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  • {A Pattern of Predictability.}

    You've got some issues

    And that's totally hot

    I'm totally spoiled rotten

    I am

    Totally thought

    I want to be free

    That's what I want

    I want to be free

    Two, one

    I want

    I want I want

    Dime a dozen

    Shoes for dollops

    Cost and markets

    Hot sauce

    Call the cops on em

    What you wanted

    Dratch

    Knee highs

    Strawberry milkshake

    “Delicious looking drink”

    Check out big Jimmy!

    No, he's kind of mean.

    The networks work for the advertisers;

    The advertisers work for the corporations

    The corporations work for the politicians.

    Who do you sponsor?

    Who do you sponsor?

    I don't know; I just like this brand of soap.

    Gets the job done.

    SETH MaYERS sits backstage clutching his golden spiraled notebook nervously and schoolgirlish, looking into the audience.

    Oh my gosh. It can't be!

    MeanWhile,

    ADAM SANDLER finds the real life version of the remote control from Click. And it works.

    …okay…

    He clocks “mute” everything does.

    ADAM

    This is fucked up.

    MAYA RUDOLPH does not like space travel.

    MAYA

    I want— to go—home now.

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    C'cxell Soleïl

    1 hr 12 min
  • kks.

    I missed valentines,

    Easter

    Consumer holidays

    I had stamps for the aunt

    Then I woke up,

    They went away

    Then again

    Consumerism,

    Then again

    It's just a spending trick

    Do you need this?

    Gürū delivered

    Put out music as Blū Tha Gürū?

    Might be easier to find.

    I always thought of Blu Tha Gürū as just my producer name— not the name that I would be known by— but -Ū. Was nearly, even the way it was stylized—

    ED

    WOAH.

    —impossible to find. Unless for whatever reason I really was being shadow banned. All of my work seemed almost invisible. I knew there were hackers dedicated to this sort of thing— but then, logically and logistically speaking: why was I being targeted? To whom did I appear important or a threat? And— why allocate precious resources to belittling my efforts? I had tried everything else and was no longer trying to get noticed; I was just making what I was making without a having-to-do with who to impress or for what, but I was still minding my manners…and my business.

    I gotta see if anyone made my golden shower joke.

    What.

    Bro, if you do the whole house in gold does this not include the shower.

    There ought to be a golden shower.

    Please god almighty if someone didn't make this joke and I have to make it myself…

    It is a wonderful time to become a comedian. Probably even the best.

    This guy is hilarious. Anybody else think so?

    NO.

    Oh. Let me shut up, then.

    Shh, be quiet.

    Kks.

    Things move fast in the industry.

    New news and new happenings.

    Are you or are you not of out caliber?

    Non.

    Are you, or are you not a reporter

    Or

    Journalist

    Anchorman

    Showhost?

    ..

    apparently, the boat is real .

    Apparently,

    Give me those.

    What.

    You lost— give me those.

    No. Those are my coins.

    Not your coins. I'm the winner. Give me.

    What!

    Yo! That unreasonably tall leprechaun just jacked my coins.

    What!

    That's what I said.

    These are not my cards;

    The third king has fallen!

    I've missed christmases, birthdays,

    And cursed days

    Inside of a helmet

    Check the Talmud;

    The author are I

    Hathor, in living color

    No more, word from

    Spiderdust fallen

    And no one was chosen

    The golden number.

    The golden number.

    But look, I don't love her.

    High priestess in the opposite

    Repent your oppression.

    The withered weather calls for nothing

    Are I?

    Not one!

    Doctor.

    Heart of swords

    Typical prototype

    Insolent intergers

    Recently?

    Listen, pentagram

    I have had you

    In another form

    But ugly in the one I lost

    With luck your daughter cometh forward

    With work and towards the dumb apocalypse

    Listen, shattered soldiers

    Be you weakened my my fury

    Doctor

    Chaos

    Springfield

    Listen here, your art

    Has come apart at us

    The radio tower

    Radio tower

    Radio cities

    And radio tower

    Radio tower

    Radio tower

    Radio frequencies

    Radio tower

    Ephiphany!

    Promises!

    Sir Jyre!

    Primroses.

    I give you my artform.

    Or none.

    Or artword.

    Will you?

    Starfire.

    And then some.

    Has he wakened?

    Chatterboxes, chatterboxes.

    You are a psycho.

    Where did you get that word from.

    …the lower realms.

    I like it, what means you?

    Nothing hither left to succumb.

    Then.

    I are— psycho.

    Well. Close enough.

    Why I love white peopl:

    White people words.

    Scadattle.

    Banboozled.

    Finagled.

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    C'cxell Soleïl

    7 min
  • kks.

    [FREESTYLE]

    Lyrics/Transcription:

    Lost my spot.

    I should I'm off the clock, but I've been thinking a lot.

    I've been thinking a lot;

    and tweaking the plot.

    I've been pink—

    I'm still in the box.

    I got snarf goggles;

    Trying to get a box of wobbles going.

    I feel awful;

    I should probably walk it off

    —or maybe dance,

    did the truffle shuffle.

    Did I stutter

    or did I mumble, mumble?

    Maybe I should skip this feeder or hit

    shuffle, shuffle,

    maybe I should just get a bag of ruffles—

    Ruffles.

    Now that sounds like the business.

    Yeah, cheddar and sour cream, man why are they orange, though?

    The cheddar and sour cream, man.

    It's pre season; don't need reason to get a recent or revenge, because eventually everything changes.

    I'm rearranging my strangeness. I've been up for days in this A-List, but hey, this:

    I still missed Los Angeles. but I just went back there. It's just been, what, past few months? New York sets in fast.

    Yeah. it does and then it gets…

    and then it gets under your skin.

    We're up against the wall like a pile—

    (A pile of bricks is.)

    Pile of brickses. *nervous laughter*

    My elixir is this; laughter is the best medicine, so I've been getting in my head a bit because that's where the lettuce is.

    The lettuce? Yeah, you know, like water and salad.

    I don't have a Brooklyn accent right now.

    I've been in my cornerZ

    I'm American as a gets man. I'm Californian, bro.

    So shut the fuck up and just smoke something.

    I should probably tell a joke or something,

    I should…

    I should—

    — I should

    I should…

    I should.

    THE KIDD

    Well, if I would I would Chuck wood.

    I got buck to buck buck stuttering again, huh?

    Well, I couldn't give a fuck.

    — if it's not making any money, so uh pardon me, honey. —

    I gotta get to the the to uh—

    the…

    Where is there to go?

    To maybe like Wonderland or better yet, Ultra.

