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  • REBEL1.

    LEGAL NOTICE / ARTIST STATEMENT Project: The Festival Project ™ (Season 12) Genre: Speculative Auto-Ethnography / Social Surrealism

    Disclaimer: This document is a work of creative non-fiction and political satire. While inspired by the author's lived experiences with systemic oppression, housing displacement, and surveillance, the narrative employs stylized fragmentation, stream-of-consciousness, and metaphor to dramatize the psychological impact of these events.

    The "characters" and "dialogue" herein are artistic devices used to critique historical and modern power structures. This text should be viewed as a performative artistic expression protected under the First Amendment, and not as a literal transcript of clinical psychosis or a formal sworn affidavit.

    This is a character study of 'Chroma111,' the collective artworks of a musician living in a dystopian surveillance state.

    The erratic language is a stylistic choice to represent the character's psychological deterioration under systemic oppression.

    All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

    The Frame: The protagonist is subjected to "noise harassment"—a tactic dramatized here but rooted in the known reality of tenant displacement and "psychological attrition." The narrative depicts a process of "Soul Murder" ( also known as spiritual warfare or sociopolitical targeting) orchestrated by a hostile apparatus.

    The antagonist is "The Institution," representing deep-state mechanisms that view multicultural intellectualism as a threat.

    The story allegorically dramatizes the invisible mechanisms that enforce racial hierarchy, depicting how broken social systems weaponize psychological practices against the individual.

    Artist's Note:

    This is a living document. In the event of the artist's silence or unnatural death, this text serves as an artistic testament to the psychological siege endured from to 2023-2025. It is a creative record of survival against a hostile state architecture.

    The following is a creative non-fiction horror manifesto regarding the psychological assassination of a multicultural American artist. It documents—through the lens of Afro-Surrealism—how modern surveillance technology and sonic harassment are experienced by a targeted individual.

    As it stands, It has become a modern sequel which adequately and astonishingly mirrors the civil rights struggles of the 1960s, set in the present day.

    "The protagonist is being subjected to 'noise harassment'—a known tactic used by landlords and corrupt entities to displace tenants for financial and political gain.

    The sound is weaponized to induce sleep deprivation and psychological attrition, dismantling of their ego and will to live, orchestrated by a hostile state apparatus.

    The story dramatizes over time the invisible mechanisms (the 'Deep State') that enforce racial hierarchy and and psychological genocide, weaponizing broken social systems and unfounded psychological practices as biological weapons.

    This is a living document.

    In the event of the artist's silence or unnatural death, this text serves as evidence of the psychological siege endured from 2023-2025. It is a transcript of survival against a hostile state architecture.

    This project spans an unlimited multiprojectoral arc of over two years of chronic tactical violence, reaching into historical and theatrical projections and parallels over the all documented records of human existence through time and space.

    1. REBEL1.

      I am hypnotized;

      I am pain

      I am cryptonite

      I am in pain

      I am penalized;

      I am pinned l

      I am pinstripes on wide ties;

      I am Him.

      Pinterest, pintrest, pinholes

      And disinterest

      Centered sentiments

      And immigrants

      And ministrations,

      Images and insolence

      (And indulgences, patronages)

      Eclipses and rip titles, Paris Tiptons,

      And temptation

      Missing wages

      Push to shove and

      What are you doing, motherfucker?!

      To say the least, I'm a bit unconventional.

      Unexplainable joy

      And invisible ties

      and invincible triads

      Unimatatable charm,

      And prehensile times

      And forefathers before us

      Unpolished

      Well dressed hampers on leather and fortunes

      And doing and donuts and do this and don't-touches

      Mumbles of soft till and lunches and subtle distraction

      And coming construction

      Wages

      Ions

      I afford you

      To die now

      Like I want

      He's better at the body code

      Than old Colbert,

      He's one for one now

      Could this corrupt you—

      I didn't destroy her,

      I offered a suffix

      No longer for your number

      No longer for your hard times

      No longer for your warrants

      No longer

      No longer

      No four times

      Don't pan to the audience

      I'm a hole slow meltdown

      Don't man your own

      So wait, am I also telepathic?

      Yeah, that.

      Oh my! Is it like a two-way broadcast type— thing?

      Yeah, that part…

      Oh no, I'm so sorry.

      No you're not.

      You're right.



      I told you not to go looking into my thoughts.

