In today's show Ally mushes another unlucky celeb, we get an offer for the oldest intern, we meet vagina face and turd eye blind, hear about the times you got ghosted, Rodger the Dodger hater calls in and unload the GOATline

In today's show Ally loses her kid at a pumpkin patch, Klein grosses out his wife, we get a major life update from Secondhand Cindy, we see if drunk Dodger fans can sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame, we get to our Halloweentown review and hear your scariest Lyft and Uber stories