    Better yet —maybe uh, well, what's in my notebook?

    Not rap.

    Not rap. but I guess I could get a pack of gum for that, huh?

    [a one dollar bill]

    Shit.

    I'm like a battery for those assholes;

    I should just go back to Alaska where that shit's still frozen.

    It's still frozen for like another two, three, what? four, five, six months, bro.

    , just rolling fucking winter. I know somebody from moved there, bro.

    Where is that place called?

    Kaktovik. It's a place.

    It's just always snowing.

    —and,

    [population: 247.

    Most of them are polar bears]

    I don't know where to go next, but it's not gonna be this corner in New York, because I've been so sick up in this hole, but I've been doing my projects so last's cool.

    Yeah, those assholes.

    You might need an enema if I get into you, cause you're the enemy if you're like a splinter, bro.

    Damn, when's the last time you had a splinter?

    I don't know. I'm like 400!

    Eventually, you just figure out how to not get fucking wood in your —

    cervix.

    Yeah.

    Eventually, you figure that out.

    And it feels good.

    It feels good like I like I like I—I solved it.

    But I promise you can't time travel with no equation.

    There's no combination of things you can do.

    So what's your destination?

    [nineteen hundred and forty-eight, then]

    1948 then.

    It's really hard not to rap about race, man. It really is.

    It's hard to not rap about rats,

    Race, or class, or war.

    What happened?

    What happened?!

    What happened!??

    I quit rapping, cause I work hard and I fit the program,

    I—

    I don't wanna daughter. I don't I really don't. I know that you know why? ‘

    cause I saw a deep throat.

    Ahahaha— OH SHIT.

    Oh, no.

    What the fuck?

    Yo, what the fuck is it going on right now?

    Oh shit. oh shit.

    DAAAAAAAAAMN!

    Oh, it's breakfast time!

    What the fuck is this fucking oh shit? You know what?

    We're skipping this!

    That's a cool commercial, but, you know what, fuck it.

    That was crazy.

    What the fuck?

    What the fuck, man?

    I don't know.

    Whatever, dog.

    What the fuck was that oh, you know what?

    Oh, you know what?

    I just opened up my notebook to Nofucks.

    Sure.

    I just opened up my whole world to horcruxes and uh horrors— and luxury apartments, but I just got stop it.

    But I just can't help it because you just can't help me and I'm just fucking— man!

    AAANNNNNNND— that's what happens when you like candles on Saturdays!

    FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON O/P

    (From an exterior dimension)

    Light candles on Saturdays.

    V.O.

    Got it.

    O/PCONT'D

    V.O.

    Then I opened up a can of spam and just forgot. and then I went back and it was still good.

    FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON

    So I thought, why not?

    CC/FINI/BLU

    (From a distant parallel, looking in the mirror)

    Okay, but I'm gonna HAVE some questions.

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    But after breakfast…

    did I write something vaguely familiar here?

    Ah, yes! Something about the—

    It doesn't matter.

    because I'm not Earth, man,

    I could use some, herb, man.

    Yerbabmate.

    No thanks.

    I'm more of like a, you know, earth and dirt man.

    More like a 'I don't flirt'man.

    I just put my hand where I ought to not.

    (That should do it. )

    Okay. I brought the Jew with you.

    Well, good riddance to neighbors who like screw with you!

    (I think they get paid to!)

    Manc

    You get played in section eight, because that's right.

    They hate you when you're Kool Aid.

    They hate you in your cool shades.

    They hate you when you're too late.

    BP

    time. Or maybe just CP time,

    SUPER JEW ACCOUNTAINT

    (To Sunnï Blū)

    it's EP time?!

    I'm pretty sure they're gonna fucking label it an album, anyway.

    I always do that. I mean for it to be an EP, but they're like, no, it's you man. I am a you- man.

    Fucjthat. I'm not one man.

    I think I'm two men.

    That's too bad.

    I gotta get some new shoes, man. I gotta make some new rules, man.

    Cause, I've been feeling stupid.

    What about you, Cupid?

    That's too cool, man.

    That's fuel, ma'am.

    If I'm a battery, I gotta like, you know, recharge!

    I gotta think hard about these retards because they be snarfing.

    alort.

    (Snarfing alot.)

    In my head, I'm just surfing alert.

    surf alert?

    Yeah. but I'm in New York, so it's a curb alert, for sure.

    Phineas and ferb alert.

    I Phineas nd Ferb.

    Yeah. what rhymes with the Phineas and Ferb?!

    a lot.

    but I'm still fucking stuck in my

    Hunh?!

    What? Nothing.

    I'm still in the neighborhood where the getting's good,

    (but it hasn't been)

    I'm still in the,

    “what is that? hazmat suit or a husband?”

    I'm still in the “Na, thanks”.

    I'm a nanocchip.

    I'm still in the ho rob is kind of a mammoth one.

    It's where the mammoth wind.

    (((I hear it in my sleep sometimes— just a beat.))))

    Just a beat, that's true.

    I used to eat meat

    now I just repeat,

    okay. I used to eat meat now I just New York, so I beat beef,

    beep, beep, beep,

    HONK-HONK.

    And I still kind of want a dog, but I've been fixated on this prized hog from my dreams for the book.

    [pause]

    No, that is not a hepatitis C commercial.

    That's too cool!

    M mm. Y'all need to dump that down.

    What the 4 I was like chic.

    That was chic for hepatitis C!

    which I'm sure is preventable if you're just not dirty, like NYC!!!!

    EW.

    Yes, NYC EE, I NYCU, cause I L Y NY U, hi U.

    I heard you're getting a degree, so try try to get try to get B's instead of hepatitis be.

    Try to get A's instead of bl- blimy.

    I've been trying. no Cockney thug.

    I've been trying,

    I've been I haven't been tryinging so much as like laughing because

    I just don't give a fuck.

    I just don't give four leaf clovers.

    That is a lot of good luck, a guy whole patch of them.

    A whole patch of a

    Damn it.

    Great, that was like, no.

    That fantastic. almost forgot that was

    a fid of fidget spinner?

    fictional fictional character.

    Named

    [Patrick Kirkpatrick]

    Name Bro, I've been thinking about this, too, but like, okay, I've been thinking about you, but I'm like, yo, what if what if I'm like sunny blue?

    SUNNI BLU

    What if I'm a fictional character?

    And I'm just like, all this weird shit happens and then I'm like, oh, this cause I'm like in a I'm like in a book or something.

    It would be delusional thinking to think you're in a movie all the time.

