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HEYYOOO! WHAT'S UP YOU BEAUTIFUL KOOOOOOKS! This episode is an exploration of the reoccurring symbolism of the much dreaded red triangle mark(s) attributed to alien abductions, cattle mutilations, and even potentially showing up in old witch BBQ party cook books of "yay olden tymesese...s"! This episode is as as close to a one stop shop for all your triple dot thoughts as one could ever possibly drop...so give it a listen and like, CHOP! CHOP! Or listen at your own damned leisure as you bask in the gravy bath of your own damned freedom! PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES:
- Dr. X Case (Aimé Michel, Gordon Creighton, 1968)- Cash-Landrum Incident (Texas, 1980, documented by MUFON)- Linda Cortile Case (Budd Hopkins, "Witnessed," 1996)- Dr. Karla Turner ("Into the Fringe," "Taken," 1992-1994)- Betty Andreasson Luca (Raymond Fowler, "The Andreasson Affair," 1979)- Belgian UFO Wave (1989-1990, SOBEPS documentation)- Phoenix Lights (Arizona, 1997, multiple witness documentation)- Judy Doraty Case (Linda Moulton Howe, "A Strange Harvest," 1980)- Cattle Mutilation Phenomenon (Colorado, New Mexico, 1970s-1990s, FBI files)- Witch Trial Documentation ("Malleus Maleficarum," Scottish Witchcraft Survey, Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, 1997)- Defense Intelligence Agency Report ("UFO-Related Human Physiological Effects," 2022)- Medical Literature (Erythema Multiforme, NIH, Cleveland Clinic, Johns Hopkins)
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HEYYOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT'S UP YOU BEAUTIFUL KOOKS! This episode explores the "CONTROL SYSTEM HYPOTHESIS" as formulated by the one and only UFO folk saint, JACQUES VALLEE! MY MAIN MANG! BOOYAKASHA! GET WIT' IT YO! KNOWMSAYYYNNNNN! PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES:
- Anatomy of a Phenomenon (1965) by Jacques Vallee- Passport to Magonia: From Folklore to Flying Saucers (1969) by Jacques Vallee - The Invisible College (1975) by Jacques Vallee- Messengers of Deception: UFO Contacts and Cults (1979) by Jacques Vallee- Dimensions (1988), Confrontations (1990), and Revelations (1991) by Jacques Vallee- Forbidden Science: Journals 1957–1988 (1992) by Jacques Vallee- Wonders in the Sky: Unexplained Aerial Objects from Antiquity to Modern Times (2009) by Jacques Vallee and Chris Aubeck- Trinity: The Best-Kept Secret (2021) by Jacques Vallee and Paola Harris- Documentation of the 1968 Dr. X case, including medical records of triangular burns/healing anomalies- Documentation of the 1977 Colares UFO Wave (Operation Prato), including Brazilian military investigation records- Documentation of the 1981 Trans-en-Provence case, including French government laboratory analysis of physical trace evidence- Records of Vallee's work at Stanford Research Institute on ARPANET development/remote viewing research- The 1897 Great Airship Wave historical records/newspaper accounts- Documentation of the 1917 Miracle of Fatima, including witness testimonies/historical analysis- The 1945 Trinity Site military records/geological surveys- Correspondence/collaboration with J. Allen Hynek, documented in Vallee's journals/published works.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS A BIG'UN! Lot's of hypothetical craziness in this one. We got tulpas, egregores, memetic entities, pale crawlers, glimmer men, imposter entities, "tulpatronics" (yes, I'm back at it again), and the relationships we share with our fictions. It's heavy psychedelic shit...MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-Man-man! PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES:• Strickler, Lon. The Meme Humanoids: Modern Myths or Real Monsters (2023/2024). The definitive treatment of pale, crawling humanoid phenomena/internet-age cryptid manifestation.
• Cutchin, Joshua. Fourth Wall Phantoms: Reflections on the Paranormal, Narrative, and Fictions Becoming Fact (2024). Explores fictional incursions/trickster phenomena/media influence on paranormal experience.
• Ramesh, Chidambaram. Embodied Imaginations (various editions). Examines autonomous characters/writer phenomena/manifestation of mental constructs.
