"I hope you didn't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!"/
I hope I never get involved with a girl like Heather Mills!/
Clinton can't remember which hole he played last!/
go hide in a church, lawbreaker/
It's not racism; It's that you're poor/
2 Palestinians walk into a bar.../
"ah, they blow up so fast!"/
Is carrying a purse dog the definition of "hot"?/
FOOTBALL is a privilege; Not a punishment/
Dr Pepper doesn't get a period./
The Governator vetoes gay history