    It is delusional, but there is a studio right down the block, you know?

    and there's a studio right down the block again. Just like anywhere I walk.

    There's like —anywhere I walk and so talk at the same time.

    I usually don't. I just try to shut the fuck up when I'm in Brooklyn because it reminds me of the Bronx sometimes, you know?

    Sometimes, you know?

    Sometimes, you know.

    and sometimes you don't.

    And sometimes the curiosity killed the cats, so just don't watch,

    no pay attention to what you're not part of

    but you're part of it all.

    I got no attention for half hearted-squatters, squatters.

    Oh, no.

    Squatters, hepatitis se and Herpes.

    Hpatitis C

    because we're just freestyleing.

    We're not, you know, really like being serious about this thing.

    No, not really.

    No, not really

    . Yo. get your degree with no appetit C.

    You're trying to make me envy you; but I kind of envy me,

    because I'm the MVP true.

    One time I tried to get on MTV.

    And I think they're still following me.

    like, maybe.

    I shop at…

    (

    No, I don't.)

    I shop by old Navy.

    Sometimes, you know, like around the Fourth of July

    BIGGIE, but -Ū.

    when my mama made me!!

    , that's true, I was conceived on the fourth of July.

    I came to a firework.

    And now I get fired when I try to work.

    I want to not fight a lot.

    I I really want to smoke some weed. I'm not

    gonna lie. I really want to smoke some weed.

    I'm not gonna lie.

    I'm not gonna lie.

    I'm I'm not gonna lie, but you ever try to tell the truth and the truth hurts?.

    So I got two words:

    That was an infinite space.

    (Well, it could be any two words, really, after what I said before.)

    Damn. I got somewhere to go.

    No, no, I don't.

    I really don't. I got somewhere to be. I I just know it.

    I got nowhere to be.

    PETE DAVIDSON/ OR WHOEVER

    SHAPESHIFTER

    I'm bored.

    …I'm bored.

    DAH

    fuck! No,

    I'm not bored!

    I'm not bored, “oh lord”, I said to the lord, because, you know, I don't know how long you've been listening to the show but sometimes I'll talk about God, and how if you tell God you're bored, then God answers with things that

    —- certainly aren't boring.

    —Certainly I'm snoring.

    I'm for sure.

    Number four.

    is hostage paper. I swamped. told me so.

    This is weird. This is getting weird.. I'm, like, done. what the world.

    I'm thinking.

    What the world I'm thinking that I'm still writing.

    Ey! 22 minutes, 22 minutes wrap it up.

    That's it.

    That's there's there's an ad here.

    Do you wanna do,

    like outro? do outro, and then we'll fade out, though.

    Something's wrong with my eyes, man.

    I caught I gotta call at Heist, man. Heisenberg.

    Yeah. Heisin. I gotta close my eyes for the night, I think.

    I'm at work.

    Something's lurking.

    I was what Perkins?

    I don't know, Perkins. Perkins nah, not working. I gotade out.

    Okay.

    This Mixtape's not as good as the first one, but hey—

    first one rhymes with…???

    —per Perkins?

    SUNNI BLU

    Nah.

    All right. see you on the next one or whatever.

    L E G E N D S

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    I realized I had the ability to get really skinny, really fast.

    First, this just required me running out of rice.

    And pancakes.

    Shouldn't be hard.

    I've met emotional turmoil and rigid complete unconscious with the ripening fruit of need and desire in unideal environmental circumstances.

    Shouldn't be hard at all.

    Tales of a Superstar DJ

    I lie to my audience

    I have been miserable

    I've been exhausted

    I've been in circles

    Fatigue from motorcycles

    Terrorism, politics

    I'm in tension

    Hypertension

    Residents inspections

    I missed valentines,

    Easter

    Consumer holidays

    I had stamps for the aunt

    Then I woke up,

    They went away

    Then again

    Consumerism,

    Then again

    It's just a spending trick

    Do you need this?

    Gürū delivered

    Put out music as Blū Tha Gürū?

    Might be easier to find.

    I always thought of Blu Tha Gürū as just my producer name— not the name that I would be known by— but -Ū. Was nearly, even the way it was stylized—

    ED

    WOAH.

    —impossible to find. Unless for whatever reason I really was being shadow banned. All of my work seemed almost invisible. I knew there were hackers dedicated to this sort of thing— but then, logically and logistically speaking: why was I being targeted? To whom did I appear important or a threat? And— why allocate precious resources to belittling my efforts? I had tried everything else and was no longer trying to get noticed; I was just making what I was making without a having-to-do with who to impress or for what, but I was still minding my manners…and my business.

    I gotta see if anyone made my golden shower joke.

    What.

    Bro, if you do the whole house in gold does this not include the shower.

    There ought to be a golden shower.

    Please god almighty if someone didn't make this joke and I have to make it myself…

    It is a wonderful time to become a comedian. Probably even the best.

    This guy is hilarious. Anybody else think so?

    NO.

    Oh. Let me shut up, then.

    Shh, be quiet.

    Kks.

    Things move fast in the industry.

    New news and new happenings.

    Are you or are you not of out caliber?

    Non.

    Are you, or are you not a reporter

    Or

    Journalist

    Anchorman

    Showhost?

    ..

    apparently, the boat is real .

    Apparently,

    Give me those.

    What.

    You lost— give me those.

    No. Those are my coins.

    Not your coins. I'm the winner. Give me.

    What!

    Yo! That unreasonably tall leprechaun just jacked my coins.

    What!

    That's what I said.

    These are not my cards;

    The third king has fallen!

    I've missed christmases, birthdays,

    And cursed days

    Inside of a helmet

    Check the Talmud;

    The author are I

    Hathor, in living color

    No more, word from

    Spiderdust fallen

    And no one was chosen

    The golden number.

    The golden number.

    But look, I don't love her.

    High priestess in the opposite

    Repent your oppression.

    The withered weather calls for nothing

    Are I?

    Not one!

    Doctor.

    Heart of swords

    Typical prototype

    Insolent intergers

    Recently?

    Listen, pentagram

    I have had you

    In another form

    But ugly in the one I lost

    With luck your daughter cometh forward

    With work and towards the dumb apocalypse

    Listen, shattered soldiers

    Be you weakened my my fury

    Doctor

    Chaos

    Springfield

    Listen here, your art

    Has come apart at us

    The radio tower

    Radio tower

    Radio cities

    And radio tower

    Radio tower

    Radio tower

    Radio frequencies

    Radio tower

    Ephiphany!

    Promises!

    Sir Jyre!

    Primroses.

    I give you my artform.

    Or none.

    Or artword.

