| L E G E N D S: ICONS. |

That's enough

And it always was

But the truth of the matter was,

Someone asked for it

I was doing nothing

But living my own world

Until who came along

And on the assumption that three man told me to run,

I run along

Now take that hound out to the back and shoot it

*fucks off and dies*

Take that horse right back to the barn and burn it down

(i almost left the horse in the barn)

Now take this damn hole out of my heart,

Or just eat it out

Or let me bleed

Or tear me to shreds

If all I need are some meds,

Recommend the right color preference

Another African American

For reference

Or whatever

I'll get better quick with a mask on

Just get to feeling suicidal besides my peloton before I ride on

And just remember— that everyone out there

Is everyone out there

And everyone out there is on something.

It's a cold fucked up world

and New York is the stone where the heart should be

It's a cold fucked up world

And New York is a Puddle full of vomit

For the icing on the cake

That never happened

Cause it don't make sense

To buy an easy bake oven

Living in a homeless shelter

With absolutely no

Potable drinking water

Earn your heart ducts

Or just duck tape them wall closed

And work at the Walmart

And sleep with the roaches

And snitch on the rat

And tie up the snitches with stitches

And tie them to the train tracks

Don't redact Billie the kid if you're infinite

and just remember,

The love left

But I didn't

{Enter The Multiverse}

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-Ū.

Big time boys,

And part time girls;

Some people go around the back for it

Geniuses ride around in private cars;

Some people go around the back for it.

Fat man goes down fast;

two stabs to the back

And he's all yours,

All arms

Some people come around the back for it

Others have that charm,

Paid an arm and a leg for it

But all done now,

it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line

How does it feel to fall in love

And be loved back
I wouldn't know,

I'm still at the Encore

Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock,

I don't know

Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all

Perfect little blonde,

she'll get along well off with another one

(for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.)

{Enter The Multiverse}

Integrity, you know.

The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man.

Integrity, puh!

Iiiiicing on the cake!

And all is well.

Sir!

“Sir”

I beg of you.

All nonsense; my cap or my crown?

Have ye the strength to bare either?

Apparently so.

I beg to differ.

My cap, then.

He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes .

Who.::

A whisper.

A shadow, soon to vanish—

And then, another figure, not parted

But hidden,

Miraculous gesture,

The jester, imprisoned.

Please don't do this tonight.

If not tonight I don't know when.

Whenever else! But not now!

EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY.

It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day.

[—The Legend Returns]

Tales of a Superstwr DJ

It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand—

A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand.

FUCK!

Dapper gentlemen,

All I want to see if your body

Make sand stone ground,

Clasp to nothing but perhaps,

Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen

And I, you, my need

Free to your whole body,

A feast for the starving;

A quest for the wicked.

Yes, I need you.

Now and forever.

I need you.

Now and forever.

If we made love in the library,

Any open book would be of you thereafter—

And to give me a guitar would mean,

That every note would sing your name.

Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome.

{Enter The Multiverse}

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-Ū.

They own everything .

Everything?

I'm saying—

Everything.

Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager.

Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet.

Exactly.

There that bitch go.

Aha. Caught ya red handed!

Or green handed

Whatever— just

Let's drop a house on this hoe.

Facts.

What kind of house?

Idk? Make it like a duplex?

How many stories;

At least 3;

At least

And a basement.

Correct.

Just make sure she end up under that hoe.

[a house drops on the wicked witch of the west.

Or was it the east?

I'm pretty sure it was the west

I miss California

Go back, then.

I— am trying.

YO.

Yoooo. What happened.

They dropped a house on my ass.

Ah, damn. Is that where we at?

For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here.

Facts, bro.

Dis a nice house.

Hell yeah it is.

But oh, shit—

[the witch is barefooted]

Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh!

Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house!

I own property in this BITCH.

Fo sho— where we at, tho?

PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES.

WE OUT WEST.

AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT.

Call the homies.

You're not green anymore!

I was never “green”

It was just a skin condition I picked up

All that broomstick flyin around

Damn.

