KMFFL Podcast

Ezra’s team is in the Super Bowl so we had to do one more episode. Now, Ezra doesn’t seem to care that his team is on the verge of immortality, but we do. So we interrogate his mind boggling decision to skip the NFCCG in favor of a trip to broadway, ask a bunch of LCQs and hok.

Plus, an ad for the ages, the naked roommate story, the Dershowitz story, and Jamie. All that and more in the final official episode of season 2 of the KMFFL Podcast.

Intro Music: Vossi Bop by Stormzy

Outro Music: Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

Book Club Music: Intro by DaBaby & 10/10 by Rex Orange County

Follow the host on Twitter: Tani Levitt

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For the final episode of Season 2 we called up an OG KMFFL member, Joey Rubenstein. The Joeys got into a very "Joey" mode, but we had a real good time. We heard about Joey's job interviews, travel to Thailand (spoiler: there were fart boats), and reviewed Joey's short time in the league.

We also review week 16, critique the "asscast," ask LCQs, and talk about squares and boxes. All that and more on this season finale of the KMFFL Podcast.

Intro Music: More Than a Feeling by Boston

Outro Music: Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast

Follow the hosts on Twitter: Tani Levitt 

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Today was the final day of the championship. I recorded myself throughout the day, documenting what was a super stressful day, until all the sudden it wasn't.

Part 1 is my thoughts from the office this morning. I took ten minutes with the nice gear and put something together for you. 

Part 2 is recorded on my phone, in the two hours preceding the game and during the first 3 quarters of the game (at a surprise location).

Part 3 is recorded in my apartment after the fact. This was fun to write, and way fun to deliver. 

Tani (U Can't Beet This) is the best of all time. 15-0 forever. 

Intro Music: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Gloating Music: Truth Hurts by Lizzo

Outro Music: We Are The Champions by Queen

Follow the hosts on Twitter: Tani Levitt 

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The Game When Jordy Nelson Ripped Tani's Heart Out

The final matchup is set. Tani vs Gabe for all the marbles. Will Tani cement GOAT status with an undefeated season? Can Gabe ruin another quest for perfection? Can Joey handle being the only non-finalist on the pod? Only time will tell.

On the penultimate episode of this KMFFL season, the guys recap the semifinals, preview the finals, and reflect on the state of the consolation bracket. Also, worst drops, best adds, hella LCQs, and the Goss we need. All that and more on this episode of the KMFFL Podcast.

Intro Music: Heart of a Champion by Nelly and Lincoln University Vocal Ensemble

Transition Music: (THROWBACK!!) Raw by Anna Domini Beats

Outro Music: Having Fun Isn’t Hard by Arthur and Friends

Follow the hosts on Twitter: Tani Levitt

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'Sesame Street' Muppets Do Impressions of Each Other

Joey and faithful listener Ezra Schwartz have been on a road trip across the south, and they visited Tani to "take Nashville." They discuss the KMFFL semi-finals, the KMFFL podcast's surge in listenership, and hear stories from across the south. 

If you are from Buc-ee's, please hit us up on twitter to talk sponsorship. Buc-ee would be a great mascot for KMFFL.

Intro Music: Birchot Hashachar by David Paskin

Outro Music: Stoned by Sarah Ames (who we saw at Whiskey Jam on Thursday night

Follow the hosts on Twitter: Tani Levitt

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The title speaks for itself. Ezra co-hosted because Joey is on the road. SMD.

Intro Music: Butterfly Doors by Lil Pump

Outro Music: Heart Attack by AOA

Follow the hosts on Twitter: Tani Levitt

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We have a mailbag!! 6, 12, 18, 24 w/ Ya Boi Iss.

Seriously, though. Lots of questions today. What is the going price of lead? Was Joey recently fired? How much more likely is it that Tani would be undefeated after 11 weeks than Joey? (Hint: a fuck bunch.) Why does Tani say famous so much in this episode? When was Ariel’s most recent smooch? You asked the important questions, and we answered (some of) them (sort of).

Plus, the KMFFL update, an Isser update, and a repeat ad. All that and more on this episode of the KMFFL Podcast.

Intro Music: Liger by Young Thug, Carnage, and Stoner Life Records

Outro Music: What is Esh? by Eon, Fayabraz, and their freinds

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I'm having a hard time writing this because I'm watching Desus and Mero. Thanks for nothing Ezra.

Anyway, Yaacov came on the show to talk about Uncle life (or lack thereof). You guys told us to cut the fantasy talk and the stats so we've got nonstop gossip today. Yaacov didn't add a single line to the agenda but you know Joey and I come with the heat.

Dates, jerk offs, upstairs and basements. We got it all on this episode of the KMFFL podcast.

Yaacov's Reddit article about the age of people who play Pokemon.

Intro Music: OG Pokemon Theme by who the F cares

Outro Music: Pokemon Sword and Shield theme by IGNmaybe?

Follow the hosts on Twitter: Tani Levitt 

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Never a dull moment on the KMFFL Podcast. This week Jesse comes on to discuss the mathematical accuracy of Joey's luck stats, his ascendant team, and the podcast's never-ending quest for smooches.

Hear about Joey and Tani's dates, Tani's highest ambitions, and the worst/best Redskins fan in Nashville. All that and more on the KMFFL podcast.

Intro Music: Mad Twinz, "Wake up in the morning"

Outro Music: Frank Sinatra, "New York, New York"

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A lot has happened since we recorded this. The Nats won the World Series, Daniel had an essential tremor, and Gabe tried to trade with everybody but me. We'll get to that next week.

For now, we continue our doctors of KMFFL series with Dr. Piss himself, Daniel. He shares his top doctor choices if he were starting a shul, his response to Joey's luck accusations, and some unfortunate stories from Daniel's "sex life." All that and more on the KMFFL Podcast.

Intro Music: Mambo Sauce, "Welcome to DC"

Outro Music: T-Pain, "Miami Dolphins Fight Song" (Chopped and Screwed by Tani Levitt)

Follow the hosts on Twitter: Tani Levitt 

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