    Will you?

    Starfire.

    And then some.

    Has he wakened?

    Chatterboxes, chatterboxes.

    You are a psycho.

    Where did you get that word from.

    …the lower realms.

    I like it, what means you?

    Nothing hither left to succumb.

    Then.

    I are— psycho.

    Well. Close enough.

    Why I love white peopl:

    White people words.

    Scadattle.

    Banboozled.

    Finagled.

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    C'cxell Soleïl

    7 min
  • About U.

    Tales of a Superstar DJ

    I lie to my audience

    I have been miserable

    I've been exhausted

    I've been in circles

    Fatigue from motorcycles

    Terrorism, politics

    I'm in tension

    Hypertension

    Residents inspections

    Why are all these people so beautiful,

    And I am not?

    What i would give for eye lashes,

    Eyes,

    A smile,

    A torso,

    Tight skin

    But if i run a mile in my mind,

    I'm higher

    But the photobomb company would never hire me.

    I think i'm a lie.

    I don't know how unloaded I am

    I'd give my life for a smile,

    Eyes

    I'd give a mile for a heart world

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    C'cxell Soleïl

    3 min
  • God.

    God?

    Prod. by Blū Tha Gürü. (

    -Ũ.)

    Composed/Lyrics by C'cxell Soleïl

    I don't care at all.

    I don't care at all.

    What is your name?

    Where are you now?

    Why are you here?

    What are you bout?

    Is it for fame?

    Is it for clout?

    What is your name?

    Are you a God?

    Why are you here?

    What are you bout?

    Is it for fame?

    Is it for clout?

    (/Are you a clown?)

    Why are you here for?

    Where are you now?

    What is your name?

    Are you a God?

    What do you fear?

    Where are you now?

    What is your name

    (I'm on a Cloud)

    Where are you now

    (Are you a God?)

    What are you here for?

    (I'm not a God!)

    Where are you now?

    What is your name?

    Are you a God?

    Are you a God

    (I am a God)

    What is your name?

    (I am a God)

    What is your name?

    (I am a God/

    I'm not a God)

    Are you a God?

    (I'm on a cloud

    Are you a God?

    (I am a God)

    What is your name?

    (I don't want to talk about it)

    What is your name?

    (Tears of a Clown)

    (I don't want to talk about it)

    Are you a God?

    (I don't want to talk about it.

    I'm a God.

    (I don't want to talk about it.)

    RYAN REYNOLDS (as ‘BUTTERS')

    …looloo…

    STAN

    God, shut up, butters!

    BUTTERS

    I can't! I sing when I'm nervous!

    KYLE

    Shutup.

    BUTTERS

    Looloo—

    KYLE

    Come on, butters! Quiet!

    …

    [beat]

    BUTTERS

    …looo—

    *!#*^!!!!

    [The Festival Project ™]

    Get Lady Gaga off that horse!

    I'm incognito

    You're in my his[tory]

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    C'cxell Soleïl

    3 min
  • {actually.}

    Nobody put baby in a corner

    In the blue light, I deny you

    Why ask if you're alright

    When I'm still crumpled up behind you

    All publicity

    Stint

    My growth is altered

    I want love

    You

    i don't know how

    To

    I am a monster

    I am a monster

    Joel

    I am a monster

    Make me feel

    Holy lighti

    I divide my lifht

    Between

    Divine

    And

    Denial

    So I deny it

    Denial

    I hide you

    Why

    Cause I like you

    Let's blow things all out of proportion

    Media media

    Publicity stunt

    And a drunken stupor

    I got my God at Coachella night one

    I got my blinders on

    I got a knife in my pocket

    A1 steak sauce anyone

    Well done, Harper

    Well done, Onyx

    Now where goes the dolomite!

    Lodestones

    I lost one

    Carry on

    Four kings

    My stream of conciousness rocks out

    My people are earth and your people

    You see that?

    Reach out

    I'm only a comic, comet

    Reach out!

    I'm in denial

    No conciousness

    Alright? Harper

    Long road

    High Road

    Short ones.

    You like

    Tall blondes

    I like

    Waffles

    You know?

    Can't we all suffer morbidly?

    (I'm in denial)

    Write one

    Right one

    Higher up off the red carpet

    I'm looking for something?

    Nothing,

    Internet shopping,

    A long road

    The more would have I

    The more horrible

    I am a monster

    I am a monster

    I am a monster

    Devil next door, and I

    I am a monster

    I am a monster

    And one

    And one

    And one

    I sent an angel

    Or five

    I'm a monster

    I'm in denial

    I am a monster

    Bloody conciousness

    I'm in denial

    So I deny

    Monster

    So I deny it all

    Encore! Encore!

    Run the score up

    Could be anything you know

    Bloody stream of conciousness

    Bloody streams and

    —leave it up, then

    I do not believe it

    Pandemic,

    Actors and then

    Publicity stunts for nothing

    Robbers.

    I'm not even good enough to be good enough for you.

    Morbid.

    I made Billie Ellish laugh so hard,

    The whole world noticed;

    Then everybody wanted to know me,

    Numbers,

    She goes,

    “I love electronic music”

    I said,

    “I have a lot of it.”

    But I thought

    Not nearly enough of it,

    I thought

    Not nearly enough, I think.

    Not nearly enough

    What did you do with six cinder blocks

    And

    Stop it

    What did you do with six bricks

    And a fortune

    What do you with with my

    Headache?

    Stop it?

    I want nothing more than an encore,

    I told them

    An encore, I said

    Not the Renaissance

    Encore

    I promise:

    As awkward as it all got

    It's coming up

    For once my stream of conciousness

    Is into something

    Lover lover lover

    Keep them coming

    Roll the dice and

    Tell me something, Schubert

    Tell me something, Harvard

    Tell me something

    Tell me something

    Science

    Why I don't like you

    I watch the tonight show.

    I try to find you

    But find her

    And her and her

    At night I dream of him

    Joel

    Her

    And her and her

    Wanted a lover

    A show

    Her and her and her

    A son and a daughter

    A mode

    Her and her and her

    Here and there and on again

    I know her and her and her

    I like

    Her and her and her

    I love

    Her and her and her

    I know her and her and her

    I am her and her and her

    I wonder what would become of us

    All

    And the body

    Were we not so old

    Scrap metal

    Carry on while I call my son

    And wonder what in God

    Was left after us

    Hostile motive

    Wonder wonder

    I've got nothing left to ponder

    I want

    Mark

    God

    Dawn

    Nah

    Nothing kept secret left

    Ponder what, helmet

    Tell you what, Talmud

    I like the host of the what's it called

    Danger show

    Brothel

    Brothel

    Opera

    Opera

    May Day May Day

    May is coming

    So I August

    I want nothing more

    Than the great big mouse on magic mountain

    How's that?

