Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!

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What's Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre! about?

Join Matt & Ben at Kraken Cove lighthouse, where the brothers shine a beacon onto weird news stories, myths, legends, and all things bizarre.

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Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre! episodes:

05.24.2024
Episode 113 - Space Farts! Brandreth murdered Emu! Antigravity at Last!
It's episdoe 113 of Kraken Cove! This week, Benny and Matt take to the high seas in search of a whopper, but all Benny finds is a Quarter Pounder... While they cast theri lines out they also manage to haul in...
05.09.2024
Episode 112 - Thermonator! Tardigrade Hybrids! Qallupilluit!
We're back once again with episode 112 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! In this episode Benny & Matt discuss Buddhism, Shintoism and Neolithic nonsense, a robot flamethrower, Tardigrade/Human hybrids, a real life werewolf sighting, brand new lifeforms and much, much more! Benny is...
04.18.2024
Episode 111 - Grim Reaper! Evil Derek the Jackdaw! Lichtenstein's Army!
Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!! This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering...
03.22.2024
Episode 110 - More Monoliths! Murdered Mammal Mayhem! Jesus Lightning!
It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous...
03.07.2024
Episode 109 - Wooden Spaceships! High Street Snail Farm! THIS MAN!
It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged...
02.23.2024
Episode 108 - More Blessed! Wild wedding! Trllion Insect Plague!
It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST! They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes...
02.09.2024
Episode 107 - Nuclear Phones! Molasses Flood! Sextopus!
It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024. In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your...
12.24.2023
Episode 106 - Christmas Cove! Spontaneous Human Combustion! One for Sorrow!
It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned! While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think! We...
12.20.2023
Episode 105 - Streets on the Moon! Frau Perchta! Robot Carrot Strangler!
Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special! In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting. The...
11.17.2023
Episode 104 - ANIMAL CRACKERS!
It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL! Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn! About animal cocks. Animal tits...
10.31.2023
Episode 103 - Fresh Bigfoot! Scouse Indrid Cold? Flesh Eating Gastropods!
Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Kraken Cove Podcast! This week Benny and Matt investigate the fresh Bigfoot sighting in the the US but also hark back to a hairy man who haunts the hills a little closer to home! We...
09.29.2023
Episode 102 - Dragon Dildos! Medieval Utopia! Gynaecological Gymnastics in Space!
It's Cove O'Clock, Krakenheads! Benny and Matt are back at the lighthouse talking, amongst other things, MASSIVE DRAGON DILDOS, Gynaecological Gymnastics from Outer Space, Cockaigne the Mediaeval Utopia, strange migrations and a strange drain Benny found in the arse end of...
09.15.2023
Episode 101 - Ley Lines! Dowsing! Stone Circles!
Join Benny and Matt on location on Ilkley Moor, Yorkshire, where they investigate the strange carved stones that dot the landscape! While investigating possible theories around the stones, they also so test the theory that dowsing rods can tap into...
08.04.2023
Episode 100 - Operation Fantasia! Goblins Alive! Double Glazed Disaster!
Welcome to the 100th episode of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! It's tough times at The Cove with the Orca effectively keeping Benny & Matt hostage on the island, with no Rowboat Pete (RIP) to replenish the the stores! Some Black Magic and a...
07.14.2023
Episode 99 - UFO Space Marbles! Yeti Tools! Leeds Time Slips!
It's episode 99 of Kraken Cove and this week we have another freewheeling (NOT RAMBLING) episode covering multiple subjects, such as Britain's Yeti, the Woodwose, and have we found his tools? Weird alien abduction style sex assault, Crossbow Jedi queen...
07.07.2023
Episode 98 - ORCA ATTACK!!!!
Benny and Matt look deep beneath the waves of Kraken Cove this week, to find out what the Holy Heck the Sea Pandas are playing at!! Oh, and if you know of any stinky old drunkards called Pete, drop us a...
06.23.2023
Episode 97 - Is AI Going to Kill Us??
Benny returns to the lighthouse after some kind of health scare, but Matt gets straight down to business with the question - is AI going to kill us?
05.19.2023
Episode 96 - Anomalous Big Cat Proof! Mail Order Monkey! What is Scampi?
