Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Kleenex talks with Chad and Kelly. Happy Birthday wishes to Len for his 80th Birthday. Claire spends 30 minutes to think hard about how to spend his 5 minutes of airtime. Will Claire and Chad wrestle each other when they meet? Kelly talks about Chad and Leah’s first time together. Would Kleenex have sex with Claire? Len calls in and disputes Kleenex’s need to play music during the show. Ex-CIA official Trump supporter has a meltdown on CNN. Kleenex tries to come on to Kelly by complimenting her “deep voice”. The Best of Kleenex clips.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Kleenex discusses censorship. Plays some old clips of his history. Kleenex as Santa and the story that starts with getting poop in the mail for Christmas. If you want to know what else happened then listen to it.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Kleenex’s shock collar call. Dipshit falls from grace. Bats in my car. Chad calls and calls out Kleenex for lying and lack of preparation. Kelly doesn’t want to know what Chad looks like. Kelly channels Meatloaf. Colleen swoops in like an offkey bat. A five minute argument about timing five minutes. Claire croons horribly and Chad asks “What is this shit?” Aneel’s Ponzi scheme. Kleenex calls Billy the Fridge mid hike. Billy is lost in the woods. Chad won’t talk about his upcoming triste but get’s it. Kelly calls Chad out for mushy, lovey-doveyness. Kleenex has done 13 episodes and still can’t do skype. Uncle Len calls and white knights Ava who he was previously at odds with while white knighting Krystal. Len white knights Joe Walsh and Jeff Count. Who would Chad meet? Chad and Kleenex debate whether Kleenex is just lazy or incompetent. Kelly says kill the music. Len is Jiminy Cricket. Ava calls do draw attention away from herself. Kleenex’s dream meet up. Five minutes of Claire is like a lifetime. Pasta falls asleep three times during Claire’s segment and misses most of the show necessitating obtaining a copy the following day and listening again to write another late synopsis.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Kleenex who fancies himself “the sledge hammer,” calls Ava to probe about recent rumors of her exit from Rabbit. Kelly calls Kleenex with an offer that also involves a sledge hammer. Justin calls in to add his two cents worth. Robyn white Knights Kleenex as Kelly doles out some whoop ass only to turn on Kleenex and characterize him as wishy washy and two-faced. Ava’s Munchausen’s Syndrome. Kleenex says “I’m soft for women” and we all know that sound bite will haunt him the rest of his life. Fake Justin will need a diaper on Friday. Dipshit calls in and discusses his old school trolling exploits. Five hours of Maldomom revelations. Claire the cancer crowbar proves the only thing more boring than Claire is talking about how boring Claire is. Claire talks Mike dozes off. Kleenex is flattered by the Cat’s hack. Cancer Claire attempts a second five and gets drowned out by music resulting in his best five ever. Pasta takes four days to produce a synopsis due to the soporific effect of Cancer Claire’s two segments.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: The show starts an hour late. The dog ate my homework … again. Talk about Eye-ran, Whoopi and hate crimes. Veggie-Leah calls in and talks abandoned places. Blueberries, Huckleberries and Asians. Prank calls, southern truckers and Sidewinder. Kleenex is the skype-meister. Chad, Kleenex and Dipshit talk estate planning, focus and co-hosts. Meeting with Abe Lincoln at Black Bear to talk condoms. Mom’s poo-poo talk. Kleenex comes clean about military service. Pasta’s Cat talks through Mike. Cancer-Claire calls in and makes the show hit a brick wall … again. Chad calls back and chews Cancer-Claire up and spits him out screaming … again. Claire proves for the last time that he is “super boring”. Kelly doesn’t do her synopsis and Pasta saves the synopsis.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Kleenex returns from a short hiatus after the passing of his mother. Kleenex figures out his free mic. Relationships resurrected. I remember Mama. Milking cows with Gramps. Mom and dad meet, love at first sight. Ayumi meets Mom. Docs pic wins the celebration. Burnt in Boise. Brian is back and has all the toys. I need bells and whistles. At least I have my pride. A box of memories. Rubbing Grannies feet. Boots hurt my feelings. I got moolah, I am blowing this place and going dark. Stagflation. Pasta saves the show…again.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Dive into the mind of Kleenex as he tells tales and takes your calls if you have the balls.

Kleenex struggles with his microphone and skype hilariously throughout the show. Skype sucks and Kleenex is pissed. Kleenex apologizes for calling the bosses mistress boring. Kleenex explains that his apology to Jimmerman after Jimmerman cut him a new asshole for an hour was fake. Chad calls in to talk about Kleenex flipping before he flops. Claire the loon calls in and destroys the entire vibe again. Kelly calls in and calls Claire a little bitch. Skype won’t let Kleenex take two calls at once. Kelly pumps Kleenex up. Pasta calls and makes the show great again. John Boulton calls and everybody’s IQ drops ten points. Chris defines Periscope. The Podtrash crew and the Rabbit crew engage in Discord. Another great show.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Dive into the mind of Kleenex as he tells tales and takes your calls if you have the balls.

Kleenex is joined by Danny From LA once again to discuss his recent birthday bender. Claire from NJ joins the show. Kleenex discusses the Hollywood trend of suicide. Danny bails on the show. Discussions of racism from Kleenex coming from a bi-racial relationship. Doc Ivan’s political beliefs and artwork. Alec Baldwin and more political talk. Kleenex’s history of theft as a kid. The show wraps up with Kelly calling in to talk about GEO and why he doesn’t like to speak.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Dive into the mind of Kleenex as he tells tales and takes your calls if you have the balls.

Kleenex is joined by Claire from NJ to discuss people like Chad & Bologna and questioning their anonymity. Chad calls to defend himself. Kleenex begins to take a shower during the show and Wush has to swoop in to fix the plumbing. The rest of the show revolves around the concept of anonymity on the internet and when it crosses the line. Wush is always right. The end.

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Kleenex and Friends

Summary: Dive into the mind of Kleenex as he tells tales and takes your calls if you have the balls.

Kleenex runs his own show for the first time. People are confused by Discord. Chad talks to Kleenex about maybe getting a new dog. Calls from Doc Ivan and Crazy Southerner regarding politics and Roseanne Barr on Twitter causing her show to be cancelled. The state of the world is discussed.

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