KMFFL Podcast

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The movie boys are back! Join Joey, Ezra, and special guest Oren as they discuss 55 movies in a not-so-crisp 115 minutes. Discover the biggest blindside, the best dog day afternoon, and our first forays into David Lynch and Jim Jarmusch

Movie Boys, the List!

Friend of the pod (and victim of pod related r'chilus) Mousa Kritz joins the show to discuss his son's bris milla and to preview the upcoming Purim holiday. It turns out that the CEO of Goss Advisors has some serious explaining to do at the next shareholders meeting...

Is Joey a tanach textualist? Do we need more bagel related events on the Jewish calendar? How do you say purple in Arabic (everybody gets two guesses)? All that and more on this episode of the KMFFL Podcast.

Hosts: Haircut and D-Fish

Guest: Mousa

Some suggested reading:

Megillat Esther

Yes, There's a Reason Hamentaschen Look Like Vaginas

A summary of the letter Jews Against Circumcision sent to the Icelandic Parliament

Our good friend 'Vner calls into the show from atop a pile of his many GME earnings. We talk dildos, stonks, shul power rankings, and, of course, Super Bowl. Get it while it's hot.

The official end of the season, or maybe not cuz I still kinda want to do an awards show. Former ad star T-Schul breaks history, becoming the first woman to appear on KMFFL (*pats self on back*). The crew talks yelp ratings, bechdel test, and why do we fan? Plus, UMD memories and a grey heather sweater kinda night. Check it out. 

Hosts: Haircut and D-Fish

Guest: T-Schul

Where is Barnaby Poster

Ninja Harlem Shake

KMFFL Sidequest (Is Sidequests dead? Didn't get an answer last week.)

Jason won the league. It's podcast official. We talk about Jason, lunch, and NFL player comps for each KMFFL member (another draft in which Jason took Daniel #1 over all). To be honest though, we recorded this almost a week ago so I'm not sure what else we discussed. The pod is an hour so there is other stuff to look forward to.

Following last podcast's lead, I guess the alternate title for this episode would be Champion Boys. Jason, Joey and I aren't the only champions, much like Joey and Ezra are not the only movie boys, but we are, in fact, all champions. Anyway, take a listen. We're very close to 2k downloads overall. I think we should try to hit that before season 3 is over in honor of Derrick Henry.

Hosts: Haircut and D-Fish

Guest: The commish

KMFFL Sidequest (Is sidequests dead? Asking for a friend)

While you're waiting for Tani to upload the championship episode, here's something to tide you over: A crisp 90 minutes of Joey and Ezra Schwartz talking about all the movies they watched together in 2020. Find out who we thought had the best heat check, which movies crushed the Bechdel test, and whether Finkle was Einhorn. 

Keep up to date on our movie nights here: ‎Ezra and Joey are friends. 

Tani, if you wanna edit this you're more than welcome.

The finals are here. Jesse. Jason. The top two seeds proved their mettle in the semifinals, and now they face off for the chance to be KMFFL's 5th champion. Who will win? Which champion would be best for the league? What are the top-5 metals? DFish and Haircut tackle all your burning questions leading into week 16 and the KMFFL Finals. 

Hosts: Haircut and D-Fish

KMFFL Sidequest

This is a great episode. 

You know of gelt, jelly doughnuts, and latkes, but have you heard of the famous 4th Chanukah food? We've got games (2 weeks in a row), we've got jokes, we've got playoffs (playoffs??!!). Plus, a final capitulation from Haircut about his awful season, that turns into a major complement for the piss master himself. 

Check the official KMFFL Chanukah Playlist on Spotify

Hosts: Haircut and D-Fish

Guest: In House Council

KMFFL Sidequest

Legendary rambly ep with the commish himself. Ad from a KMFFL legend. Games games games. Playoff preview, how to keep fantasy shabbos in COVID, and games. Did I mention games? I know you want them.

Hosts: Haircut and D-Fish

Guests: The Commish, Mr. Telephone

KMFFL Sidequest