• Geoffrey Biddle et al. Court records and psychiatric evaluations from State of Wisconsin v. Morgan E. Geyser and State of Wisconsin v. Anissa E. Weier (Waukesha County Circuit Court, 2014-2017). Primary documents from the Slenderman stabbing case.
• Hankerson, et al. "Death by Ostension: Folklore, Media, and Violence" in Journal of American Folklore (various articles on "folk crime").
• Dégh, Linda. Legend and Belief: Essays on Legend, Truth, and Reality (2001). The seminal academic treatment of ostension theory.
• Tucker, Abigail. "The Science of Slenderman" in Smithsonian Magazine (2014). Early analysis of the case.
• Ohikuare, Judith. "The Childhood Friends Who Became Killers" in New York Magazine/Vulture (various retrospective articles on the Geyser/Weier case).
• Knudsen, Eric (Victor Surge). Original Slenderman posts, Something Awful Forums, "Create Paranormal Images" thread (June 2009). The genesis of the character.
• r/HumanoidEncounters. Subreddit archives (2012-present). Primary source for contemporary crawler/humanoid reports, including imposter entity accounts.
• Strickler, Lon. Phantoms and Monsters (website and blog archives, 2008-present). Extensive database of crawler sightings/imposter entity reports.
• The Belief Hole Podcast. Episodes on "Crawler Humanoids," "Imposter Entities," and "Tulpas and Thoughtforms" (various seasons, 2018-present). Audio documentation of witness testimony.
• 4chan /x/ (Paranormal) and /b/ (Random) boards. Archives of "creepypasta" culture (2007-2015), including early Slenderman expansion.
• Creepypasta Wiki. The user-generated fiction database that served as transmission vector for Slenderman and related legends.
• Evans-Wentz, W.Y. Tibetan Yoga and Secret Doctrines (1935/1958). Early Western exposition of tulpa creation concepts.
• Besant, Annie and Leadbeater, C.W. Thought-Forms (1901). Theosophical treatise on the materialization of mental energy.
• Jung, Carl. The Archetypes and the Collective Unconscious (1959). Foundational for understanding collective manifestation.
• Hufford, David. The Terror That Comes in the Night (1982). Academic treatment of sleep paralysis/hypnagogic hallucination (relevant to imposter entity physiology).
• Devereux, Paul. Earth Lights (1982)/Earth Lights Revelation (1989). T. B. Pawlicki-adjacent theories on geological manifestation of anomalous phenomena.
• Harpur, Patrick. Daimonic Reality (1995). The "green man" theory of cultural manifestation of entities.
• Laycock, Joseph. Dangerous Games: What the Moral Panic over Role-Playing Games Says about Play, Religion, and Imagined Worlds (2015). Context for understanding panic over fictional reality.
• Robinson, James M. (ed.). The Nag Hammadi Library (1977/1990). Primary Gnostic texts, including Apocryphon of John (Demiurge cosmology).
*THERE'S WAY MORE SOURCES, BUT THIS IS ALL I CAN FIT. BUT IF YOU WANT'EM, I GOT'EM!
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WOOOOOOO! What's up you beautiful kooks! Here's a "redux" of James Shelby Downard's weird as worldview, incorporating "his" new book "Stalking The Great Whore" (by author Adam Gorightly, strangely enough). Is Downard a literary hoax? Are his associates "problematic"? (You can bet your bippy they most definitely are!) Listen up and listen good, I say, I say, PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] All music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES: Downard's books, check' em out...or don't, whatever. Just be mindful if you choose to delve down these particular rabbit holes.
