We'll show you ours If You Show Me Yours! Season 9 wraps up with a trip to the bowling alley in Canadian slasher film Gutterballs. 

During an after-hours competition at the Xcalibur Bowling Centre, the rival teams of Steve and Jamie, two embittered friends, will engage in a fight over Lisa, a sassy girl whom Steve used to date. Sooner or later, things will take a bad turn, as Lisa will be assaulted by all four members of Steve's team and she will be sadistically raped after having forgotten her purse in the bowling alley.

On the following night, the bowling groups will return to continue where they left off, however, a mysterious entry on the scoreboard by the initials BBK and the menacing presence of a man wearing a bowling ball leather case as a mask, will soon turn this disco bowling night into a bloody death match, as the deranged serial killer is vengefully taking them down one by one. By morning, the floors are bound to be slippery. 

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB rolls a spare and grabs some pizza to close out this season. Stay tuned at the end as the KFEB boys pick next season!

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The Domination37 35 35 32 34 86.5

Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

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Cheerleaders373433323685

Flesh Gordon343637312983.5

Wolf Guy352839323383.

We'll show you ours If You Show Me Yours! Season 9 cons you into listening to another episode with the classic Trick Baby.

In this adaptation of an Iceberg Slim novel, "Blue" Howard (Mel Stewart) and "White Folks" (Kiel Martin) are two con men in Philadelphia. Blue is an older black hustler who raised White Folks and taught him "the con". White Folks is the son of a black mother who is a prostitute and a white father. "White Folks" complexion is light enough for him to pass as a white man which gives him an advantage in the con. The duo exploit the dynamics between whites and blacks to achieve their cons. "Blue" usually plays a vulnerable black man being exploited by "White Folks" which allows Folks to gain the credibility needed to pull off the con.

While Folks' skin color has various implications in society and is crucial to the con that the pair runs, it does not impact the relationship between Blue and Folks. Due to Folks' ability to pass, the pair pull off the biggest score of their lives. Before they can collect the money, a previous con complicates things. Unbeknownst to them their previous victim had mob ties and now they have run afoul of the Mafia and a corrupt cop. They must decide whether to leave town or risk their lives to collect the $130,000 from their most brilliant con. 

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB again wonders if films that do pass the test of objective quality have trouble getting high on the boogaloo scale.

 

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The Domination37 35 35 32 34 86.5

Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

We'll show you ours If You Show Me Yours! Season 9 goes Among The Shadows as Lindsay Lohan stars in a mash-up of Underworld and The West Wing! 

When her uncle is murdered, Kristy Wolfe, private eye, werewolf, and winner of the 2015 Kate Beckinsale lookalike contest, realizes that there is a dangerous war brewing within the underworld. Hired by Patricia Sherman (Lindsay Lohan) to investigate the politically-motivated attack, Wolfe must use her innate instincts to unravel the case and stay alive long enough to unmask the conspiracy.

And yes, the werewolf is name Wolfe. That's about the level of the room for this flick. 

Political intrigue, werewolves that never turn into wolves, and vampires that only vamp keep the story going in this low-budget flick that sat on the shelf for years before finally hitting video on demand in early 2019. Mixed reactions from the KFEB boys as they get into side debates about werewolves in pop culture and just why Jim is such a fan of the Lohan.

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB as they try to figure out just how many shooting days Lindsay spent in front of a green screen for this vampire v werewolf political thriller! Over/Under is 3. 

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The Domination37 35 35 32 34 86.5

Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

Flesh Gordon

Meets The

We'll show you ours If You Show Me Yours! Season 9 stops living and gets mixed up with The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? 

Free-spirited Jerry, his girlfriend Angela, and his buddy Harold head out for a day at a seaside carnival. In one venue, a dance number is performed by Marge, a superstitious alcoholic who drinks before and between shows, and her partner, Bill Ward, for a small audience. Backstage, Marge sees a black cat and, disturbed by its appearance, visits powerful carnival fortune-teller Estrella to find out what it means. In her fortune-telling booth, Estrella predicts death for Marge, who runs out, terrified, past Jerry, Angela, and Harold. The three decide to have their fortunes told. Estrella predicts "a death near water" for someone close to Angela.