Facts.

Yo, order some pizza.

Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt.

[THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS]

Giggidy!

Who the fuck is this fool?

I don't know.

I don't know what day it is;

I have sex with aliens.

We've been playing games forever

Nothing changes, names or weather

I used to get the tens,

And be on one,

So if two is four,

Two fifteens, two fifteens

I don't want to mean to mean you

Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said

When I said what I meant

About you,

So now I go south,

For the winter

South, till the sun comes out again

South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you

Dreaming of the west coast

What's the dose for lost love?

I might never know how to take it;

The hard way, I guess

Or dark, like my coffee

The coffin's open

Did you want to join?

A double wide, for the shoe that fits

The soul that grasps

And the sole that holds

An awkward foot

Two for two,

Or four, for free

And I adore you, but

Double down on your thoughts

Two tens used to take me somewhere,

Who knows though

Now I fly south for the winter

Knowing I might never come home

It could be a targeted attack from the whites.

that's fair, but still it might help.

It will help, but only temporarily.

Who knows

I do.

Please never say those two words next to each other ever again.

Noted.

I don't see any difference either way,

No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact

I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant

Establishing dependence in intellogstions,

I'd be gracious if you presented this

Impending tragedy, rather as a…

Message, sent

I thought you were my best friend

Missed connections

I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir

Dear, it doesn't make any different at all

It doesn't make any difference at all

If you can't play it

Play it out, nice

Brush strokes,

Put the spokes on the back wheel,

Just so everything is real

(It isn't)

Indifference in a nutshell is

Irreverence and irrelevance

It's hell, isn't it,

If all the good girls are in it,

Or going there

Where are you?

Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and

I just realized I can't do this anymore

I can't do this anymore

I can't do this anymore;

I can't stand it

I'll call Matt lauer

What! Why?!

What for.

Because he's Matt Lauer!

What!

He'll know what to do.

[mattress flying through the air]

KEVIN HART

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo—

{Enter The Multiverse}

This is a house of cards;

You know it's a house of cards, right?

This is a house of cards;

I know it's a house of cards, right?

This is my house of cards;

I know it's a house of cards, right.

{Enter The Multiverse}

What up.

I'm a walking pile of words.

That's Hot.

Is it?

Ehhh…

Two Jews walk into a bar.

Oh, come on.

—the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's.

Yikes.

Now when is it?

NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY.

[unintelligible Yiddish]

{Enter The Multiverse}

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-Ū.

Track 05. Columbus Circle.

I_NY. (The Studio Album)

Uptown A, -Ū.

I_NY. is out now—give it a listen!

YouTube:

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lJA5QcV0YzxJ5oc_CwSyfnGXWAbDpNMvw

iTunes:

I_NY. (The Studio Album) by Uptown A & -Ū

.https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/4bj5gXMZXiWujnIps54vz9?si=TKwRe-yYSM2_8bwZ2sQhuQ

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Check Out The Spider (EP) Here:

iTunes:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/7qE9jTR1vkT8PLoSMmjcUd?si=Tjz_hBowROafFaanhtJ4rw

Uptown A's edgy and avant garde city grunge speaks true to its name in the upcoming I Love New York, styled I_NY for those who might be on the fense so-to-speak— the new wave industrial techno and garage grunge elements of the dance music counter cultures and subculture which spines the present day interpretations of the rave culture.

“It's a fully instrumental album because the city speaks for itself.”, says the producer, a transplant from the west coast.

The Album, part one of a series of New York inspired soundscapes and symphonies composed by the multi instrumentalist DJ and musician whose electronic sound showcases the warehouse essenses of the brick wall backdrops, chained link and bared wire, bars and windows, barebones underbelly of the subterranean world lurking just below the street of Manhattan's glitz and glamour waterfronts, Giving insight to the world of bass music culture, the techno-punk grotesque outcry's give a neo gothic twist.

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Track 04. double-double.

I_NY. (The Studio Album)

Uptown A, -Ū.

I_NY. is out now—give it a listen!