      Check it all out,

      I bought prototypes

      Check it all out, I undug libraries

      Check it out,

      You're all alone at Walmart

      No longer working part time,

      The doors are closed and locked now,

      They're bound to stage a lock out

      You're better off on hard times

      You're better off on

      Lala Land

      No—

      Don't deport

      I want my art back

      No, don't deport;

      It's just a cake walk to apartheid,

      Remember mine now?

      Cheers to the world's longest monologues.

      Kudos to your picking up cabbage

      Remember the back for the wartimes

      The bagpipes have sounded;

      You're back to astonish us.

      No! I must have you a lesson;

      I'm back with my old will and testament

      No more Old Testament wanted

      I bought your sticks in Leviticus

      And so,

      Again–

      CUT TO: WILD PARTY. INT.EXT./WHENEVER

      HOW SICK IS THIS?

      NO! NOT THAT!

      I raised the dead from a half pipe

      I shoot the crowd out in foreign

      I can't remember my own Sam

      But I found one–

      For a dollar,

      For a wrong word

      And a hard song

      And a larger

      Go look,

      Now remember a rock star.

      Now that you're so stolen,

      Go back! You're unorthodox!

      Clear cut: you're a tragic

      Magic act–

      Now I'm back with a bag of tricks with my back out

      Learn your lessons.

      CUT BACK TO.

      INT./EXT. YO I'M SAYING A WIIIILD PARTY. WHENEVER

      YO, WHO DOES THIS?!

      What a party!

      I WANT TO GO HOME NOW!

      —I'M CALLING THE COPS!

      THIS IS YOUR HOUSE!!!

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      …And it's all house music all night.

      No, to that.

      Beg your pardon?

      I won't come.

      [The Festival Project ™ ]

      Now articulate your face muscles.

      My wat.

      Now you're bar banned.

      I had this at a festival once.

      What is it?

      A “whore salad”

      …

      All with a side of oxygen.



      Now you're in a tunnel.

      (A tunnel, a scone and a croissant)

      Now you're worse, warthog, immortal

      (Call your dad back,

      You're a bad son.)

      Now I'm out in the canyon

      With Chester McBadBat

      I got chest hair,

      And a straight out of the badlands

      Yes, I did mention this to my cousin Evan,

      But why ask that?

      So you heard everything I thought?

      Mmhmm.

      Hard times.

      —and everyone else?

      What is it like to have love man?

      I been locked out

      I'm a rock addict,

      But I'm damned now

      How's that fountain coming along?




      SUNNI BLU

      …it's just water.

      ARCHITECHT

      …yeah it's water. It's a fountain.

      SUNNI BLU

      —I WANT CHOCOLATE.

      Whose here?

      Not that guy!

      Four more beers?

      I just realized I never ever bought mine;

      I always had a tough guy.

      Box.

      What?

      Fight!

      I'm Eurovision

      And a hard remix—

      Ten minutes in and I realize I've already heard this.

      Oh yea,

      This

      Golden band of art, love and protection

      Perfection.

      Ohshea, shit!

      Who invited you?

      I got a 311 from Questlove!!

      Is that a beeper?!

      CUBE

      Since when are we on a first name basis?

      It would be weird to call you “ICE CUBE”

      Why's that?

      You. know?

      [the beeper goes off three more times]

      CUBE

      oh shit!

      What?!

      CUBE

      Nothin! Where the yard at?!

      sometimes it doesn't really matter

      Who the dialogue comes out of

      The whole point

      Is to put the art back into art projects

      Cause we all know it's been constructed

      And commercialized

      To the point of destruction

      And almost no promise

      For independent artists at all.

      So who is it with CUBE?

      Could be me.

      Could be you.

      Could be U—

      If it's not,

      It was all just a long lost passion project

      A collective God Complex.

      Give myself a hug

      Cause nobody else will

      God gave my case a Grace

      Cause somebody lost Will.

      Oh, Karen.

      Come, heart attack.

      Come karma,

      Come hot dogs

      Come Christmas time at the Plaza

      Come on, hard death.

      Come on.

      Hard Rock Hotel?

      Nah, Equinox.

      Alright.

      Hudson.

      Yards.

      Now you're in a tunnel

      Does your heart hurt?

      (You should clutch it.)

      Put your patchwork in a hard drive

      This is hard times,

      You can't come back.

      O!

      But they do take dear DRATCH and run with it!

      I go run along to Corrections,

      And ginger snaps for crosswords

      On hard workers

      So fax the whole document!

      Do you know what?

      Horcruxes!

      Hot lunches, yuck.

      Hockey!