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If I sound extra energetic, it's because a pretty girl on the street, not in any kind of customer service capacity whatsoever, smiled at me. It was pretty great. Anyway, here's an exploration of Rube Goldberg and his fantastical fantabulous machines...if they were designed TO KILL! PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES: https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/history/rube-goldberghttps://study.com/learn/lesson/rube-goldberg-cartoons-inventions.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberghttps://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/407990-largest-rube-goldberg-in-competitionhttps://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/famous-inventors/who-was-rube-goldberg-and-what-are-his-contraptions.htmhttps://study.com/academy/lesson/rube-goldberg-machine-ideas.htmlhttps://study.com/learn/lesson/rube-goldberg-cartoons-inventions.htmlhttps://ipcloseup.com/2018/04/10/family-entertainment-this-rube-saw-the-future-and-its-foibles/https://interestingengineering.com/lists/rube-goldberg-the-man-behind-the-worlds-craziest-machineshttps://www.magnets.com/blog/magnetic-chain-reaction.htmlU.S. Patent Office: U.S. Patent No. 269,766, issued December 26, 1882, to James A. Williams for "Animal-Trap."Legal History & Commentary: Google Patents/Public Records, detailing Williams's explicit patent claims regarding adaptation for securing doors/windows against intruders.Court Documents: People v. Smit, California Court of Appeal, Fourth District, Division Two (2013).News Reporting: The Los Angeles Times & The San Diego Union-Tribune coverage of the Hemet, California police task force attacks and Nicholas Smit’s sentencing (2010–2013).FBI Records: Federal Bureau of Investigation Historic Case Files, "Harvey's Hotel Bombing (John Birges)."Media & Documentation: Zero Hour: The Bombing of Harvey's (Documentary) and contemporary coverage by The New York Times (August 1980).Historical Literature: Ann Larabee, The Dynamite Fiend: The Chilling Tale of Alexander Keith Jr., America's First Terrorist (Palgrave Macmillan, 2005).Archive Coverage: The Times of London and international press reports on the Bremerhaven dock explosion (December 1875).Primary Source: Julijonas Urbonas, Euthanasia Coaster project specifications and conceptual design essays, Royal College of Art/JulijonasUrbonas.php (2010).Exhibition Documentation: Science Gallery Dublin & Center for Extraordinary Visual Arts catalogs.Documentary Film: Errol Morris, Mr.Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999).Investigative Reporting: The Boston Globe & The New York Times investigative profiles on execution technology contracts in the late 1980s.Michael Ryan Eviction Trap (1993): News Reporting: Associated Press & local Illinois newspaper archives (October/November 1993) covering the barricade, discovery of black-powder traps, and subsequent criminal charges.Spring-Gun / Booby-Trap Law: Katko v. Briney, 183 N.W.2d 657 (Iowa 1971).U.S. Patent Code: 35 U.S.C. § 101 (Invention Utility and Operability Requirements).

OH YES! IT'S REAL! Bask in all this "Gallinaceous" glory! AND HORROR! THE HORROR! IT'S GOTTA BE HEARD TO BE BELIEVED! PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES:*Pliny the Elder, Naturalis Historia (Book VIII):*Pseudo-Geber (Paul of Taranto), Summa Perfectionis & Alchemical Manuscripts*Albertus Magnus, De Animalibus*Barandiarán, José Miguel de, Mitología Vasca*Sébillot, Paul, Le Folk-Lore de France*Robelo, Cecilio A., Diccionario de Mitología Nahoa y Folklore Mexicano*Keel, John A., Operation Trojan Horse (1970)/The Eighth Tower (1975):*Shuker, Karl, Extraordinary Animals Revisited (2007)*Bord, Janet & Colin, Modern Mysteries of Britain (1987)*Aiso, Keisuke, Mother Bird (2016)*Lorenz, Taylor, "The 'Momo Challenge' Is a Viral Hoax" (The Atlantic, 2019) If you are struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues, don't be a chicken...I'm a turkey! Wait, no...just, please, dial 988.

