Kitchen Briefs - March 28, 2026

• Israeli strikes kills journalists in Lebanon
• WHO says five separate attacks on Southern Lebanon kill nine paramedics
• Yemen’s Iran backed Houthi rebels enter the war with missile strikes against Israel
• Trump confirmed to FOX the CIA briefed him that Iran’s new leader may be gay
• Iran is claiming to have struck targets in Kuwait and Dubai and that they killed 500 Marines. Centcom claims no personnel have been attacked in Dubai
• New Anti Fraud Task Force
• Trump likes losers
• Last night the House passed a funding bill that the senate already rejected and rejected the Senate funding bill that passed at 3am the night before. This bill now goes back to the Senate where it is set to fail once again therefore allowing Republicans to keep this shutdown going on even longer
• Not only were some of Kash Patel’s emails and photos leaked from this week’s hack but his porn username spiderKash was also revealed
• The WH app requires your location but also biometrics
• Over 3000 No Kings Protests planned for today across the country

Kitchen Briefs - March 27, 2026 PM

• According to US Central Command over 300 service members have been injured due to the War in Iran
• US stock market closes out the worst week ever since the war in Iran started
• The House did not pass the funding bill but Trump went ahead and signed an executive order to pay TSA employees back pay and current pay. According to NPR it’s unclear where this money will come from and if it’s even legal
• The White House has just launched an official app
• FCC Chair Brendan Carr bragged about the Trump administrations media takeover
• Hegseth removed four Army officers—two women and two Black men—from a one-star general promotion list earlier this month
• Tiger Woods was involved in a roll over car crash and has been arrested for DUI again

Kitchen Briefs - March 27, 2026 AM

• Iran targets Saudi capitol, hits Kuwait port and warns that gulf hotels hosting US troops are legitimate military targets
• Lebanon is facing a humanitarian catastrophe under Israeli strike
• Israel vows to escalate strikes on Iran
• Overnight 5 Senators approved a funding bill to fund DHS and parts of CBP but not ICE. Now it heads to the House for approval
• Iranian hackers have claimed to have hacked into Kash Patel’s email and released photos and more. The Justice Dept confirms the breach
• Trump has decided to tell people he’s going to ignore refunding tariffs despite a court order
• The treasury has decided to put Trump’s signature on new paper currency
• Florida Democratic Rep Sheila Cherfilus McCormick has been found guilty of House Ethics violations. This included misusing FEMA funds for her campaign and personal use
• California Gov. Gavin Newsom plans to ban state officials from using insider information to bet on prediction markets through a new executive order
• Senator Fetterman condemns hateful speech about US Service members
• Private investigators removed computers and hard drives from Epstein in 2005
• UBS bank shows transactions to Maxwell to fund her home purchase in New Hampshire where she hid out after they said they indicated they cut ties with her
• Faith Kates, founder of Next Management had a decades long relationship with Epstein and introduced him to models
• Vermont has a 14 year old on the ballot running for Governor
• Tomorrow there are nationwide No Kings protests scheduled

Kitchen Briefs - March 26, 2026 PM

• Trump claims peace talks are going very well and halts his energy strike plans for another 10 days
• Iran has banned their sports teams from traveling to countries deemed hostile
• Australia is banning people outside the country holding visitor visas linked to Iranian passports from entering for 6 months
• Wall street has it’s worst day since the war started
• There is a new Covid variant on the rise called Cicada
• Evita Duffy-Alfonso said that unmarried women tend to “vote very, very poorly” — without “the security of a male”
• The original Bond girl Ursula Andres is celebrating today as $23M of her property, artwork and assets have been recovered in Tuscany
• New video shows that Minnesota Liam Conejo Ramos and his father flew on a Delta commercial flight with 3 plain clothed ICE agents to TX
• Excavators have found $1M in gold coins from a Spanish Shripwreck off a stretch of Florida