After leaving Estrella's booth, Jerry sees Estrella's sister Carmelita, a stripper who hypnotizes him with her icy stare, and he is compelled to see her act. Angela leaves the carnival, disgusted, with Harold in tow. After the show, Jerry is tricked backstage into Estrella's room with a note and she turns Jerry into a zombie by hypnotizing him with a spiraling wheel. Jerry then goes on a violent overnight rampage of which he will have no memory, killing Marge and fatally wounding Bill. 

Interspersed through the film are several song-and-dance production numbers in the carnival's nightclub, with songs like "Choo Choo Ch'Boogie" and "Shook Out of Shape."

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB gets hypnotized by the dance numbers. Oh so many dance numbers. Possibly even too many. 

After listening check in with The Octagon, our on-going ranking of the movies covered in KFEB.

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Miami Connection383836303186...

We'll show you ours If You Show Me Yours! Season 9 dances along with Skidoo, Otto Preminger's take on hippie drug culture. Which stars the least hippy-like cast you can imagine! 

Tough Tony Banks (Jackie Gleason) is a malcontent mobster who is perpetually at odds with his wife, Flo (Carol Channing). When Tony receives an unusual assignment from a crime lord known as God (Groucho Marx), he reluctantly accepts and must get himself arrested and incarcerated with the sole purpose of killing an imprisoned convict (Mickey Rooney). Tony's mission gets completely derailed, however, when he accidentally takes acid and has a mind-expanding experience that leads to an ambitious escape plan. Meanwhile, Banks' daughter gets caught up in the hippy life in San Francisco and gets her mind expanded and her belly painted . 

The cast also includes Frankie Avalon, Frank Gorshin, George Raft, Burgess Meredith, and Peter Lawford. Yes, you read that right. The cast in this hippy film is a who's-who of 1950s and pre-hippy 1960s pop culture. For some reason. Though they don't share a stage, it is great to see Marx and Rooney trade quips. 

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB sings along with the dance numbers, paints our bodies with the hippies, and treasures this last screen appearance of the great Groucho Marx.

At the end of the episode, the KFEB boys pick the theme for Season 10!

After listening check in with The Octagon, our on-going ranking of the movies covered in KFEB.

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Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

We'll show you ours If You Show Me Yours! We crack the spine of season 9 with what is widely-considered the rarest VHS tape ever, Tales From The Quadead Zone.

Auctioning at time for thousands of dollars (but currently findable on Youtube), Tales From the Quadead Zone is a classic of ultra-ultra-low-budget film making. Distributed by hand around the director's state, the film has found an audience among b-movie fans for decades. 

Actress Shirley Latanya Jones returns from director Chester Novell Turner's first film (Black Devil Doll from Hell) to be in front of Turner's camcorder. She reads two spooky tales to the ghost of her dead son, Bobby. The first is a series of bloody family dinners where no one knows how to cut a sandwich in half. And the second story features a zombie clown from Hell and the strangest revenge plot you'll ever see. When we finally return to Shirley, she has a confrontation with her hot-headed boyfriend, and there's a bloody finale as the cops arrive. 

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB journeys to the Quadead Zone! What's a Quadead? We haven't the faintest idea! But it's a zone, you can be sure of that. Really zone'y. All the zone. If you find out what a Quadead is, let us know on Instagram!!

After listening check in with The Octagon, our on-going ranking of the movies covered in KFEB.

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Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

We'll show you ours If You Show Me Yours! This time up we have a real, proper, no fooling b-movie! It's Universal's The Monolith Monsters, slowly making their way to a screen near you! 