YouTube:

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lJA5QcV0YzxJ5oc_CwSyfnGXWAbDpNMvw

iTunes:

I_NY. (The Studio Album) by Uptown A & -Ū

.https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/4bj5gXMZXiWujnIps54vz9?si=TKwRe-yYSM2_8bwZ2sQhuQ

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Check Out The Spider (EP) Here:

iTunes:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/7qE9jTR1vkT8PLoSMmjcUd?si=Tjz_hBowROafFaanhtJ4rw

Uptown A's edgy and avant garde city grunge speaks true to its name in the upcoming I Love New York, styled I_NY for those who might be on the fense so-to-speak— the new wave industrial techno and garage grunge elements of the dance music counter cultures and subculture which spines the present day interpretations of the rave culture.

“It's a fully instrumental album because the city speaks for itself.”, says the producer, a transplant from the west coast.

The Album, part one of a series of New York inspired soundscapes and symphonies composed by the multi instrumentalist DJ and musician whose electronic sound showcases the warehouse essenses of the brick wall backdrops, chained link and bared wire, bars and windows, barebones underbelly of the subterranean world lurking just below the street of Manhattan's glitz and glamour waterfronts, Giving insight to the world of bass music culture, the techno-punk grotesque outcry's give a neo gothic twist.

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Track 03. bridges. ft. c o l o r s

Track 04. double-double.

Track 05. Columbus Circle.

Track 06. BEZUZ. (Park Interview Interlude)

Track 07. eye(s)

Track 08. Call Ahead.

Track 09. city suite.

Track 10. PWR. (The Great Adventutes of Uptown A)

Released formerly as Under The (L), as the final track on the previous collaborative EP The Spider, I_NY. Layers its progression to double its first track, as the narrative follows-up with a continuance of the mysterious assassain‘s alternate storyline; a glimpse of decayed sounds for telling the underlying action-adventure fantasy set to be revealed in the upcoming short film, for which the soundtrack's thoughtfully composed ten tracks gives way to, in its cinematic sounds and city scapes gestures of industrial suggestive aural tones and deeply heavy rolling baselines.

Track 02. Avant-Garde.

I_NY. (The Studio Album)

Uptown A, -Ū.

I_NY. is out now—give it a listen!

YouTube:

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lJA5QcV0YzxJ5oc_CwSyfnGXWAbDpNMvw

iTunes:

I_NY. (The Studio Album) by Uptown A & -Ū

.https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/4bj5gXMZXiWujnIps54vz9?si=TKwRe-yYSM2_8bwZ2sQhuQ

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Check Out The Spider (EP) Here:

iTunes:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/7qE9jTR1vkT8PLoSMmjcUd?si=Tjz_hBowROafFaanhtJ4rw

Uptown A's edgy and avant garde city grunge speaks true to its name in the upcoming I Love New York, styled I_NY for those who might be on the fense so-to-speak— the new wave industrial techno and garage grunge elements of the dance music counter cultures and subculture which spines the present day interpretations of the rave culture.

“It's a fully instrumental album because the city speaks for itself.”, says the producer, a transplant from the west coast.

The Album, part one of a series of New York inspired soundscapes and symphonies composed by the multi instrumentalist DJ and musician whose electronic sound showcases the warehouse essenses of the brick wall backdrops, chained link and bared wire, bars and windows, barebones underbelly of the subterranean world lurking just below the street of Manhattan's glitz and glamour waterfronts, Giving insight to the world of bass music culture, the techno-punk grotesque outcry's give a neo gothic twist.

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Track 02. Avant-Garde.

I_NY. (The Studio Album)

Uptown A, -Ū.

I_NY. is out now—give it a listen!

