, and Walmart introduces scan and go which has Eddie declaring that this is the future he wanted. It’s chaotic, it’s petty, and Reed is still hungry.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 23rd. It was so cold that every single break started with “it’s cold” and somehow it never stopped being the topic. Reed swears cops are less likely to pull you over in freezing temps while Eddie admits he only goes nine over, not ten. Eddie attempts to crack Reed’s password live on the air, Reed struggles through his girlfriend’s Top 5 favorite movies, and a Delaware man becomes Dumb Criminal of the Day after calling police to get his stuff back from a car he stole. Plus, the guys debate the baddest animal if everything was capped at 250 pounds, question why bread disappears first in cold weather, and ask the ultimate question, would you live forever if you could clock out whenever you wanted? Stay warm.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 22nd. Things got weird fast. Eddie thinks Reed has officially brainwashed the GM after Microwave Gate took an unexpected turn. Reed may or may not be a changed man after proudly unpacking ants on a log made by his girlfriend. Experts are warning about exploding trees in the extreme cold, and Eddie is not convinced. A psychic predicts a woman’s phone will be stolen… and then somehow it is. Is that talent or just a really dumb criminal? Plus Normal or Nope gets heated over spoon size, doctors warn about shoveling snow after 50, driverless cars still feel sketchy, Eddie has a proud dad moment, and Reed catches a phishing scam like a cybersecurity hero.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 21st. Reed starts the show singing that viral Dr Pepper TikTok song that’s been stuck in his head, and  that turns into a conversation about wanting to get paid for something forever. It’s National Hugging Day so they talk hugs, handshakes, and whether anyone actually knows how to greet each other anymore. Then things shift into roasting, where they claim their generation was built different. Reed asks  for your best lowkey put downs like “who’s this clown.” The texts are ruthless. Plus a guy completely melts down during a Zoom court hearing in Dumb Criminal of the Day, Eddie admits his favorite emoji is a thumbs up, moms are taking over dating apps, GameStop is closing with Eddie’s $1,800 hanging in the balance, and it’s so cold this weekend the trees might explode.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 20th. It’s National DJ Day and Eddie tries to say it’s for club DJs only while Reed demands we celebrate radio properly, the guys revisit their Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding bet after hearing plans are “on pause,” and Hot Take Tuesday brings chaos with giant fast food menus, Facebook posts about people who aren’t even on Facebook, and whether kids with last names as first names are destined to be jerks. Reed defends Metallica being right about Napster, apologizes to AI in case it takes over someday, questions a conspiracy about Earth losing gravity for seven seconds, reacts to a 70 year old man getting hit by a car in his apartment for the fifth time, and somehow it all still feels educational and completely ridiculous at the same time.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 19th. The Bears lost in overtime but Eddie swears he’s totally fine and Reed absolutely does not buy it, even after Eddie says it was a fun game and his son watching the whole thing helped soften the blow. Reed tries to cheer him up with a Top 5 Sports Cities list that turns into a full judge’s ruling, question whether Long John Silver’s is a money laundering scheme, and debate whether anyone can just add money to someone’s prison commissary. Reed shares a wild dream about a glowing red house telling him he has to die, we get into break up foods and bourbon and pizza therapy, talk aliens potentially crashing the economy, cover a nativity scene Dumb Criminal inspired by Home Alone, and argue about whether Jackass being back is actually exciting if it's just using old footage.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 15th. Reed kicks off the show by generously giving Eddie the choice of topic… which immediately turns into Eddie calling him out for taking tomorrow off with basically no warning so he can see Back to the Future The Musical. Reed insists he’s taking the high road. Eddie insists that is not what the high road means. From there it’s Illuminati theories, a very questionable website redirect to the NSA, and Reed’s bold plan to fix society by eliminating the bagel hole forever. Eddie tests Reed on the Top 5 songs on KISS FM and he almost nails it but completely blanks on number one. Normal or Nope gets discusses drying off in the shower, putting pants on sitting down, and raccoon style hand drying. Reed and Eddie debate inner monologues, retro romancing in 2026, playoff loyalty in mixed fan marriages, the tredmower, and Eddie celebrates his new LASIK vision by challenging the building to a see off.

Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from January 14th. Reed did not want to leave the house because it was freezing and officially requested permission to hibernate for the winter. The guys swap the lies parents tell their kids, from glowing orange eyes to pets “moving to Florida,” and debate whether you really lose skills if you don’t use them, including algebra, chess, cardiovascular surgery, and landing a plane. There’s an update on the monkeys running loose in St. Louis that now apparently have a goat, a discussion about new drinking guidelines and invented meals like linner, and a very real one million dollar moon hotel that may or may not be a scam. At some point it turns existential about names and whether a snake could eat itself. They swear they’re not crazy, they’re just vocalizing your thoughts for you.