After a short break, Benny and Matt are back with a look at proof of Anomalous Big Cats, Monkeys in the post, wedding day golfcart disaster, Victor Noir, praying for snow and WHAT THE F*CK IS SCAMPI???
04.28.2023
Episode 95 - TO THE MOON!!
Join Benny & Matt on wild trip to our nearest neighbour... THE MOON! Obviously they're no experts, but the keepers of the strangest Lighthouse in Yorkshire take a skim through the stories that are popping up with increasing regularity regarding our...
04.21.2023
Episode 94 - Travis The Chimp! Lewis Chessmen! Lizard War Debunked!
It's a special episode of Kraken Cove - it's Matt's Birthday! The Lighthouse Crew take a picnic on the island shores and chat all things strange! This week, Benny & Matt look at the wonderful Lewis Chessmen, Russ Kellett the Alien...
04.07.2023
Episode 93 - Killer Bear! Need for Speed! Bunny Mayhem!
It's Easter at Kraken cove, and once again that Easter Bunny is wreaking havoc! Luckily Benny & Matt have got it covered. After the mayhem, the lads settle down to a spot of casting! This week they look at speedy man-made objects,...
03.31.2023
Episode 92 - Olga of Kiev! Shark Shock! Not so Sweet Dreams!
Welcome to Episode 92 of Kraken Cove Podcast! Benny and Matt have dreams, and they are VERY weird!! Are you a dream expert? If so, please get in touch! This episode is full of other strangeness - a Disney fanatic, a...
03.24.2023
Episode 91 - Speed Skiing! Murder Monkies! CIA Vampires!
It's episode 91 of Kraken Cove, and this week Benny & Matt waffle on about dodgy bath house shenanigans, Meth fuelled Finnish war Hero Aimo Koivunen, the strange, ongoing tale of Michael Jackson's perfume in Batley, they chat about murderous...
03.17.2023
Episode 90 - Mass Hysteria and MPI!!!!
Mass Hysteria or Mass Psychological Illness can sweep through any community like wildfire, but is most prevalent in strict all female educational establishments. This weird event has many different symptoms but only rarely does actual bodily harm occur. While this sounds...
03.03.2023
Episode 89 - Gator Bait and other Racist Croc Hunts! Dildos of Antiquity!
It's episode 89 of Kraken Cove Podcast and Benny & Matt delve into the murky world of historic crocodile and alligator hunting. Terrible business! There's a couple of book recommendations, All the Devils are Here by David Seabrook and In Ascension...
02.24.2023
Episode 88 - Monkey Gloryhole! Sharks Ahoy! Sausage Dog Sh*t Tash!
Episode 88 of Kraken Cove Podcast hoves into view, shipmates! This week Benny and Matt have a lovely meandering ramble about sharks, Benny's Goonie mystery solved, more details about The Pied Piper and the Children's Crusade, a baffling disappearance, Doughnut UFOS,...
02.15.2023
Episode 87 - Chinese Spy Balloon? UAP? UFO? SPECIAL REPORT!
Yes, it's a Kraken Cove Special Episode studying the latest airship//Balloon/UFO Phenomena! Join Benny and Matt aboard the Kraken Cove Airship HMAS Icarus as they take to the sky to investigate the latest happenings involving spy balloons, UAPS, UFOS or stealth...
02.10.2023
Episode 86 - Lite House Episode: THE NOT DEER!
Join Benny and Matt at Kraken Cove Lighthouse for a special episode, where the boys discuss a particularly unsettling cryptid... The Not Deer!
02.03.2023
Episode 85 - The Real Pied Piper! Shapeshifting Robots! Murder Chickens!
Your favourite shambolic Lighthouse Keepers are back with another slice of weird, at KRAKEN COVE, the Podcast that Shines a Beacon onto the Bizarre! Matt and Benny examine a deadly pop-up pisser, a stoned Rocket Brother with a Brexit trident, The...
01.27.2023
Episode 84 - Mouse Utopia! Killer Kites! Child Auction!
Welcome once again to Kraken Cove Podcast! There's an unwelcome visitor to the Cove this week, but never fear! Rowboat Pete sorts him out... literally. Coming up, Benny and Matt discuss the New York Rat Czar, Mouse Utopia, Killer Kites, Flesh Eater...
01.20.2023
Episode 83 - Medjed! Psychedelic Salad! Grenades!
New Year, New KRAKEN COVE! After a few months of rather stressful times - including a dead laptop containing all Cove material - we are back with a new machine for weaving the weird, sewing the strange and knitting the nuts,...
10.31.2022
Episode 82 - Haunted Lighthouses & Listener Stories!
it's episode 82 and we are giving you a HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!! Woo hoo!! In this episode Matt & Benny take a look at some local creepy tales thanks to our lovely listeners, then take a trip to the Spooky Shores of...
10.21.2022
Episode 81 - Pennsylvania Witchcraft! Long Lost Friend! Yorkshire Crocs!
Welcome back to Kraken Cove, our second Halloween episode! This week Matt & Benny discuss strange sightings off the Filey coast and other cryptid oddities, there's talk of the sad demise of their second favourite lighthouse beam, there's a dive into...
10.07.2022
Episode 80 - Ancient Ghosts! 100 Chickens! Whistle and I’ll KILL you!