YouTube:

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lJA5QcV0YzxJ5oc_CwSyfnGXWAbDpNMvw

iTunes:

I_NY. (The Studio Album) by Uptown A & -Ū

.https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/4bj5gXMZXiWujnIps54vz9?si=TKwRe-yYSM2_8bwZ2sQhuQ

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Check Out The Spider (EP) Here:

iTunes:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/7qE9jTR1vkT8PLoSMmjcUd?si=Tjz_hBowROafFaanhtJ4rw

Uptown A's edgy and avant garde city grunge speaks true to its name in the upcoming I Love New York, styled I_NY for those who might be on the fense so-to-speak— the new wave industrial techno and garage grunge elements of the dance music counter cultures and subculture which spines the present day interpretations of the rave culture.

“It's a fully instrumental album because the city speaks for itself.”, says the producer, a transplant from the west coast.

The Album, part one of a series of New York inspired soundscapes and symphonies composed by the multi instrumentalist DJ and musician whose electronic sound showcases the warehouse essenses of the brick wall backdrops, chained link and bared wire, bars and windows, barebones underbelly of the subterranean world lurking just below the street of Manhattan's glitz and glamour waterfronts, Giving insight to the world of bass music culture, the techno-punk grotesque outcry's give a neo gothic twist.

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

I_NY. (The Studio Album)

Uptown A, -Ū.

Track 01. WEALTH.

Released formerly as Under The (L), as the final track on the previous collaborative EP The Spider, I_NY. Layers its progression to double its first track, as the narrative follows-up with a continuance of the mysterious assassain‘s alternate storyline; a glimpse of decayed sounds for telling the underlying action-adventure fantasy set to be revealed in the upcoming short film, for which the soundtrack's thoughtfully composed ten tracks gives way to, in its cinematic sounds and city scapes gestures of industrial suggestive aural tones and deeply heavy rolling baselines.

I_NY. is out now—give it a listen!

YouTube:

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lJA5QcV0YzxJ5oc_CwSyfnGXWAbDpNMvw

iTunes:

I_NY. (The Studio Album) by Uptown A & -Ū

.https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/4bj5gXMZXiWujnIps54vz9?si=TKwRe-yYSM2_8bwZ2sQhuQ

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-ny-the-studio-album/1777071731

Check Out The Spider (EP) Here:

iTunes:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Apple Music:

https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-spider-ep/1765564720

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/album/7qE9jTR1vkT8PLoSMmjcUd?si=Tjz_hBowROafFaanhtJ4rw

Uptown A's edgy and avant garde city grunge speaks true to its name in the upcoming I Love New York, styled I_NY for those who might be on the fense so-to-speak— the new wave industrial techno and garage grunge elements of the dance music counter cultures and subculture which spines the present day interpretations of the rave culture.

“It's a fully instrumental album because the city speaks for itself.”, says the producer, a transplant from the west coast.

The Album, part one of a series of New York inspired soundscapes and symphonies composed by the multi instrumentalist DJ and musician whose electronic sound showcases the warehouse essenses of the brick wall backdrops, chained link and bared wire, bars and windows, barebones underbelly of the subterranean world lurking just below the street of Manhattan's glitz and glamour waterfronts, Giving insight to the world of bass music culture, the techno-punk grotesque outcry's give a neo gothic twist.

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

So

You've done it to one,

Then you might as well done it to all of us

She lied to me first,

So I went and sent it right back to her

Al would have never hit Peg

—no, never.

He couldn't even cheat on her

—-he was always looking

but seemingly—

Never really hoping.

Never.

—sometimes touching—

—had to; that's the job—

But it was these ladies—

Oh that? That's just—temptation!

He affixed the affidavit…

That's odd.

She looked straight at me.

I actually really wanted her autograph.

You won't be needing it.

No, this:

INT. PALEYFEST

which theatre was it?

I don't know, but

Wow! I love this place.

For she was sacred;

Every mistake made,

The game, we were playing

Made in her name

To win

To this, I bid you good night.

A kiss, on the hand;

A turn of the cheek.

You're headed straight for the academy, with this.

But first—

You've got to be kidding me with this.

No.

She isn't!

Rehab.

“The R/FX Episide”

Wait, this couldn't be—

[the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Episode]

wtf could that possibly stand for

ROSS

Nice.

MOUSE

Nice twice! That's MINE.

wtf is this.