Government geologist Dave Miller returns to his office in San Angelo to find it wrecked, strewn with black rocks along with his fellow geologist, Ben, dead, seemingly turned to stone. He can make little sense of it, nor can the local doctor diagnose what killed his colleague. When the Simpson farm is destroyed - also covered with the same black rocks - they find little Ginny Simpson as the only survivor. She too is afflicted, with her right hand turned to stone and spreading. When they transfer her to Los Angeles, Dave calls on his former professor, Arthur Flanders, who concludes the rock has to be a meteorite. What they soon learn is that the rocks grow when in contact with water - and the growing rocks are on a path directly to San Angelo, with only a few hours to find a way to stop them. 

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB runs from the very slow-moving monoliths that are sort of probably affected by water but in a good an bad way!

 

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The Domination37 35 35 32 34 86.5

Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

Flesh Gordon

Meets The

Cosmic

Cheerleaders373433323685

We'll show you ours, If You Show Me Yours! Season 9 kicks off with a documentary that is staged, but in a squared circle. It's the 1985 wrestling film I Like to Hurt People featuring Andre The Giant, Dusty Rhodes, Sky Low Low, and more! 

This mix of documentary and hokey acting has built a cult following in and out of the wrestling world, but it is admired by longtime wrestling fans. Increasingly rare, this film is out of print on dvd, so take a trip over to our YouTube channel to give it a view!

The original idea was to film a horror movie called Ringside in Hell. When the horror aspect was dropped, it would become Ringside. Stories were built around real life wrestling matches. Bryan Greenberg has obtained most of the original footage, shot in the mid-'70s, and hopes within the next few years to release the movie close to the original concept. Funding was lacking and the movie was put on the backburner. It was to Greenberg's surprise when the movie was released on video and laserdisc in 1985 under the title I Like To Hurt People.

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB does a heel turn and proves that when it comes to our listeners, we do like to hurt people. 

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The Domination37 35 35 32 34 86.5

Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

Flesh Gordon

Meets The

Cosmic

Cheerleaders373433323685

Season 8: Simply the B-Est! wraps up with Samurai Cop, the final film from legendary director Amir Shervan. A passion project and almost-lost classic of the VHS era, Samurai Cop is a hilarious ride. 

When Japanese organized crime embeds itself within LA, the police turn to one man to take down the deadly Yakuza - martial artist Joe Marshall, aka "The Samurai." With his fearless swagger and rock hard jaw, The Samurai tears a two-fisted hole through the mob and doesn't stop until the job is done. 

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB close out a season of the B-Est and announce the films coming in Season 9: If You Show Me Yours!

After listening check in with The Octagon, our on-going ranking of the movies covered in KFEB.

 

 

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de! Thanks for joining the show for the eighth season of Kung Fu Electric Boogaloo as we bring you the best of the B-est! 

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The Domination37 35 35 32 34 86.5

Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

Flesh Gordon

Meets The

Cosmic

Cheerleaders373433323685

Flesh Gordon343637312983.5

Wolf Guy352839323383.5

Deadly Prey393339322383

Sean S. Cunningham (Friday the 13th) directs The New Kids, a revenge flick starring James Spader and Lori Loughlin. Season 8: Simply the B-Est! heads to southern Florida for a tale of drug-crazed lunatics!

When the parents of Abby McWilliams and her brother Loren are killed in an accident, it's decided that Abby and Loren live in Glenby, Florida with their Aunt Fay and Uncle Charlie who own a gas station and an amusement park. Loren and Abby don't have much trouble making friends at their new high school. Loren starts dating Karen, the local sheriff's daughter while Abby starts dating Mark. Loren feels uncomfortable when he sees Dutra, a blond-haired drug dealer, harassing Abby in the lunchroom (Spader at his most evil). Dutra and Loren's feud escalates until Dutra forces a showdown at the amusement park by kidnapping Abby. 

As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.

So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB stop in at one of the many Santa's villages peppering the south!

After listening check in with The Octagon, our on-going ranking of the movies covered in KFEB.

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Ninja III:

The Domination37 35 35 32 34 86.5

Miami Connection383836303186.5

Samurai Cop383238323385.5

Frankenhooker333432324085.5

Flesh Gordon

Meets The

Cosmic

Cheerleaders373433323685

Flesh Gordon343637312983.5

Wolf Guy352839323383.5