    …

    Sam?

    Flatline?

    Don't leave us.

    Encore.

    Where's he going?

    Nothing.

    Awful.

    I've been drinking.

    How about not?

    And well, we're all against the tide when ocean's coming

    Aren't I, Hollywood?

    Great big swell and a sailboat

    Ugh, why am I mad?!

    That's the old goat!

    Rock and Roller.

    Hall of fame god.

    Prostitots and brothels

    Some chord and three thousand year old Google documents

    What you want us!

    All I was worth was

    A special on

    $200, just under

    What did you want?

    An umbrella?

    I told you, the shit show was coming now

    Cry me a river!

    Cry me a river!

    Cry me a river!

    New York was a sold out show

    In all non concious conformists

    Look at God Go.

    I was all at the surface

    Sure you wanted a Harper

    A harpist

    Pianist and

    I've got suffering!

    Call my son back!

    I've got window pains

    And window panes

    And widows makes the none of us

    I might as well have died when I lost

    I might as well have died when I lost her

    — oh, but the husband had already had

    Her and her and her

    So no father was he to a daughter

    And she went beyond that,

    Calling for brother.

    Now who are I?

    Emotionally immature maggots.

    I sank ships over hatred

    I called mayday belatedly

    I show off in Morse code in a mouse head

    Now who's the helmet!!

    Now who's the—

    [BLACKOUT]

    [The Festival Project ™]

    Jimmy murmured somethin bout Joel

    Pilot took a plunge

    Now the old Rock is 1 for the 1 one

    Minus President Trump

    In the back of the car

    But if I pop the trunk

    Then we all have a gun in each hand,

    Huh punk?

    One for the road

    Bottle full of sauce

    I called the boss for the map

    And we all got lost on the run

    Interstate map as old as

    The all of us totaled up

    What does infinite cost?

    Two humps and a Tesla?

    Some hummas?

    A couple of rocks, and some hot sauce?

    All got a gun

    And we all got a God

    Can't we all get along

    Backroads, no Feds

    So it's all gonna cost

    Got a cot for the tour

    And a word for the world

    And a heart full of gold

    And a house full of fire

    Can't we all get a long

    Now we all got a God

    Call Conan,

    We all got a hook and a rod

    Call God, brah

    Nobody the friend to the world

    And we all got a girl

    And they all got problems

    Now we got a car

    On a train up a mountain

    A coin in the fountain

    A gun in each hand

    And a phone card

    Somebody call the opera

    Or better yet, Harpo, long God

    Long time

    We all got a song

    Somebody mumbled

    The troll to a hall far

    A hymn to a poem

    And a bump on a log

    Timber timber

    We all got garages

    Timber timber

    We all got a gun

    Timber timber

    We all got windfalls

    Windmills

    Blond dykes

    Klondikes

    Assholes

    Mayday

    Long trucks

    All got blondes

    All got a God

    All got a soul

    All made of gold

    And we all got goals here, miners

    Mumble the words of the poem

    Somebody left a voicemail

    At one point, though

    We all had a mom

    At one point though,

    We all had a blonde

    At one point, though we all got a God

    At one point though,

    We all got a song

    Now all we got is cars

    Long roads

    And guns

    At one point, though,

    We all got along

    At one point though

    We all fell in love

    At one point though we all had a

    Mom

    Now I'm so polar

    Bearr's on the run

    But we all got a song

    And we all got a thought

    And we all got God

    Now we all get along

    In the cars

    With the guns

    On the road

    With the blondes

    Cause we all got a song

    And we all got Moms

    And they all got blonde hair

    Moms got a gun,

    Hey,

    Mom's got a song,

    Hey,

    Mom's got a son,

    Hey,

    Mom's got a thought,

    Hey,

    Mom's got a God,

    No, mom's just a God,

    Huh,

    That's what you want,

    By the light of the sun

    And the sound of a gun

    And we all got a rap

    And we all got problems

    All got long days

    All got wants

    And we all got a God, so

    God's got problems.

    — I gotta solve em.

    Psychic tears and solvents—

    What do you want Joel?

    I got problems,

    I got a son!

    I got ten songs out,

    Ten albums so far,

    Nobody loves them

    Nobody loves me,

    I got problems,

    I got nothing

    I got too much to really be loveless,

    Yet,

    Here I am,

    Just watching

    WHAT.

    Call up my son,

    Ask him for a joke

    And the weather forecast

    I got a whole skeletal system of broken bones

    And a whole body cast

    Castrate this diamond,

    Call up the tin man—

    Tin man?!

    Cowardly lion

    And the straw hat,

    Call up the

    — what are those?

    Lollipops!

    No, I don't want that

    I just want a home with some tall grass.

    I'm really about to whoop this girl's assless ass and she knows that.

    She has to.

    Chilling in the bath though

    But

    Can't afford a bathrobe

    I collect

    Windfall

    I call the dolphins

    Shatter that asshole

    Staggered on stage, then

    Slandered my hammer,

    gathered up passwords

    X1, aren't I?

    Doctor?

    I've probably got a straw hat

    Don't have a heart, though

    Probably just a robot

    Somebody tried hard

    Guess I need a doctor

    Wombat?

    What?

    She looks like a wombat.

    Damn, dog.

    Bleed!

    I came from the world with the no sleep

    Bleed!

    I came from the world with the bonfires!

    Bleed!

    I parked my car in the palisades.

    Bonfires!

    I parked my car in the palisades!

    Bonfires!

    I pitched my tent in the Malibu mountains!

    Bleed!

    My coworker babysat in Calabasas!

    Bonfires!

    Pig and Whistle could spin slick but still doesn't own an apartment!

    Apartheid!

    Noah died on all of the story arcs, besides ours.

    Non partisan!

    I went to work on a cold hard Monday.

    Daughters!

    I wrote the poor some porridge, and they didn't want that!

    Pesticides!

    Still a stream of conciousness?

    I thought he was sober!

    Bonfires!

    I got no room for my heart,

    SO I CUT IT OUT

    BLEED.

    Fires.

    BLEED!

    Fires.

    BLEEEEED.

    Alright, you won.

    I need my medicine,

    Medicine, medicine

    I neee my medicine…

    Who are I, God?

    I need my medicine, medicine

    Medicine—

    I need my

    Really, a face with the Bandit?

    If Seth wants the role, he can have it.

    Which Seth?