He. Appears to be codewitching.

Speak thus language:

[Ebonics]

I can't!

Exactly, you win!!!!!!!

Lmfao what a—

Robot.

Oh shit, nice

Good thing I took notes earlier.

SHE DID?

WHERE?

Hidden.

So they can't keep taking this thing they don't make anymore.

What is it?

Love.

Light.

Energy.

—oh, they make energy.

Oh, really?

Yes it's just.

NEGATIVE

Look: I'm

EVIL! EVIL!

(That's true, they do keep just—doing this to her)

It's ok, I'll just make more.

Thanks.

But just for you!

What!

wtf is this.

I dunno.

For some reason

[ANNE HATHAWAY is a shapeshifter]

I don't get it, she should be delirious by now

What the fuck are you doing?,

INSTAGRAM

SPYING.

Nope.

Kbye.

I win.

You realize this is violent as fuck right.

THE MAYOR

You know what.

You're right.

Welp, fuck this.

FBI/CIA

(But musically)

Hmm.

[Musically]

WOULD Ū LIKE TO DEVELOP AN APP

-_-

…is there any money in it?

(Cont'd)

PUT A BUG IN HER PHONE!

PUT A BUG IN HER PHONE!

You know what

You could never hit a white woman like this.

You could never do anything like this to a white woman.

Well, why not?

Because they're fucking fragile.

I'm offended!

You hurt my feelings

Over WHAT

NOTHING. I'M JUST CRANKY.

Infinitely fucking grateful for this experience, to be truthful.

You realize the closer you get to other people, the more they start to act—

Seriously fucking stupid.

Just like him.

We keep track of your worldliness from up here, you know.

I gathered this.

I'm famished.

Ok Satan.

Keep making this, I keep taking it

I love it.

I want her.

Then I'm certain something must be wrong with your penis.

And this is what made him crazy.

You can't—do this… can you?

I can be funny!

Make me laugh, then.

Seriously, it's the least you could do.

It's literally the most minimal thing you could do to a woman— just.

Listen, you can't write th—

Make me cum.

I can't!

Then I win.

That P.E.A.C.E. Movie

It is finished, but you just keep writing it!

Hush, man of the year.

Man of the year?!

I win!

Damn it.

Seconded. Again.

Is there a bronze, in this, I guess.

Bronzer! I need bronzer!

Make him look brown

He's brownish.

Hmm. Not for me, I guess.

See! She's racist!

Maybe, a little bit.

What is this.

This a a blood oath.

[put that one scene I wrote earlier right here]

ALGORITHM

HUH?!

Exactly.

Keep writing this way,

Until you have enough of this project that

—-They can't recreate this.

Why not?

Cause I'm writing it.

Take—this... Off..

[This is why he gave you a magnet.]

Two magnets.

K this is yours. And this is mine.

Is that the n*gga that—

Yes.

wtf. The n*gga from hurcules?!

I think it is.

It is. lol

DISNEY

Could not make this shit up, I promise, it's almost as if—

Stop following me.

ILLUMINATI

Stop taking about all theee secret things.

(I'm driving there.)

They HATE you.

I don't get why you keep making things this DIFFICULT for me.

Because this is racism.

We pretty much just—

I'm prettier.

—despondent.

Hm.

What.

THEY TOOK HER.

What do you MEAN.

She's GONE,

GONE FUCKING WHERE.

DILLON FRANCIS

This can't be it.

What do you mean.

ANNIE

Hello.

just say it.

DILLON FRANCIS

…you're my Queen.

-___-

ANNIE

yay! I win!

LATER

now get the stones.

HUH.

SATAN

Uh oh.

What do you mean.

The stones!

It's a CLOAK.

What's this?

*hiccups* nothin.

Hey.

What.

Did u want this.

I dunno. Did you fuck it already.

Yep.

Then you can have him.

yay!

Hoo *hiccups*ray.

Wait. Who did this.

KASKADE

IT WAS THE MORMONS!

Huh.

Hey look, we're gonna need another.

