The LFFKM Podcast is not an episode of The KMFFL Podcast. It is a foil, and should not be associated with The KMFFL Podcast. The hosts bear no animosity towards KMFFL hosts and friends of the pod Tani and Joey. There is tent.

Hosts: The Commish and The Playa

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“If this episode gets taken down I’ll eat my socks.” - Haircut

So it’s been quite the week and a half for the KMFFL Podcast. Two episodes go up, two episodes come down, and then one of the two goes back up… Suffice it to say this has been a real pain in the ass.

BUT WE LIVE FOR THE TENT AND WE WORK FOR THE DEMO SO HERE WE ARE!! KMFFL WILL NEVER BE CANCELED.

In honor of the two assassination attempts, D-Fish and Haircut invited noted Kancel Kulture complainer Gabe onto the pod to discuss the recent events, imagine a rival Kemp Mill podcast, and review this week’s draft. We cover the steals of the draft, the overpays, and some strategy fallout. (Adin, you should just keep someone. Really.)

All that and more on this triumphant episode of the KMFFL Podcast.

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Our good friend DIK joins Haircut and D-Fish to talk 'rona in Slavic lands, BHA class of 2011, Klal Yisrael. There is pirate talk, facebook sucks talk, LCQs, Mazal Tovs, and condolences. We were able to keep the episode under 100 minutes this time... Ez should take note haha.

Suggested readings: Pirates, Facebook for looters, Bosnian Jewish stuff, fuck the Nazis and everyone who supports them

Hosts: Haircut and D-Fish

Guest: DIK

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Note: Sound quality and editing is a bit worse that the impeccable status you have all come to expect as Host #1 Tani was unavailable to record this episode.  

What does it mean to be “Kemp Mill”? Does one have to be born in Kemp Mill? How can that be when the nearest hospital is outside Kemp Mill Boundaries? Does one need to spend the majority of his or her life in Kemp Mill? Can one marry in? 

These are the issues Host #2 Joey, First-Alternate Host Ezra, and Esteemed Guest Aryeh tackle on this very special episode of KMFFL FRUMFFL. And that mention of the word tackle is the closest thing to football talk you’re gonna get. 

Other issues discussed are hagiographies, FLIPPS, and demographics before we delve into our major topics. Modern Orthodox Day Schools and Sects Ed. The hosts recall their own day school experiences, what could have gone better, whether values can be scaled, the responsibility of student vs. teacher, and a discussion of Seth Rogen’s Comments on one of our rival podcasts. Finally, Joey delves into his lengthy conversation with a group of Black Israelites and Ezra expounds on Jewish Sects throughout history before he gets back to billing like a Blankson.

If you have any information on the relationship status of Ezra’s sister – please contact his brother on Twitter: @BetzalelN 

You saw the agenda in the slack (and for whatever reason you saw the Northern Lights too ). You saw the polls. And now it's time to hear *and see* the KMFFL Podcast once again. Tani and Joey return for a classic 2-man booth and discuss division and team themes, COVID dating troubles, Bari Weiss, and more. Just FYI, like all elite athletes, we are working off the rust from the unfortunate time off during COVID. 

Remember: share the podcast, not germs. Enjoy, and stay safe.

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Follow the host on Twitter: Tani Levitt 

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People are starved for tent. There's no sports, no bars, no work. Truth be told, some podcasters are facing a brick wall wondering what their next episode will be about. But the KMFFL Podcast is not one of those podcasts.

Season 3 is a brief roundtable with some of our heaviest hitters, and farmer abe (who is not a hitter at all but... he's there too).  No unique show notes this season (I will update the music credits though). You'll just have to listen to find out what's what. New eps every morning this week.

Remember: share the podcast, not germs. Enjoy, and stay safe.

Intro and Outro Music: Lonely by Akon

Follow the host on Twitter: Tani Levitt 

KMFFL Sidequest

People are starved for tent. There's no sports, no bars, no work. Truth be told, some podcasters are facing a brick wall wondering what their next episode will be about. But the KMFFL Podcast is not one of those podcasts.

Season 3 is a brief roundtable with some of our heaviest hitters, and farmer abe (who is not a hitter at all but... he's there too).  No unique show notes this season (I will update the music credits though). You'll just have to listen to find out what's what. New eps every morning this week.

Remember: share the podcast, not germs. Enjoy, and stay safe.

Intro and Outro Music: Take Shelter by Palace Winter

Follow the host on Twitter: Tani Levitt 

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People are starved for tent. There's no sports, no bars, no work. Truth be told, some podcasters are facing a brick wall wondering what their next episode will be about. But the KMFFL Podcast is not one of those podcasts.

Season 3 is a brief roundtable with some of our heaviest hitters, and farmer abe (who is not a hitter at all but... he's there too).  No unique show notes this season (I will update the music credits though). You'll just have to listen to find out what's what. New eps every morning this week.

Remember: share the podcast, not germs. Enjoy, and stay safe.

Intro and Outro Music: Down with the Sickness by ICJA's own Disturbed

Follow the host on Twitter: Tani Levitt

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People are starved for tent. There's no sports, no bars, no work. Truth be told, some podcasters are facing a brick wall wondering what their next episode will be about. But the KMFFL Podcast is not one of those podcasts.

Season 3 is a brief roundtable with some of our heaviest hitters, and farmer abe (who is not a hitter at all but... he's there too).  No unique show notes this season (I will update the music credits though). You'll just have to listen to find out what's what. New eps every morning this week. 

Remember: share the podcast, not germs. Enjoy, and stay safe.

Intro and Outro Music: Sicko Mode (Skrillex Remix) by Travis Scott, Drake, and Skrillex

Follow the host on Twitter: Tani Levitt

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