Mason pitches his revolutionary idea for lead wrapped Moon Cheese and discuses why North Korea might have the right idea about family imprisonment.

Smut. This episode is just smut, and then Mason talks about his trip to Italy. Well, he more complains about his trip to Italy, a classic Mason move.

Mason didn't want to record because he was "sleepy" from traveling, so I brought Jenny back on. We learn about her criminal past, her favorite element, and we determine if she is the asshole or not. (Spoiler, she is.)

Good lord. Buckle up. This is an hour and a half of some of the most incoherent crap I've ever had to edit. If you listen to this and think, "Man, that was a lot to take in." Just remember I had to listen to it TWICE. God be with all who listen. Amen.

Want to eat Easter Grass? Curious about stealing milk crates and the criminal repercussions behind it? Maybe want to hear some sick animal sounds? Kris and Mason got you in this weeks episode.

Kris and Mason discuss sports and sport legends, give TMI about their developmental years and mention Jenny for like the third episode in a row.

Kris and Mason discuss Webkinz, Jenny's hair collection and colostomy bags. Nothing special, just standard dinner table topics.

Kris and Mason help prevent the spread of STI's, introduce pest control options, and promote personal hygiene in this particularly helpful episode.

Kris's joke flops, Mason is berated at an interview and the long debated question, "Is it better to be Gay or a Pedophile?" is answered. 

Kris and Mason discuss the future identity of the podcast, why old people walk around mouth agape, and whether or not it is possible to hold in a fart to stimulate an orgasm. You know, the important things.