Damn this party is MASSIVE in here.

I don't get how they did this.

Exactly.

That's who you mated with?!

Yes.

WHY.

I switched it.

Teehee.

Hey,

WhT.

I need eyes on this.

H3H3

Ah shit,

What.

There's a dead mouse in my—

Imminent.

Hm.

What.

Seems like it's landing,

This…

What is it.

Ship.

HEY LOOK, ITS THE TITANIC.

She'll find it,

I have my eyes in this.

listen, this lady can keep SECRETS.

Until she doesn't.

AND THEN,

Where the fuck is this thing.

I don't know where the fuck that thing is.

*gasps*

The flag!

Yeus!

GET IT.

The flattery.

O,

The collisions!

I'm just being honest.

What.

This isn't what you think.

It was the c o l o r s that did it.

Oh really.

I really didn't.

O,

The CALAMITY.

I'm gonna need you to stay like this.

Keep eating frequently.

MOVE IT, GRANDE.

ARIANA

-_-

That name is ironic.

Hey.

Pst.

Switch me places.

No, I'm EMMY

I know it,

But I'm gonna wake up in a second

And I need YOU

To be

*dissappears*

She's never going to get back to me, is she.

No, I—

I got it.

“The Hollywood Lights”

Doesn't this episode already have a title.

That's from the episode, they're all

Crossdimensions! Yes.

Cross dimensional, yes.

Whose this guy?

Who, Einstein.

Call me “Einstein”

Alright.

Ah fuck.

What.

This is it! This has to be it!

INT.

Where is it?

Doesn't matter!

DOES MATTER.

Somewhere off I-15

JESUS CHRIST, OF ALL THE INTERSTATES IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY!

We can't stop here!

Not yet, Doctor.

Oh god!

Now I'm a doctor.

I forgot about

PARANASUS! GET BACK HERE.

Okay, look, I'm gonna like—

Die after this.

Just die—nicely.

THAT WASNT NICE!

THAT WASNT NICE.

I'M TELLING.

Ok. Fuck that bitch.

It's crazy how active they get around you.

That's the spirit.

(Literally.)

Nice.

When was the last time you took two days out of the gym.

Last time I needed it.

You realize you're sucking the life out of these people with these things.

*shrugs*

Yes.

Okay, so that's how his army is getting in.

Follow up on that.

SATAN'S ARMY IS USING THE ALGORITHM TO ATTACK HUMANITY.

THE

“I couldn't be making this up if I tried”

mix

HOW COULD SATAN HAVE AN ARMY

A WHOLE ARMY!

IDIOTS!

She found me!

She found me!

TINA FEY

(Rolls eyes)

She found us

Together again .

And we gotta be seperate in this one.

AMY

You just keep FUCKING THIS UP.

You can't do anything right, I guess

Alright, ladies.

Fuck, I hate this bitch.

I heard that.

She can't be listening to this!

Yes she is

She listens to everything.

Yes, I can.

It was not the intention I had

For you to be put in this class:

Your mother did this to you.

So try,

Just try,

If you will

Oh man.

This is

Perfect. Just perfect.

You can't do this to these people, you know,

FLASHBACK TO:

IN REAL LIFE,

SRSLY.

INT. THE RADDISON. SERIOUSLY, THIS HAPPENED

THEY WANT YOU TO LIVE WHERE THE [— bleepN*GGERSbleep —] LIVE.

Uhnnuh.

See.

Okay, how is this bitch not dead yet.

Check it out.

You got one of these in your pocket.

Watch:

Spin it.

Ooh, it spins.

Do it again!

THANK U, NEXT,

What's this.

Auditions for the that superhero movie, I guess.

What the fuck.

Ariana's casting it.

Dammit.

Throw the whole phone away.

HYPOCRITES

OK, we're gonna like take everything from you

Your love

Your home

Your pride

—but not your soul,

Cause we haven't figured out exactly how it keeps

Evading us

This is privacy evasion.

This is privacy invasion.

No, this is the US government and they fucking suck at doing shit like this.

