NEW EPPY ALERT! This week Sarah is shopping, so Hannah hangs out with me on the podcast. I cough my way through the first few minutes, and Hannah keeps her distance. We reminisce on our different kid and teen phases over the years, Hannah pranks me with risqué imagery of Shrek, and I'm not sure I'm ready to spend the rest of my life with my doctor. Hannah laughs at my lack of physical activity, I'm convinced my AirPods are making me deaf in one ear, and Sarah and my dad crash the podcast halfway through, sending the show into a tailspin. Enjoy it if you can, we won't be mad if you don't, just incredibly depressed.

WE'RE BACK IN STYLE!!! In this week's episode, the girls and I enjoy our new microphones. We discuss weddings, Sarah and I admit our disgust of crab cakes, Dad gets a raw steak, and the bride and groom spend their life savings on their reception. My grandpa and I lead the longest conga line of all time, I hate on after-parties, and Hannah falls down the stairs in high heels. We replace Sarah's DidYouKnow segment on the show with something special, and I recall one of the most disturbing nightmares I've ever had. Watch and learn ladies and gentlemen.

What a juicy one we've got here. In this week's episode, my mom heckles the podcast, and I fail to solve the problems at hand. Hannah is knee deep in "The Office", and I enjoy stocking groceries as a customer. We dish on what retail products need to be rebranded, and I have a hot take on Pitbull. Hannah wants to die in any awesome fashion, I want to save my girlfriend that doesn't exist from a fire, and we both agree that the stage production of "Ain't Misbehavin'" is kinda awful. I reminisce on the good ol' 18th century, Hannah wants to talk to Robin Williams, and I simultaneously love and am wary of Tom Hanks. Meanwhile, Sarah is too tired to process any of it. Check it out!

Aaaaand here's part two. In THIS episode, Hannah, Sarah, and I dish on our experiences using a bidet. I pull out a Trump impression while discussing how useless the Space Force sounds, Hannah struggles to grasp the fidget spinner craze, and Sarah's breath smells. I have ideas that could revolutionize shopping and galactic travel, Olivia Rodrigo impresses me, and none of us can decide where the pain would be located if we cut off our feet. Eat it up, content this classy is once in a millennia.

She's a chaotic one today! In this episode, Hannah, Sarah and I get in a heated debate over making sandwiches. Hannah wants to know what a hot dog is, I want to try warm milk, and Sarah doesn't cut her grilled cheese. We cover getting dressed, and the order in which that process should go down, Hannah doesn't want to be buried alive, and I mentally check out of the conversation. Enjoy part one, its the best you were going to get out of us while recording at midnight.

YOOOO NEW EPPY! Emily is back from college, which means we absolutely needed to have both her and Jacob on the podcast. In this week's episode, Emily has Hannah and Sarah try "Cheerwine" for the first time. Sarah wants to continue the "Sibling Hate" series, but we instead choose to go around giving hot takes. Emily hates flip flops, hot dogs deserve more love, Jacob and I disagree about Beyonce, and I think Roo from Winnie the Pooh has an unfortunate secret. Emily can never get a good night's sleep, I push my family out of our dream car, and the mic gets unplugged and starts popping like a pot of Kettle Corn. It's a good one, watch or let the bed bugs bite.

WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE DEFINITELY HERE TO STAY! In today's episode, Hannah and Sarah and I can't stop laughing. Sarah details the time she pooped at the beach, and we discuss our pet peeves involving each other. Hannah danced for our neighbor Kevin, and I want my car to get wrecked. We can't decide when to end the show, and Sarah can't say enough about how little she enjoyed Charli's drink at Dunkin Donuts. It's a whopper folks, listen at your own risk.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY CHRYSLER! We're back just in time for the most magical day of the year folks! In this week's episode, Sarah is being a Scrooge. I call out the Hallmark Channel for a lack of creativity, and then I ask them to sponsor the show. The girls and I discuss our longstanding lack of luck when it comes to Christmas trees, and I recap our most recent tree excursion...to a human poop farm. A new segment is introduced to the show, and I'm very ticked off about it. Sarah doesn't like when people fake smile at her through their facemasks, Hannah thinks she looks like E.T., and I dream of being a radio D.J. Finally, I have a cabbage joke to send us off. It's a killer eppy, give er' a listen!

IT'S SEASON THREE, WE'RE BACK!!! In this week's episode, Hannah and Sarah become the two official co-hosts of KonCast. The girls teach me how to talk in cursive, and we reflect on Thanksgiving. Hannah got her driver's permit, but she doesn't know how to drive, and Sarah wants to plug her blog without interruption. I have an existential crisis when my fly is down at the mall, and nobody can stand the "Vegan Teacher". No I was not on something while writing this description, this episode is just that weird. BEAR WITH US WHILE WE SHAKE THE RUST OFF FOLKS, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

EPISODE 20, what a milestone. THIS WEEK, Hannah and Sarah rejoin me on the podcast just like back in the good old days, and we kick off the episode with quite possibly the funniest intro yet. Hannah, Sarah and I discuss Chuck E. Cheese, the pizza controversy, and how we're surprised it has outlasted Toys R Us. Sarah won't stop kicking the desk, and we get a little testy. We talk TikTok, and how the U.S. is threatening to take away our greatest source of quarantine entertainment. I reminisce about how my past Instagram posts tell my life's story, and I recall the legendary tennis ball story, and how I once managed to clog my elementary school's entire plumbing system in a matter of seconds (not really). It's just a crazy episode you guys, I don't really know how else to describe it, so give it a listen yourself!!!