It's the first October episode of Kraken Cove podcast, so join Matt & Benny around the campfire as they examine a pervy hypnotist, a strange cure for a cobra bite, the mysterious origins of an M.R James story, a lovely...
09.23.2022
Episode 79 - Helium 3! Fairy Voices! Ghost Blimp!
It's business as usual at good ol' Kraken Cove! In episode 79 Benny & Matt settle down for a bit of casting, and they examine some very rum shennanigans in the Queen's funeral queue, they look at they look at the...
09.09.2022
Episode 78 - The Artist’s Studio, and more...
Kraken Cove Podcast is back with a special episode dedicated to Matt's new career as a full time artist. Together we explore the landscape and studio of a new professional creative, what it takes to survive and the myriad influences...
04.28.2022
Episode 77 - Sandown Clown! Hobby Horse Death! The Kappa!
It's episode 77 of Kraken Cove! Yet again we struggle a bit to stay weeekly but hopefully we're still pretty regular! This week Benny and Matt take a pootle around Kraken Cove graveyard, and while there they ponder the opening of a...
04.07.2022
Episode 76 - Chuckle Ghostly Vision! RAF Werewolf! Virgin Boy Egg!!
It's Episode 76 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and Matt and Benny find themselves in a bit of a pickle, and not of the egg variety! They're locked on the roof of the lighthouse with no way down, so will a...
03.25.2022
Episode 75 - Thatcher hunts Nessie! Pick ’n’ Mix mix up! Killing Stone Demon Escapes!!
It's Episode 75 of Kraken Cove and Benny is out of isolation!! This week is a 'classic' show - daft news stories and lots of laughs, no set theme! This week Benny and Matt take in the warm air of a mild...
03.18.2022
Episode 74 - SPRINGHEEL JACK! MAD GASSER OF MATTOON! THE HALIFAX SLASHER!
It's episode 74 of KRAKEN COVE! This week, please bear with us... Benny got COVID and logistics were a nightmare. there's some rather odd background sounds for the more careful listener and rather stressful recording factors but we did our best! In...
03.04.2022
Episode 73 - Ghost of Kyiv! Nuke Yorkshire! Bear Pilots!
Welcome to episode 73 of Kraken Cove, the Podcast that shines a Beacon onto the Bizarre! This week Matt and Benny take to the Kraken Cove Fallout Shelter to avoid WWIII but don't spend theri time there foolishly! The remote operated...
02.24.2022
Episode 72 - Kraken Cove Clarion!
In this episode Matt and Benny kick back with a mixed bag of stories from the local rag, the Kraken Cove Clarion. It's a great paper, full of nothing but strange stories and bits of fun. No huge standout dives...
02.18.2022
Episode 71 - GNOMES!!!
Yes, you heard it right, GNOMES!!! You know what they are.... or do you? An essential item in the 70's garden, also a kitsch addition to the modern garden perhaps, but what is a gnome, and why are we even interested in...
02.04.2022
Episode 70 - Aquanauts! Extinct Mega-Forest! The Strange Horses!
Welcome, one and all, to Kraken Cove Episdoe 70!! Benny and Matt hit the beach for an unseasonal picnic, and while they sip a beer and snaffle a scotch egg, they indulge in a spot of casting! In this episode they focus...
01.28.2022
Episode 69 - The Beast of Gévaudan! 3 Wheel Delorean! 25 Seconds Per Life!
The Beast is prowling down The Cove! Luckily Benny and Matt are tooled up and ready to take on the monster. This week in episode 69 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST the chaps cast the lighthouse beam onto Ty Delorean and his...
01.21.2022
Episode 68 - Toxic Masculinity! Mongolian Death Worm! John Dee’s Spirit mirror!
Welcome to episode 68 of Kraken Cove, the MANLY Podcast! Yes, the manliest men on the island, Benny and Matt, flex their Fortean muscles to find you fun facts, strange stories and mindbending mysteries! This week the lads look at Men of...
01.14.2022
Episode 67 - Kraken Cove Radio. Mystery Special!
It's another edition of Kraken Cove Radio! As Benny nurses a wounded testicle, Matt spins the wheels of steel once again, regailing you, dear listener, with four tales of mystery! We look at the shadowy Irish Vehicular menace, Mr Prawo Jazdy! The...
01.07.2022
Episode 66 - Codex Gigas! Utsuro Bune! USO!
It's the night after the night after the night after New Year at Kraken Cove and Matt & Benny emerge from their New Year's Eve-Proof Shelter into the weird world of 2022! The lads discuss Britain's Hannibal the Cannibal, The Devil's...
12.24.2021
Episode 65 - NANA BAUBLES! MR CHRISTMAS! CATALONIAN NATIVITY DEFECATOR!
Merry Christmas one and all from the crew at Kraken Cove Lighthouse!!It's episode 65 and Matt & Benny are dry and warm by the fireside at Kraken Cove while the winter winds howl, and the light pours out across the...
12.17.2021
Episode 64 - Massive Toy Train! 1561 UFO War, Leaky St Nick!
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Cove! Join Ben And Matt as they discuss a poorly pup who has a guilty secret, a massive secret of a different sort in the cellar of an abandoned mill, the...