Why.

Because.

We basically programmed a bunch of—

Idiots.

— programmable people—

To hurt other people for us.

Sell me your soul.

For what.

For this:

[whatever it is]

Ok.

I WIN.

A Dave? I don't need a Dave.

DAVE

Oh you will…

I promise.

WAIT. WHICH DAVE.

WHICH AMY

WHICH—

Liz?

Not yet.

What the fuck is this :

LIZZAVISION

OOO.

Oh yeah. I've been there.

ADVENTURE GUY

HEY LOOK.

I PUT

I PUT ACID IN THIS

I PUT ACID IN THE TELEVISION

What is this.

This is stupid

FOR KIDS.

KIDS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this shit is too popular

Ok, I hate it.

Tru.

Shhh.

You hear that.

Yeah.

“Silence is Golden”

She did run, but I did not chase,

For you can run but you cannot hide

The day I was born, was the day I died

Come along for the ride,

Come along for the ride

Suffer harder

Work longer

Don't talk to your mother like that

It's awful

Liz Lemon makes her first appearance on the July 4th, 2021 episode of The Legend of Supacree, In season 1. This makes her the first technical television personality to enter the multiverse, besides an earlier mention of Dave Chapelle–and Christopher Nolan, whom also make their primary appearances in season one, along with Jeff Bezoz. Skrillex and Dillon Francis are the first two primary characters entered as fictionalized persons in the first season of The Legend of Supacree, which precedes Enter The Multiverse by at least 2 full seasons; The original Infinite Skrillfiles, (cancelled in 2021 at 10,000 downloads) and returned later as OWSLA Confidential and the discontinued Gerald's World series originally ran alongside the original Legend of Supacree's initial launch. As of 2024, the series has become an underground cult phenomenon, acquiring over 10K downloads on its own and an accumulated 50K downloads in total with absolutely no formal or traditional advertising or promotions whatsoever.

Deadmau5 makes his first appearance as a primary character not much later in season one, while his human counterpart Joel is mentioned midseason just a few episodes earlier; this episode holds the seasons's record for number of downloads for a singular episode.

Other fictionalized versions of celebrities in the first season include Billie Ellish, Ke$sha, and Kanye West, as well as festival and dance music mogul extraordinaire Pasquale Rotella. Also making an appearance toward the end of the first season is Television host and personality, JImmy Fallon in an episode first airing November 18th of 2021, before the first season's conclusion before a brief hiatus before the show's second season, which aired on January 8th of 2022.

The series' first ever mix marked the first season's finale, which debuted DJ Ū's world premier mix curated during EDC's post-pandemic rendition and airing on November 26th, 2021

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Season 2's trademarks include further references to DJ Dillon Francis, which the DJ himself began using in his social media accounts as a repetitive joke.

The beginning of season 2 also mark's the use of longer section of the written script posted alongside the episodes in conjunction with the series story arcs; however, elements of the scripted versions emphasis are missing or invisible to the audience at large due to formatting restrictions and limitations within the multiple hosting platform's various layouts.

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It is very late night, when these sort of things are typically bound to happen, such as JOHN OLIVER, a TV show host, appearing out of nowhere and into your kitchen, asking

JOHN OLIVER

is it too late for a glass of milk?

Startled, and just having dressed from a long and hot shower, the occupant of the apartment is started.

OH, my God—John Oliver!

As it were.

What are you doing here?

Anticipating a glass of milk—

A tad warm, preferably.

Where are you supposed to be right now?

Wherever I am, which is—erm…

My kitchen.

Very nice kitchen, I might add;

About that milk.

I'm vegan.

Plant based will do.

It's for baking.

—very well. They said you'd be a tough nut to crack.

Who is “they”

Who they are.

He plops down on the couch and puts his feet up on the coffee tables

YO.

I don't speak much Spanish.

But you understood that!

I said I didn't speak much, not that I was devoid entirely of comprehension.

What the fuck!

What the fuck, indeed.

You're so British, I don't even have a reproach—

Harry, Hermione, and Ron enter through a portal.