    Exactly.

    Bad Son.

    Deadmau5

    Hats off—

    Actually, a helmet

    Actually, a deadman.

    Who cried lurking?

    Who calls Art Lord?

    Why, Sir Jyre!

    My art deposit's on John, man.

    Art world

    Awkward

    Harvard?

    Aavark?

    An assless advark.

    Don't stalk me when I'm hark the halrold hallmark cards and half washed alters!

    (The last day of Passover, Easter Sunday)

    Don't pseudoscience

    Your gross meds have no stream of conciousness at all

    Your meds have no conciousness at all.

    Why yes,

    I terminal hate you,

    Mr. famous

    We broke up at an airport over coffee

    I dream your head

    But never just the body

    That I yearn for

    I'm trapped inside a suffix

    That was earned from just a metaphor

    I grasp at mediocre,

    As Flo said

    “I would have aspired to be a struggling actress”

    I would aspire just to b an arifaft

    A sanctioned little blonde

    In front row

    VIP

    With the pasties on

    Oh afterparty?

    Models and bottles and bodies

    And blondes

    Brunettes and redheads

    And a couple of ours with extensions

    And a dye job

    Long legs

    Court covers

    And awards,

    Having proven subtle standards set by

    All of yours

    When all I want is

    Hallmark cards.

    Hold that thought.

    Rinse out the conditioner

    Do you get the picture or not?!

    I don't live here!

    Do you remember the fact that

    I've been here

    Just a minute in my time—

    Into you!

    It's infinite forever.

    Forever, we'll.

    Forever.

    Ten minutes in and I don't remember any of it.

    Ten mirrors ten men and ten hammers, the hammer.

    Ten tonsils, ten fingers, ten toes and my hall award

    Ten helmets, ten cars in garages

    Ten mortals

    Attention, attention

    I've written a symphony!

    Attention, attention!

    I'm living in misery!

    Attention, attention,

    My toys in my toolbox:

    Attention, attention,

    My girls and my others

    Attention?

    Attention!

    I'm ten minutes into this

    Attention, attention.

    I bet you'll remember this.

    Mission accomplished?

    Yes, major.

    Detective.

    Agent.

    But I won't.

    No, I'm not okay.

    I'll never hold my baby again.

    No, what's my shoe size?

    Too grand?

    So I hideaway

    Then, I'm a Marxist,

    Forgot my own mantras

    I'm probably home,

    But no address to mark it

    Off the map

    Off the grid

    What's I miss

    Nothing much here

    Contact works

    Contact breaks

    Contact lenses

    Like my hazels?

    Like my blue eyes?

    Are they gorgeous?

    Still, I'm darker

    Forge the caverns,

    Then, there's this flaw:

    Seven numbers

    You're just like God,

    Only darker

    What harm have I brought you?

    Called your wind

    Nothing but heartache

    Cried Agatha, a moan

    And then I will go,

    Becoming nameless in code and essence

    Where willI—?

    And then nothing at all?

    As one ceases to be,

    So the the other;

    The tale before time

    Of immortal lovers

    I'm incognito

    You're in my his[tory]

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    C'cxell Soleïl

    1 hr 20 min
  • [Masters of Disapproval.]

    I realized I had the ability to get really skinny, really fast.

    First, this just required me running out of rice.

    And pancakes.

    Shouldn't be hard.

    I've met emotional turmoil and rigid complete unconscious with the ripening fruit of need and desire in unideal environmental circumstances.

    Shouldn't be hard at all.

    Tales of a Superstar DJ

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    C'cxell Soleïl

    1 hr 17 min
  • Hot Little Number.

    The cacophony of New York City is legendary. Sirens, construction, the endless thrum of traffic – it's a soundscape that defines urban life. But for some residents, this constant barrage isn't just an annoyance; it's a source of profound suffering, potentially amounting to a form of sonic intrusion that has serious health consequences. The question arises: does the city, in its toleration of this extreme noise, owe its citizens a debt – a debt measured in lost health, diminished quality of life, and the very real psychological harm that noise pollution can inflict?

    The Science of Sound and Suffering

    The impact of noise on human health is well-documented. Peer-reviewed scientific journals have published numerous studies detailing the physiological and psychological effects of excessive sound.

    • Cardiovascular Health: The Journal of the American College of Cardiology has published research linking long-term exposure to traffic noise with an increased risk of hypertension, heart attacks, and stroke. The body's stress response, triggered by noise, can lead to chronic inflammation and damage to the cardiovascular system.
    • Sleep Disruption: The journal Sleep has featured studies demonstrating that noise interferes with sleep patterns, leading to insomnia, fragmented sleep, and reduced sleep quality. This, in turn, can contribute to a range of health problems, including impaired cognitive function, mood disorders, and weakened immune systems.
    • Mental Health: The World Health Organization (WHO) has recognized noise pollution as a significant environmental stressor. Research published in Environmental Health Perspectives has shown a correlation between noise exposure and increased rates of anxiety, depression, and other mental health issues. The constant bombardment of unwanted sound can overwhelm the brain's processing capacity, leading to feelings of helplessness, irritability, and emotional distress.
    • Cognitive Function: Studies have also shown that noise can impair cognitive function, affecting concentration, memory, and learning. This is particularly concerning for children, whose developing brains are especially vulnerable to the negative effects of noise.
    • Sonic and Musical "Torture": A Disturbing Precedent

      The idea that sound can be used as a tool of psychological manipulation or "torture" is not new. History, and indeed contemporary practice, offers disturbing examples.

      • Military Applications: The use of loud noise and music as a form of psychological operation (psyops) has been documented in various contexts. Reports and articles discuss the use of repetitive, loud music played for extended periods, aimed at disrupting sleep, disorienting individuals, and breaking down resistance.
        • While specific, detailed, and fully corroborated information on classified military operations is difficult to obtain, reports from organizations like Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International, along with academic studies of conflict zones, have discussed the use of sensory overload, including sound, as a tactic.
        • The concept is that prolonged exposure to such stimuli can create a state of extreme stress and psychological distress, potentially leading to long-term psychological consequences.
        • The U.S. Army Field Manual on Psychological Operations (FM 3-05.40) and similar documents from other nations, while not always explicitly detailing specific sonic methods, discuss the use of various stimuli to influence target audiences.
        • {Enter The Multiverse}

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          7 min
        • {The Immortal Cacophony}

          [FREESTYLE]

          Lyrics/Transcription:

          Lost my spot.

          I should I'm off the clock, but I've been thinking a lot.

          I've been thinking a lot;

          and tweaking the plot.

