This country has never been more divided and we're never going to get along...we need to have a national divorce. The AC tells you the reasons why we need to break up.

We talk about Big Mac sauce, gay car songs, the real meaning behind the song " Chevy Van " and Prince's " Little Red Corvette ", why AL hates hipsters, and so much more! Everything is here : http://www.kmbp.net 

We drink about McDonald's Ray Kroc, how the world is getting more gayer, the 79 year old Star Wars store owner, Rand Paul suspended on YouTube, our new game " Wheel of Misfortune ", and much more! WEAR our KMBP t-shirt!! Go to http://www.kmbp.net to order.

We drink about Quentin Tarantino's chin & foot fetish, Kevin Smith's bugged-out eyeballs, v a x x bar passports, border crisis report, blue collar worker phone calls, and so much more! Buy our t-shirt and represent KMBP in your hood! Get it at http://www.kmbp.net

We drink about the Cleveland Indians, ugly chicks, hot chicks, Nick Pappalappalopolis' border report, Creepy Joe's slurring speech, deal-breakers with women, " What's In The Bag? " and more!  Buy the official KMBP t-shirt at http://www.kmbp.net 

We drink about : John's scratchy voice, the left eating each other, Raun Paul's hair, winning at Monopoly, phone calls from Doug, Barney, Randy, and Daryl, " What's In The Bag? ", why we wouldn't bang Katy Perry, and more! WEAR OUR KMBP T-SHIRT! Get it at http://www.kmbp.net

AMERICAN CURMUDGEON " You Shouldn't Be Afraid To Lose Friends " 

For everything KMBP, American Curmudgoen, t-shirts, and uncensored news,  go to http://www.kmbp.net 

We talk about the crisis at our nation's border and how that's affecting our enjoyment of food, the proper way to eat fast food, and we reveal once again the answer to " What's In The Bag? " and much more! ROCK OUR OFFICIAL KMBP T-SHIRT! Get one at http://www.kmbp.net

AMERICAN CURMUDGEON : 30 minutes of politics, anger, human stupidity, and some humor.

Read the American Curmudgeon rants at http://www.kmbp.net

American Curmudgeon is a new podcast under the KMBP banner, dropping every Monday and Friday at 5:30pm. 

We talk about the Coof Lottery, Al's rock-throwing incident, John realizing he's a douchebag, KMBP local news, " What's In The Bag? ", the singer of Smashmouth, and more! BUY A KMBP T-SHIRT at http://www.kmbp.net !