Kitchen Briefs - March 26, 2026 AM

• Israel and the US say an IRGC navy commander has been killed by Israeli strikes
• The US demands Iran accept defeat or be hit harder than before
• Israel is expanding a buffer zone into south Lebanon
• Trump is holding a cabinet meeting and he has said that all of his leaders pretty much agree that they’re doing a phenomenal job.
• Speaker Mike Johnson gives Trump a participation award
• Today Nicholas Maduro the former leader of Venuzuela will appear in court
• Joe Kent former DOD is offering to testify on behalf of Tyler Robinson
• Michael Flynn, former national security advisor for Trump sued the DOJ for $1.2M and won
• The USPS is seeking a temporary 8% price hike due to fuel costs
• The IOC has banned transgender women from the Olympics
• Video Game called Five Nights at Epstein

Kitchen Briefs - March 25, 2026 PM

1. Iran says no talks and Trump threatens to hit harder
2. KKKaroline Leavitt says “if you’ve heard it from POTUS, then obviously it’s true.”
3. For the 9th consecutive time, Republicans rejected the bill presented by the Democrats to fund DHS
4. At a monthly Pentagon Christian service, Hegseth prayed for violence against those who deserve no mercy.
5. Former chief of staff for Republican state senator Rauscher of Alaska, Craig Scott Valdez has been arrested for child sex exploitation and sex trafficking
6. A Los Angeles just awarded $3M in damages to a 20 yr old woman from Chico from Meta and YouTube who were found liable in social media addiction because she started watching YouTube at the age of 6 and got on Instagram at the age of 11.
7. Melania walked into the white house tech summit today with an AI powered robot
8. The NBA is taking steps to possibly add teams to Las Vegas and Seattle
9. Voters were asked what words they think of when they think of Trump.

Kitchen Briefs - March 25, 2026 AM

1. Army raised their enlistment age
2. Trump shares classified documents to help his personal business deals
3. Democrats flip 2 seats in Florida
4. Trump is enjoying videos on strikes in Iran but isn't watching the entire picture
5. Iran mocks the US and rejects ceasefire proposal
6. Former MN Gov Jesse Ventura says Barron should enlist
7. Al Jazeera is reporting insider trading over Iran and oil prices
8. Pete Hegseth's pastor shows his true kindness and Christianity on a podcast

Kitchen Briefs - March 24, 2026 PM

1. Trump calls it a "war" but claims the media is what is keeping it alive
2. 1000+ more troops being deployed
3. A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump admin from sending Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Liberia
4. Sauci Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is urging for the war to continue
5. Pakistan is offering to help with peace talks and there are suggestions that Vance should help out
6. Kuwait didn't mean to shoot US planes down with US missiles
7. Delta airlines stops perks for government officials until they get their ish together
8. Grocery prices are going to rise
9. Minnesota is suing the administration over the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti
10. Dept of Ag cancelled a $300M program helping farmers because it was too DEI
11. New Mexico jury finds Meta liable for failing to protect children to the tune of $375M
12. California sues Trump to keep oil pipeline off the Santa Barbara coast after Trump illegally restarted the pipelines

Kitchen Briefs - March 24, 2026 AM

1. War in Iran update
2. Trump mails in his ballot in Florida
3. Markwayne Mullin confirmed head of DHS
4. Republicans claiming confidence to fund DHS
5. The US is insolvent...$6T in assets but over $47T in liabilities
6. Pentagon limiting all media access now
7. Trump calls young women in the halls beautiful and says the National Guard will come to airports where needed
8. Public Form today on how ICE affects kids
9. A vote is expected tonight on Senator Chris Murphy's War Powers Resolution since Trump didn't have Congressional approval for this WAR
10. California gubernatorial debate for tonight has been cancelled

Kitchen Briefs - March 23, 2026 PM

1. Trump says Iran has one more chance at peace. Iran says fake news.
2. ICE is now at 14 airports and going to more. Photos and videos show current agents doing literally nothing at airports.
3. SFO clarified why ICE agents arrested a woman last night.
4. Secretary Duffy says fasten your seat belts.
5. Trump stops at Graceland.
6. A jury has found Bill Cosby liable for sexual assault in 1972 and awards the woman $19M.
7. My current read and recommendation is Served Him Right by Lisa Unger