Ksan's Abjectly Correct Movie Reviews

Join us in Rian Johnson's redemption piece after "Star Wars Episode VIII." Just kidding I didn't care about Star Wars before the new episodes came out, come at me. Ziyad, Ilya and Jimmy must puzzle together and find the donut hole of our beloved host... Wait scratch that.. that's... Anyways this movie is full of twists and turns and much like a donut.. it's very satisfying. I'll stop now.

Match 3, three new friends join Ksan into our examination of his strange taste in things. The Menu is a sleeper hit. Watch this movie before listening to this episode.. Go now. This episode will still be here when you get back.

Have you watched it yet?

Watch it. Do it. It's amazing that's all I'll say. It is a horror movie however so be aware of that. Next up is "Knives Out" followed by "Isle of Dogs."

Join us in the Finale of Match 2, Allen, Tracy and Ksan's Mom go head-to-head to determine who knows Ksan's likes and dislikes best culminating with a modern retelling of an English Class Staple; The Scarlett Letter, or Easy A. Written by Bert V. Royal, which is slightly scary, "Oh God a man writing a teen comedy whose main character is a woman?" But thankfully this isn't one of those movies. A movie with a quick sense of humor and lovable characters abounds, quite a rarity especially for 2010's standards. If you haven't do yourself a favor and watch this movie.

Round 2 Between Allen, Tracy and Ksan's Mother. A much more cutthroat game for a very not cutthroat movie. Willow is one of the few good movies that has George Lucas's name on it and I'm not ashamed to say that. A fantasy adventure akin to "Princess Bride" or "Lord of the Rings" with an unlikely leading man, Warwick Davis who carries this movie, much like Elora Danan, on his back. This movie is a treat and is currently the Best Movie our beloved host has been forced to watch.

Join a new set of guests as they vie for the respect of Ksan, starting with Nic Cage's personal favourite performance. Is this anyone else's favourite performance of Nic Cage? Doubtful. Between an entirely ridiculous accent and a plot that makes little sense, you will mostly like this movie if you like "The Room" or "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" if you dislike either of those movies do not watch this movie.

Trigger warning of Sexual Assualt and Verbal Abuse towards women, in the movie. In the podcast, mentions of Sexual Assualt and Verbal Abuse towards women.

Join us in the Final Game of the first Match. Judge Dredd (1995) is an okay film if you're not a fan of the 2000 AD Comics. If you are a fan, hoo boy, avoid this movie. This is the final match of our first three guests: Ellen, Luxby, and Roxanne, who will be the first champion in knowing what is right and wrong with our Host's movies.