"(*fighting noises)...Bastard! I didn't know who you were!"...this episode examines the REAL life history of both the "Wu-Tang" (or Wudang) and Shaolin, martial arts, occultism, and all the stuff behind the kung-fu flick and hip-hop mythology! PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES:Shahar, Meir. The Shaolin Monastery: History, Religion, and the Chinese Martial ArtsHenning, Stanley E. "The Martial Arts of Ancient China." Journal of the Asian Martial Arts 2, no. 1 (1993): 10-19Despeux, Catherine. "Women in Daoism." In Daoism Handbook, edited by Livia Kohn, 425-458. Brill, 2004Morris, Andrew. Marrow of the Nation: A History of Sport and Physical Culture in Republican ChinaKennedy, Brian, and Elizabeth Guo. Chinese Martial Arts Training Manuals: A Historical SurveyRousseau, Dennis. "The Lei Tai: A Preliminary Examination of the Chinese 'Boxing Ring'." Journal of Asian Martial Arts 4, no. 2 (1995): 34-43Naquin, Susan. Millenarian Rebellion in China: The Eight Trigrams Uprising of 1813Ownby, David. Falun Gong and the Future of Chinater Haar, B.J. The White Lotus Teachings in Chinese Religious HistoryEsherick, Joseph W. The Origins of the Boxer UprisingPreston, Diana. The Boxer Rebellion: The Dramatic Story of China's War on Foreigners That Shook the World in the Summer of 1900Lovell, Julia. The Opium War: Drugs, Dreams and the Making of ChinaSchipper, Kristofer. The Taoist BodyStrickmann, Michel. Chinese Magical MedicinePaper, Jordan D. The Spirits Are Drunk: Comparative Approaches to Chinese ReligionMacFarquhar, Roderick, and Michael Schoenhals. Mao's Last RevolutionPalmer, David A. Qigong Fever: Body, Science, and Utopia in Cultural ChinaTeo, Stephen. Hong Kong Cinema: The Cross-Cultural CanvasWu-Tang Clan. Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (JUST LISTEN!)Old Dirty Bastard. Return to The 36 Chambers (The Dirty Version) (LISTEN!)The GZA. Liquid Swords (ARE YOU LISTENING YET!)Coleman, Brian. Check the Technique: Liner Notes for Hip-Hop JunkiesSpence, Jonathan D. The Search for Modern ChinaFrench, Paul. Midnight in Peking: How the Murder of a Young Englishwoman Haunted the Last Days of Old ChinaLiu, Lydia H. The Clash of Empires: The Invention of China in Modern World MakingHistorical martial arts oral traditions and Cantonese folk history regarding the Five Elders and the Southern Shaolin Temple 19th-century late-Qing wuxia literature (specifically serial novels such as Wan Nian Qing/Everlasting Green) Shaw Brothers Hong Kong martial arts cinema of the 1970s and 1980s (including Executioners from Shaolin and Clan of the White Lotus) Quentin Tarantino’s 2004 film Kill Bill: Vol. 2
If you are currently struggling with mental health and/or addiction issues, put on some Wu-Tang Clan, as it's been scientifically proven that listening to it will decalcify the pineal gland. You should probably also dial 988, just to cover all your bases.

The final episode of "The Game of Saturn" series...this one gets weird y'all. PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email is!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.com.SOURCES:* Adams, Peter Mark. The Game of Saturn: Deciphering the Sola-Busca Tarot and the Dark Renaissance Codex (2017)* Dick, Philip K. The Exegesis of Philip K. Dick (2011)/VALIS (1981)* Gnostic Scriptures (e.g., The Nag Hammadi Library, including the Apocryphon of John)* Jorjani, Jason Reza. Prometheism (2020)/Closer Encounters (2021)* Monroe, Robert A. Far Journeys (1986)
If you are currently struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues, that's just what the archons & RFK Jr. want y'all! Don't play into their game! Please dial 988.

