In this minute we discover the infamous Crane school, known for its construction side business, as we meet some of our heroes future colleagues for the first time. I also talk about some of the technical aspects in productions such as this, and why dubs are really weird.

In this minute The Chosen One reveals his latest weapon against the forces of darkness, and a rather disturbing attack that shouldn't be physically possible.

I'm also joined by my very first guest co-host Kaneda Cruz of Rebel Empire Workshops, where we discuss classic Martial Arts movies and buttholes.

In this minute The Chosen One is attacked by an overwhelming force and must use all this cunning to fight back. I'm also joined by my very first guest co-host Kaneda Cruz of Rebel Empire Workshops, where we discuss classic Martial Arts movies and buttholes.

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In this minute we start to see how an adult The Chosen One fairs against multiple attackers, as well as his fabulous tailoring skills.

In this minute we're still setting up this world and we finally get to see adult The Chosen One show off his funky animal kung fu, plus I talk some b.s. about other stuff like usual.

In this admittedly rather boring minute we talk about exposition, when jokes fail, and the oppressive murder ball that will eventually destroy us all.

The Chosen One escapes his former home (set ablaze by Master Pain) by rolling down an extremely rocky hillside, where he meets a mysterious peasant woman. Will she be the loving nurturing influence he needs to help guide him towards his destiny? or will she just toss him aside to fend for himself.

In this episode I get overly excited talking about Anachronisms and Cinematography, and some stuff happens in the movie.

In this minute we discuss the disgusting abomination on screen, and I'm not referring to Master Pain's moustache.