Robots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy.
In this episode of KUMP, Ray & Lucie unpack:– The world’s first humanoid robot marathon– A ride that turns Pompeii into a theme park– How to fix volcanoes with giant garbage pipes– The return of viral stunts (and the launch of our own)
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comedy podcast, satire, current events, Ray Kump, AI, volcanoes, ice bucket challenge, viral stunts, absurdist humor, leprosy, robots, tech, dystopia
00:00 — Robots, Volcanoes & Civilization Collapse
01:15 — The Humanoid Half-Marathon (And Why It’s Bleak)
05:00 — iPads vs Human Dignity at McDonald’s
08:00 — Can We Afford a $6K Robot Co-Host?
11:15 — Volcano Hacks: Ray’s Lava-Cement Solution
15:10 — Roosevelt Island Garbage Tubes & History Rant
18:45 — Should We Bring Back Lepers? (Bit Gets Out of Hand)
22:10 — The KUMP Cure: Kiss-a-Homeless-Man Challenge
26:30 — Ice Bucket Challenge Returns, Kinda
28:30 — What Even Is ALS? (And Why Lou Gehrig Got Robbed)
31:00 — Toxic Friendship Advice Involving Lasagna
34:00 — Feed Your Friend Until She’s Powerless
37:00 — Life Advice: Never Get Sick or Expect Anything
39:30 — Passionate Kisses for Social Change
42:00 — The Homeless Challenge: Clooney, Erdogan, and Leprosy
45:30 — Can You Sue Someone for a Hashtag?
47:00 — Vaccine Rants, Polio Carnage & The First Car Crash
50:00 — FDR vs The Depression: A KUMP-Style Debate
53:00 — The Ice Bucket Scam & Return of Viral Stunts
56:00 — What Would Your Robot Butler Do?
59:00 — Wrapping Up: Subscribe, Patreon, and Robot Apocalypse