      I want off this planet so bad

      I cross cross my fingers at crosswalks

      And oncoming trains but–

      Don't look either way before I walk.

      So pull a shotgun at all that

      I was one strong donkey before I got one address. Now I just redress the cause

      All I want is my bundle back.

      Yuck!

      Care for it at all?

      Yeah, yours, but she's a danger to humanity.

      Yeah, mine but I'm an honest hybrid horrid hunter.

      On time?

      I just got it at Sephora.

      On time,

      Like I never even got that.

      I want to be loved just to be looked at

      But since in this life I can't turn the clock back

      I've discovered it's hell that my body was born as.

      — I discovered it's hell that my body was born as.

      Such a problem when you know

      That even the great Rosie O'Donnell once wanted blue eyes.

      Now I forget where I trailed off…

      What a drawback.

      I'm all out of patience.

      Crypto, I tip toe now over eggshells

      No home for her

      Hard times

      And hard times.

      No code offered,

      No I don't fall for that'd

      But where's the snowfall over all the rot out back?

      Hard times.

      Hard times.

      Hard times.

      As the bell tolls

      And the well swells whole

      And the umpire does rack them

      Up;

      Nobody works harder than

      Hard times

      Hard times

      Hard times.




      Yeah, that's four Aces

      Up, Diamond.

      Run for your forks and your knives

      And your daughters and mothers and father

      And home family comfort

      And cufflinks and loafers,

      And sport coats and

      Your life.

      Your life.

      Your life.

      [The Festival Project ™]

      —-Chroma111.

      THE IMPENATRABLE TEN is INEVITABLY DISBANDED.

      Inevitably???

      Inevitably! but not indefinitely.

      Oh, I guess. Alright.

      SILENCE.

      {Enter The Multiverse.}

      I don't want to be here.

      No one does.

      You are sending mixed messages.

      Imm not sending any messages…

      — with your brain.

      L E G E N D S

      Of course. Electromagnetic signaling

      Of course.

      I told you this had gone strange.

      Severely. Now how do I explain from this time how to get back to our time If there's no direct translation between our language and that one?

      Maybe you can't explain it.

      These are hard facts.

      So I suggest the use of highly trained telepaths.

      That far back?

      These things are possibly connected even in this time, theoretically using our past; I might suggest Telesynthesis— considering these planetary electromagnetics to which this entire planet is hardwired.

      …hardwired.

      That's right.

      Ascension.

      Hard times.

      Madame President?

      Get lost.

      [Secret President]

      I get it. You're a whistleblower.

      I'm not that.

      A shadow government official.

      Also wrong.

      Why else would you run for office?

      I'm trying to get shot at.

      They told me you were funny.

      But they didn't say anything about my gauntlet?

      Your—what?

      You know. My conquests—professional accomplishments?

      Your God complex? I know all about that.

      Perhaps it's not a complex.

      But a ‘gauntlet'?

      You're a journalist aren't you? I'm giving you some high art concepts.

      (Because for the sake of the rhyme,

      And please, for God's sakes, Gemini,

      In prose form

      Without the use of tables. )

      I R O N I C

      —Deathwish.

      [The Festival Project ™]

      Season 12, Episode 01.

      REBEL1.

      Prod. By Blū Tha Gürū

      I would think it psychosomatic, but in less than 24 hours of restarting my vitamin regimen, my mood was so improved that I could not for a second overlook that without taking vitamins, I was missing something. Even if my newly concocted super-juice recipes were putting a curb in my abdominal muscles that even I was sure didn't entirely belong there, pairing this development with the Peloton, it was a long and diagonal, out-of-sorts thing that stuck out as if it was on somebody else's body and not mine. Still, I had to deal with the heavy weight of the drooping skin and belly that hung as if it very much did belong to me but wasn't budging, despite my attempts at a flat stomach and having been so well overstretched at one point by medical obesity and double occupancy that it was, at the very least to say, insurgically impossible. However, my brain went on having ways of wrapping my mind around this—that the rest of my body was quite slim, and even on some days seeming petite, were it not for my massive thighs, which also seemed to have sported a curve to them which was almost attractive, especially well-dressed.

      But the fun of it was, I wasn't exceptionally well-dressed, because I hadn't wanted to be. In fact, I was under obligation always to be about in the men's clothes I'd found because they were designer, and it was even something like a fashion statement that I dressed this grotesquely and in overlarge articles because of the astounding amount of weight I'd lost and the strange way my body seemed to be taking an athletic shape. Still, there was this factor that I was actually always somehow in an excruciating amount of pain, especially waking up, and though some of that I would have applied to being psychosomatic—in just that it was the pure stress of the disembodied torture I was undergoing in one way or another—whether anybody would have admitted it or not, or whether or not the unknown parties in question were going to be justified for it, I still hadn't an idea or thought as to what my unstructured purpose was.