What's Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre! about?

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Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre! episodes:

Episode 113 - Space Farts! Brandreth murdered Emu! Antigravity at Last!

Episode 112 - Thermonator! Tardigrade Hybrids! Qallupilluit!

Episode 111 - Grim Reaper! Evil Derek the Jackdaw! Lichtenstein's Army!

Episode 110 - More Monoliths! Murdered Mammal Mayhem! Jesus Lightning!

Episode 109 - Wooden Spaceships! High Street Snail Farm! THIS MAN!

Episode 108 - More Blessed! Wild wedding! Trllion Insect Plague!

Episode 107 - Nuclear Phones! Molasses Flood! Sextopus!

Episode 106 - Christmas Cove! Spontaneous Human Combustion! One for Sorrow!

Episode 105 - Streets on the Moon! Frau Perchta! Robot Carrot Strangler!

Episode 104 - ANIMAL CRACKERS!

Episode 103 - Fresh Bigfoot! Scouse Indrid Cold? Flesh Eating Gastropods!

Episode 102 - Dragon Dildos! Medieval Utopia! Gynaecological Gymnastics in Space!

Episode 101 - Ley Lines! Dowsing! Stone Circles!

Episode 100 - Operation Fantasia! Goblins Alive! Double Glazed Disaster!

Episode 99 - UFO Space Marbles! Yeti Tools! Leeds Time Slips!

Episode 98 - ORCA ATTACK!!!!

Episode 97 - Is AI Going to Kill Us??

Episode 96 - Anomalous Big Cat Proof! Mail Order Monkey! What is Scampi?

Episode 95 - TO THE MOON!!

Episode 94 - Travis The Chimp! Lewis Chessmen! Lizard War Debunked!

Episode 93 - Killer Bear! Need for Speed! Bunny Mayhem!

Episode 92 - Olga of Kiev! Shark Shock! Not so Sweet Dreams!

Episode 91 - Speed Skiing! Murder Monkies! CIA Vampires!

Episode 90 - Mass Hysteria and MPI!!!!

Episode 89 - Gator Bait and other Racist Croc Hunts! Dildos of Antiquity!

Episode 88 - Monkey Gloryhole! Sharks Ahoy! Sausage Dog Sh*t Tash!

Episode 87 - Chinese Spy Balloon? UAP? UFO? SPECIAL REPORT!

Episode 86 - Lite House Episode: THE NOT DEER!

Episode 85 - The Real Pied Piper! Shapeshifting Robots! Murder Chickens!

Episode 84 - Mouse Utopia! Killer Kites! Child Auction!

Episode 83 - Medjed! Psychedelic Salad! Grenades!

Episode 82 - Haunted Lighthouses & Listener Stories!

Episode 81 - Pennsylvania Witchcraft! Long Lost Friend! Yorkshire Crocs!

Episode 80 - Ancient Ghosts! 100 Chickens! Whistle and I’ll KILL you!

Episode 79 - Helium 3! Fairy Voices! Ghost Blimp!

Episode 78 - The Artist’s Studio, and more...

Episode 77 - Sandown Clown! Hobby Horse Death! The Kappa!

Episode 76 - Chuckle Ghostly Vision! RAF Werewolf! Virgin Boy Egg!!

Episode 75 - Thatcher hunts Nessie! Pick ’n’ Mix mix up! Killing Stone Demon Escapes!!

Episode 74 - SPRINGHEEL JACK! MAD GASSER OF MATTOON! THE HALIFAX SLASHER!

Episode 73 - Ghost of Kyiv! Nuke Yorkshire! Bear Pilots!

Episode 72 - Kraken Cove Clarion!

Episode 71 - GNOMES!!!

Episode 70 - Aquanauts! Extinct Mega-Forest! The Strange Horses!

Episode 69 - The Beast of Gévaudan! 3 Wheel Delorean! 25 Seconds Per Life!

Episode 68 - Toxic Masculinity! Mongolian Death Worm! John Dee’s Spirit mirror!

Episode 67 - Kraken Cove Radio. Mystery Special!

Episode 66 - Codex Gigas! Utsuro Bune! USO!

Episode 65 - NANA BAUBLES! MR CHRISTMAS! CATALONIAN NATIVITY DEFECATOR!

Episode 64 - Massive Toy Train! 1561 UFO War, Leaky St Nick!