          I've been pink—

          I'm still in the box.

          I got snarf goggles;

          Trying to get a box of wobbles going.

          I feel awful;

          I should probably walk it off

          —or maybe dance,

          did the truffle shuffle.

          Did I stutter

          or did I mumble, mumble?

          Maybe I should skip this feeder or hit

          shuffle, shuffle,

          maybe I should just get a bag of ruffles—

          Ruffles.

          Now that sounds like the business.

          Yeah, cheddar and sour cream, man why are they orange, though?

          The cheddar and sour cream, man.

          It's pre season; don't need reason to get a recent or revenge, because eventually everything changes.

          I'm rearranging my strangeness. I've been up for days in this A-List, but hey, this:

          I still missed Los Angeles. but I just went back there. It's just been, what, past few months? New York sets in fast.

          Yeah. it does and then it gets…

          and then it gets under your skin.

          We're up against the wall like a pile—

          (A pile of bricks is.)

          Pile of brickses. *nervous laughter*

          My elixir is this; laughter is the best medicine, so I've been getting in my head a bit because that's where the lettuce is.

          The lettuce? Yeah, you know, like water and salad.

          I don't have a Brooklyn accent right now.

          I've been in my cornerZ

          I'm American as a gets man. I'm Californian, bro.

          So shut the fuck up and just smoke something.

          I should probably tell a joke or something,

          I should…

          I should—

          — I should

          I should…

          I should.

          THE KIDD

          Well, if I would I would Chuck wood.

          I got buck to buck buck stuttering again, huh?

          Well, I couldn't give a fuck.

          — if it's not making any money, so uh pardon me, honey. —

          I gotta get to the the to uh—

          the…

          Where is there to go?

          To maybe like Wonderland or better yet, Ultra.

          Better yet —maybe uh, well, what's in my notebook?

          Not rap.

          Not rap. but I guess I could get a pack of gum for that, huh?

          [a one dollar bill]

          Shit.

          I'm like a battery for those assholes;

          I should just go back to Alaska where that shit's still frozen.

          It's still frozen for like another two, three, what? four, five, six months, bro.

          , just rolling fucking winter. I know somebody from moved there, bro.

          Where is that place called?

          Kaktovik. It's a place.

          It's just always snowing.

          —and,

          [population: 247.

          Most of them are polar bears]

          I don't know where to go next, but it's not gonna be this corner in New York, because I've been so sick up in this hole, but I've been doing my projects so last's cool.

          Yeah, those assholes.

          You might need an enema if I get into you, cause you're the enemy if you're like a splinter, bro.

          Damn, when's the last time you had a splinter?

          I don't know. I'm like 400!

          Eventually, you just figure out how to not get fucking wood in your —

          cervix.

          Yeah.

          Eventually, you figure that out.

          And it feels good.

          It feels good like I like I like I—I solved it.

          But I promise you can't time travel with no equation.

          There's no combination of things you can do.

          So what's your destination?

          [nineteen hundred and forty-eight, then]

          1948 then.

          It's really hard not to rap about race, man. It really is.

          It's hard to not rap about rats,

          Race, or class, or war.

          What happened?

          What happened?!

          What happened!??

          I quit rapping, cause I work hard and I fit the program,

          I—

          I don't wanna daughter. I don't I really don't. I know that you know why? ‘

          cause I saw a deep throat.

          Ahahaha— OH SHIT.

          Oh, no.

          What the fuck?

          Yo, what the fuck is it going on right now?

          Oh shit. oh shit.

          DAAAAAAAAAMN!

          Oh, it's breakfast time!

          What the fuck is this fucking oh shit? You know what?

          We're skipping this!

          That's a cool commercial, but, you know what, fuck it.

          That was crazy.

          What the fuck?

          What the fuck, man?

          I don't know.

          Whatever, dog.

          What the fuck was that oh, you know what?

          Oh, you know what?

          I just opened up my notebook to Nofucks.

          Sure.

          I just opened up my whole world to horcruxes and uh horrors— and luxury apartments, but I just got stop it.

          But I just can't help it because you just can't help me and I'm just fucking— man!

          AAANNNNNNND— that's what happens when you like candles on Saturdays!

          FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON O/P

          (From an exterior dimension)

          Light candles on Saturdays.

          V.O.

          Got it.

          O/PCONT'D

          V.O.

          Then I opened up a can of spam and just forgot. and then I went back and it was still good.

          FICTIONAL PETE DAVIDSON

          So I thought, why not?

          CC/FINI/BLU

          (From a distant parallel, looking in the mirror)

          Okay, but I'm gonna HAVE some questions.

          {Enter The Multiverse}

          But after breakfast…

          did I write something vaguely familiar here?

          Ah, yes! Something about the—

          It doesn't matter.

          because I'm not Earth, man,

          I could use some, herb, man.

          Yerbabmate.

          No thanks.

          I'm more of like a, you know, earth and dirt man.

          More like a 'I don't flirt'man.

          I just put my hand where I ought to not.

          (That should do it. )

          Okay. I brought the Jew with you.

          Well, good riddance to neighbors who like screw with you!

          (I think they get paid to!)

          Manc

          You get played in section eight, because that's right.

          They hate you when you're Kool Aid.

          They hate you in your cool shades.

          They hate you when you're too late.

          BP

          time. Or maybe just CP time,

          SUPER JEW ACCOUNTAINT

          (To Sunnï Blū)

          it's EP time?!

          I'm pretty sure they're gonna fucking label it an album, anyway.

          I always do that. I mean for it to be an EP, but they're like, no, it's you man. I am a you- man.

          Fucjthat. I'm not one man.

          I think I'm two men.

          That's too bad.

          I gotta get some new shoes, man. I gotta make some new rules, man.

          Cause, I've been feeling stupid.

          What about you, Cupid?

          That's too cool, man.

          That's fuel, ma'am.

          If I'm a battery, I gotta like, you know, recharge!

          I gotta think hard about these retards because they be snarfing.

          alort.

          (Snarfing alot.)

          In my head, I'm just surfing alert.

          surf alert?

          Yeah. but I'm in New York, so it's a curb alert, for sure.

          Phineas and ferb alert.

          I Phineas nd Ferb.

          Yeah. what rhymes with the Phineas and Ferb?!

          a lot.

          but I'm still fucking stuck in my

          Hunh?!

          What? Nothing.

          I'm still in the neighborhood where the getting's good,

          (but it hasn't been)

          I'm still in the,

          “what is that? hazmat suit or a husband?”

          I'm still in the “Na, thanks”.

          I'm a nanocchip.

