KMFFL Podcast

We asked for a guest to step up and boy did he. We've got games, tiers, rants, and english muffins too. (Sorry JRubes, no ragamuffins. IYKYK.) Are you smarter than a dolphin? Maybe. Is your DST better than Dolphins D? Not a chance in the biggest ocean on earth. Data. Rants. Confusion. This is a good episode. Listen please. 

A solid week of gut and bad shabboses. Most bleeps in kmffl history @unclecrab. Team Chaos is live on air. Big playoff ramifications this week and next. We also maybe get in trouble with a major jewish sect. It is a good one, but the last bit is very sad. 

In college it was very important to avoid 8am, Monday, and Friday classes. Sadly for DFish, Haircut asked for an 8am record for the second week in a row. Trades, dates, obscenities, porn, indecency and a bat mitzva party. It's a podcast. I got the hoodie. Check the slack. Go pats. 

What if I told you one of our friends had 50k followers on social media and didn't care? What if that person spent a decade away from competing in his sport and made a triumphant return? What if he came on this podcast? How does 30 for 30 end this opening montage? I don't remember. I could look it up but I'm ready to release. We talk BBX, Smash, horribly misguided books, F***** Fast Forward, and TEAM CHAOS RETURNS!

Hippy VS. Orthobox | 1/4 Finals | Beatbox Israel Championship 2021

The only part of this podcast that is truly important is 34:01 - 34:03. The rest is still enjoyable though.

Good hair. 600%. Hyperbole. Love for the commish. Trades will never happen. The least moral league of all moral leagues. 

Park East Synagogue is imploding so we did a pod. We talk gush, falafel, kosher chinese, beatboxing, Poland, and shul drama. Plus a quick week 7 review. Important required reading below.

The Battle at Kruger

Who is an uncle? Where can you NOT get potatoes? NFL newlyweds spinoff. Bad lighting. He of the G**** D*** himself! Plus, maybe Jason isn’t listening… I lost the wrong sound effect, I’ll have to re-download when I’m back in the country.

Postscript: I think Gabe thinks I’m poor bc he suggested that his wife take me to get lunch. We got burgers and fries.

PITTS!!!

This is a podcast. About football soup and other things. Mech Mech was there. 

The high holiday season might be over, but we are still inspired to bring the intensity of the season to you, the listeners. Catch a beefy goss/gut shabbos/shtuss/LCQ half ep, an ad inspired by KMFFL's most downloaded single-episode guest of all time, tons of actual KMFFL discussion, and a finale of trade shiduchim.

Special thanks to Mitch for helping with the ad on a Friday. That dude is a legend.