Talking about my experience with cocaine, how I'm getting fat and the manner in how I would like to die.

Also porn.

I explain the lore of my nickname, talk about Warhammer factions, the insurance saga continues and I voice act The Boondocks.

Hereby, my madness I unhinge.

Cry "Havoc!", and let slip the dogs of cringe.

- Mark Antony, probably

Telling stories of people of with average intelligence, why you should have insurance and how I rolled out the red carpet for the police to find my weed.