          I'm still in the ho rob is kind of a mammoth one.

          It's where the mammoth wind.

          (((I hear it in my sleep sometimes— just a beat.))))

          Just a beat, that's true.

          I used to eat meat

          now I just repeat,

          okay. I used to eat meat now I just New York, so I beat beef,

          beep, beep, beep,

          HONK-HONK.

          And I still kind of want a dog, but I've been fixated on this prized hog from my dreams for the book.

          [pause]

          No, that is not a hepatitis C commercial.

          That's too cool!

          M mm. Y'all need to dump that down.

          What the 4 I was like chic.

          That was chic for hepatitis C!

          which I'm sure is preventable if you're just not dirty, like NYC!!!!

          EW.

          Yes, NYC EE, I NYCU, cause I L Y NY U, hi U.

          I heard you're getting a degree, so try try to get try to get B's instead of hepatitis be.

          Try to get A's instead of bl- blimy.

          I've been trying. no Cockney thug.

          I've been trying,

          I've been I haven't been tryinging so much as like laughing because

          I just don't give a fuck.

          I just don't give four leaf clovers.

          That is a lot of good luck, a guy whole patch of them.

          A whole patch of a

          Damn it.

          Great, that was like, no.

          That fantastic. almost forgot that was

          a fid of fidget spinner?

          fictional fictional character.

          Named

          [Patrick Kirkpatrick]

          Name Bro, I've been thinking about this, too, but like, okay, I've been thinking about you, but I'm like, yo, what if what if I'm like sunny blue?

          SUNNI BLU

          What if I'm a fictional character?

          And I'm just like, all this weird shit happens and then I'm like, oh, this cause I'm like in a I'm like in a book or something.

          It would be delusional thinking to think you're in a movie all the time.

          It is delusional, but there is a studio right down the block, you know?

          and there's a studio right down the block again. Just like anywhere I walk.

          There's like —anywhere I walk and so talk at the same time.

          I usually don't. I just try to shut the fuck up when I'm in Brooklyn because it reminds me of the Bronx sometimes, you know?

          Sometimes, you know?

          Sometimes, you know.

          and sometimes you don't.

          And sometimes the curiosity killed the cats, so just don't watch,

          no pay attention to what you're not part of

          but you're part of it all.

          I got no attention for half hearted-squatters, squatters.

          Oh, no.

          Squatters, hepatitis se and Herpes.

          Hpatitis C

          because we're just freestyleing.

          We're not, you know, really like being serious about this thing.

          No, not really.

          No, not really

          . Yo. get your degree with no appetit C.

          You're trying to make me envy you; but I kind of envy me,

          because I'm the MVP true.

          One time I tried to get on MTV.

          And I think they're still following me.

          like, maybe.

          I shop at…

          (

          No, I don't.)

          I shop by old Navy.

          Sometimes, you know, like around the Fourth of July

          BIGGIE, but -Ū.

          when my mama made me!!

          , that's true, I was conceived on the fourth of July.

          I came to a firework.

          And now I get fired when I try to work.

          I want to not fight a lot.

          I I really want to smoke some weed. I'm not

          gonna lie. I really want to smoke some weed.

          I'm not gonna lie.

          I'm not gonna lie.

          I'm I'm not gonna lie, but you ever try to tell the truth and the truth hurts?.

          So I got two words:

          That was an infinite space.

          (Well, it could be any two words, really, after what I said before.)

          Damn. I got somewhere to go.

          No, no, I don't.

          I really don't. I got somewhere to be. I I just know it.

          I got nowhere to be.

          PETE DAVIDSON/ OR WHOEVER

          SHAPESHIFTER

          I'm bored.

          …I'm bored.

          DAH

          fuck! No,

          I'm not bored!

          I'm not bored, “oh lord”, I said to the lord, because, you know, I don't know how long you've been listening to the show but sometimes I'll talk about God, and how if you tell God you're bored, then God answers with things that

          —- certainly aren't boring.

          —Certainly I'm snoring.

          I'm for sure.

          Number four.

          is hostage paper. I swamped. told me so.

          This is weird. This is getting weird.. I'm, like, done. what the world.

          I'm thinking.

          What the world I'm thinking that I'm still writing.

          Ey! 22 minutes, 22 minutes wrap it up.

          That's it.

          That's there's there's an ad here.

          Do you wanna do,

          like outro? do outro, and then we'll fade out, though.

          Something's wrong with my eyes, man.

          I caught I gotta call at Heist, man. Heisenberg.

          Yeah. Heisin. I gotta close my eyes for the night, I think.

          I'm at work.

          Something's lurking.

          I was what Perkins?

          I don't know, Perkins. Perkins nah, not working. I gotade out.

          Okay.

          This Mixtape's not as good as the first one, but hey—

          first one rhymes with…???

          —per Perkins?

          SUNNI BLU

          Nah.

          All right. see you on the next one or whatever.

          L E G E N D S

          {Enter The Multiverse}

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          C'cxell Soleïl

          23 min
        • Stay In Your Lane.

          “The Hacker”

          Action, Drama

          “I'm going to show you the inside of your very own world.”

          A completely unknown hacker Codenamed ‘Fxceless' (Faceless) single-handedly hacks the entire US intelligence systems and secret service, staging a one-woman coup to forge a one-on-one meeting with the United States of America— though as it may seem this is an act of terrorism, the hacker, an unarmed and unassuming female of otherwise average makeup, has shifted and displaced the operations of high level security and surveillance systems on a global scale, in order to construct a detailed map of the inner workings of the government for the President to which even the President himself remains largely unknown.

          FX

          Mr. Colbert,

          PRESIDENT

          —President.

          FX

          Not my President— not yet, anyway.

          The hacker has executed this in order to execute a complete undoing and total reform of the world's economy and social structure, using the president's power and influence to orchestrate world peace;

          She explains to the President in their first moments together that this arrangement has been conducted solely with the intention to end poverty, hunger, homelessness and all military conflict— not simply for the United States, but on a global scale.

          Explaining the complex codes, computer systems, and equations used to break into the servers which allowed her what seems a simple access to the president, she and the President must now work against the clock as the diversion for his actual whereabouts to the world must remain largely a mystery, and an out of focus President has shifted into a self actualization as he begins to realize that even his own election was not merely won, but that this hacker, with the details of the nation's secrets in mind, designed the perfect opportunity to place the ideal candidate into office for the operation to successfully take effect.

          PRESIDENT

          How did you do this?

          FX

          …computers.

          {Enter The Multiverse}

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          C'cxell Soleïl

          C. STONE

          6 min

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