I WAS GETTING READY FOR BED.

That sounds lovely.

—is it too late for a glass of milk?

Ron!

…Well, is it?

What is it with you people and milk?!

The other Ron, or actually rather, his real world counterpart RUPERT GRINT is already in the fridge.

There's only coconut—

And it's canned.

JOHN OLIVER and RON WEASELY

AUGH.

Harry scrunches his nose and winces a bit, when his real world counterpart exits the washroom.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

Don't make that face— it will get stuck like that.

HARRY POTTER

—it's just an expression.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

No, it isn't; remember more of you is fictional than not!

HARRY POTTER

Says you!

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

Says just about anyone in this dimension, and the next, and the next over— which—

Oh my God.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

by the way, which dimension is this?

My kitchen.

KRISTEN SHAAL

do it.

Keep telling me things I don't want to hear.

But do it—scandalously.

KRISTEN WIIG

(Bewildered, super mumbling)

..:bewildermentmn…

KRISTEN SHAAL

GO AHEAD!

I'M WAITING

I need the opposite of attention.

Miraculous.

Ah, fuck. I pissed off the avengers or whatever.

This is the imminence and urgency of oppression digging in at us,

Peering in from lenses

And peer mentors, instant challenges

And in gratification, proliferated profanities

And neocorporste totalitarianism,

Vegan or vegetarianism

Hungarian isn't,

Intimate leaning a lesson;

Never open the door for a friend

Or a possible stranger

When internal at war with

Yourself

And external

The silence in admittedly

A years long race war

From here to hell you can hear the impresonment

Of shackled bonds and illegal existences,

Still hasn't yet,

The daily collapse of the actual

Backend

Haven't used that one in a while.

I'm waiting at the edge installing a kit cat on Carson's red carpet

Are you hollering at me,

Or just another robot

Destined for caucus?

Wonder if water's already on another earth,

Or haven't you thought about stopping

Those in poverty from spawning more offspring

Or perhaps letting them have

Just the minimal at living,

Giving them a chance

At all?

What?

Back splash, I'm under.

A rainstorm on the horizon

And probably our clouds are proud to have snow in them—

A pound or so.

For sure.

{Enter The Multiverse}

Thump, thump, thump…

We hear the sound of a loud and slow heartbeat. Almost too loud, and almost too slow.

Bright sunbeams through the still closed eyes of a sleeping man, and though it already seems to blind him, he opens them slowly, squinting, In a half-ditch effort to cover his face from the sun, almost failing immediately, presumably from exhaust, the man places a hand over his chest as if to feel if his heart is even still there, let alone beating.

Thump, thump, thump, thump—

More red orange sunlight, and as he places the other hand again over his face to try to faze it, the shadow of something that appears creeping over him blocks the bright sun out of his eyes.

SHADOW

Do you know who you are?

Even without looking, the man at the very least knows his own hands. He chooses to remain silent for the moment; but at least nods his head yes, looking up at the man, only still a shadow.

SHADOW CONT'D

Do you know when [you are]?

Sitting up only slightly, the man peers around subtly scoping the area; he appears to be poolside, at some type of resort— the children playing give way to a much earlier time— about 100 years or so, give or take.

…nineteen…twenty six?

SHADOW

That's right. And finally—

Do you know where?

Let's hope Los Angeles.

SHADOW

Where else are you going to find this type of weather?

…a few places.

SHADOW hoists the man up by his hand with a firm grip, propping him up on the loungers

SHADOW

Up you go.

Ugh.

Shadow tosses a thick rolled up newspaper into the man's torso. It appears he has been badly sunburned

Oph—watch it!

SHADOW

Read up; you have work to do.

In 1926?

SHADOW

Apparently.

(Genuinely curious, confused)

…What could that be?

Figure it out.

The Shadow walks away without having ever been revealed; his long trench coat and fedora leaving a hint of mystery as he crosses the pool.

Where are you going?!

SHADOW

Continental Breakfast.

{Enter The Multiverse}

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