The Penultimate episode in "The Game of Saturn" series. PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.comSOURCES:Bossard, Abbé Eugène. Gilles de Rais, Maréchal de France, "Barbe-Bleue" (1886) Bataille, Georges. The Trial of Gilles de Rais (1965) Petit, J.-M. Gilles de Rais: Ou, La gueule du loup (1993)De l'Epinois, H. La Ligue et les papes (1888) Various contemporary chronicles cited in: Zambelli, Paola. "Astrologers and Their Clients in Renaissance Europe" in La Astrología y el Occidente (1985)French National Archives: Trial records from the Châtelet prison, 1574 and 1598Pius II (Aeneas Silvius Piccolomini). Commentarii – The Pope's autobiographical writings containing the 1462 canonization into HellJones, Michael. "The 'Conspiracy' of 1463: A Reassessment" in Patronage, the Crown and the Provinces in Later Medieval England (1981)Ricci, Corrado. Il Tempio Malatestiano (1924) Lavin, Marilyn Aronberg. Piero della Francesca: The Flagellation (1972) Adams, Peter Mark. The Game of Saturn: Decoding the Sola Busca Tarot (2017)Couliano, Ioan P. Eros and Magic in the Renaissance (1987)Kieckhefer, Richard. Magic in the Middle Ages (1989)Kieckhefer, Richard. Forbidden Rites: A Necromancer's Manual of the Fifteenth Century (1997)Klaassen, Frank. The Transformations of Magic: Illicit Learned Magic in the Later Middle Ages and Renaissance (2013)Page, Sophie. Magic in the Cloister: Pious Motives, Illicit Interests, and Occult Approaches to the Medieval Universe (2013)Walker, Daniel Pickering. Spiritual and Demonic Magic: From Ficino to Campanella (2000) Godwin, Joscelyn. The Pagan Dream of the Renaissance (2002)Mora, George. Witches, Devils, and Doctors in the Renaissance: Johann Weyer, De praestigiis daemonum (1991)Meyer, Marvin, ed. The Nag Hammadi Scriptures (2007)Irenaeus of Lyons. Against Heresies (2nd century)Jonas, Hans. The Gnostic Religion (2001)Agrippa, Heinrich Cornelius. Three Books of Occult Philosophy (1533) Warburg, Aby. The Renewal of Pagan Antiquity (1999)Picatrix (Ghayat al-Hakim) The Sworn Book of Honorius (Liber Juratus Honorii)Key of Solomon (Clavicula Salomonis)Corpus Hermeticum Dictionnaire Infernal by Collin de Plancy (1818)Various MSS on demonology in the Bibliothèque de l'Arsenal, Paris X1, Witness Testimony – Regina Louf (publicly known as "X1"), testimony to the Dutroux Commission (1996-1997)BBC Documentary: "Dutroux: The Monster of Belgium" (2002)Ottawa Citizen/Various European press – Coverage of the "Mothers of Darkness" allegations (1990s)Van Hees, Jean Pierre. The X-Files: What Belgium Was Not Supposed to Know About the Dutroux Affair (1999)Misc. conspiracy researchers: David Icke (The Biggest Secret), Fritz Springmeier (Bloodlines of the Illuminati) *Note: controversial/conspiratorial sources/maybe bullshitU.S. District Court, Southern District of Florida – Case No. 08-80736-CR-BBM (Epstein's 2008 prosecution)U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York – Case No. 19-2868 (2019 indictment)Virgin Islands Attorney General – Civil forfeiture complaint regarding Little St. James island (2020)Miami Herald – Series by Julie K. Brown ("Perversion of Justice," 2018-2019)Various flight logs and court documents released via FOIA and litigationSurvivor testimony – Various witnesses in Belgian and Dutch investigations (1990s)Castle documentation – The Château des Amerois is a real location in Muno, Belgium; owned by the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha familySpezi, Mario & Preston, Douglas. The Monster of Florence (2008)Italian court documents – Various trials (Pucci, Lotti, Vinci theories)Prelati's testimony in the de Rais trial (primary source for the entity's name)Trump, Donald. The Art of the Deal (1987) – Mentions "Barron" as pseudonym/enterprise nameVarious business records – "Barron Enterprises" incorporation documents (1980s)
*I CAN'T FIT ALL THE SOURCES BUT IF YOU WANT'EM, I GOT'EM!

Part of the "GAME OF SATURN" series. PLEASE TO ENJOY!Email us!: [email protected] music is license/copyright free from Pixaby.comSOURCES:
*Anton, Ted. Eros, Magic, and the Murder of Professor Culianu (1996)*Culianu, Ioan P. Eros and Magic in the Renaissance (1987) *Encyclopedia of Religion/Encyclopedia.com. "Culianu, Ioan Petru" *University of Chicago Police Department & FBI Case Files (1991)
If you are currently struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues, please dial 988. You are never alone. I'm right behind you right now. Feel my hot breath on the back of your neck. You're gonna be okay. Hooooooooooyeah. Yeah.