Kristen Teaches Topher Sports

This week Kristen and Topher don't understand drugs, some cheerleaders get sassy in their practice teams and we all work out to eat more Oreos.

This week Kristen works out FOUR DAYS IN A ROW, Justin Beiber assaults someone and Swaggy P is a not a real name.

This week, Kristen talks a lot about Power Rangers, Topher gets glasses and all of this was brought to you by the letter N.

This week, Topher gets an elderly woman fired from Sears, Kristen makes up the phrase, "Owner Emeritus," and then tries to explain how in the world she could still like Justin Beiber.

This week, our guest Gabe, argues for soccer, Jacoby Jones is in drag, and Kristen needs you to tell her where to go for vacation.

This week Kristen starves herself, the news gets smutty, and the show gets stood up for a soccer date. Ouch.

This week, Kristen eats REAL food instead of just pizza, Topher knows more about FIFA than Kristen and Kristen uses the words "Biebin' Baller."

This week Kristen becomes a psychiatrist, Topher tries to remember who the Spurs are, and squirt bottles become a weapon.

This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.

This week Kristen and Topher declare their love for Justin Timberlake, Kristen teaches Topher about going number two intentionally, and an American wins the Boston Marathon.