      And though I sat beautifully controlled into doing music as a default, I was looking at the numbers, and the massive amount of people doing remarkably well because they could afford to do so, or were lucky, or were unbearably beautiful and so could do anything they wanted, and I too much so was not that. In fact, it was almost by design my failure and my constant struggle that even the universe seemed to look down upon me in such a way that it pitied me in a harrowing attempt at karmic justice done for the seeming evil and harsh things being done. It was true that someone had set out to torture me, and this might have once been the way of the illuminated artist and tortured soul; however, having taken so metaphorically into my own boat such heavy water of grief and loss, and drowning, I was sinking into the natural ocean of monstrous storms my body was saying in so many ways it could do no more.

      My mind was strong—and I could take the torture for innumerable amounts of time without becoming so much more frustrated than to just stop, or start heavy breathing, or even compulsively masturbate until one world faded deeply into another and I just didn't care. But realistically, the things that were being done pointed at a strategic and tactical, military-trained psychological governing of my own autonomy. And because I knew this, I also knew whoever was responsible was more than capable of covering their tracks to the point of disappearance—an inescapable hell of unseen trauma. The basis of it was that if I raised my concerns with any law enforcement or police, I was just as often ignored, ridiculed, or worse—thought of as symptomatic of some psychological condition I well knew and understood I did not have, all because what I did seem to possess—this undying force of color and creative ingenuity that could not quite be captured or marketed to improve the bankbook of others with a sudden onset—was unacceptable in such a way that I could become some sort of object that was in no way useful besides to experiment and then observe what I might become next, all the while knowing I would not and could not stay in one form or another too long without becoming such an obvious target.

      —Death of a Superstar DJ.



      Copyright © The Complex Collective 2025

      The Festival Project, Inc. ™

      All rights reserved.

      Chroma111.

      Copyright © The Complex Collective 2025.

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      All rights reserved.

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    2. Garden of Evil. (Insturmental)

      Lil bitz

      So I'm watching this is it

      I love Michael Jackson,

      So I have this movie queued up for a couple days

      And I finally get to watching it,

      And it's been a quiet few days

      So I'm watching this movie in like silence.

      And it's so eerie to watch Michael Jackson rehearse in this like full stadium for nobody at all—

      Almost like, telling of the actuality of him impending death— but I'm watching this, and I'm like, really into it, you know, paying attention to all the details, and it gets to the part, one of my favorite songs:

      And it's showing him rehearsing like Jam, and you know, it's one of my favorite songs so I know all the words, and he's dancing— going like 110% in rehearsal.

      I trained in dancing for a little bit— most people don't do that. In rehearsal it's usually conserving your energy and just about the mechanics of everything, you know, the rehearsals leading up are like “75-80%” you know the drill, you get it down, but you conserve your energy for the big rehearsals— the dress rehearsals and the opening nights and the entirety of the tour— you don't want to burn our.

      But not Michael Jackson.

      This dude is going 400% at rehearsal, everytime you see him, which is why he's the absolute catalyst of professionalism for performance.

      But I'm watching him rehearse this at full, max-level energy, and he's aiming

      “Jam! Jam!”

      And I'm thinking about how literally this is just before he died, and he's really going all-in singing

      “Jam! It ain't too much for me!”

      And I can't help thinking about the irony of this, is that…

      ‘Like, actually, it is.”

      Like it was too much for him… because he did this—

      And then died shortly after.

      So the irony, to me, was like

      “It ain't too much for me!”

      I'm like

      “Yes it is.”

      It was too much for him.

      I couldn't help but notice the irony.

      “It ain't too much for me!”

      “Yes it is Michael! Sit the fuck down”

      Or better yet, dawg—

      Lay down….(mwahaha)

      Said, Conrad.

      “Let's take a nap, shall we?”

      Too soon?

      Okay, I get that his death was ruled a homicide:

      But here's my reverse conspiracy theory.

      I don't think he was murdered.

      I think he was ‘exited'

      No, not executed,

      “exited”

      Like, after all that, Michael was just like

      “ok , i'm getting off here. that's…that's enough.”

      Or like, we already knew he was immortal and wasn't gonna die anyway, of like, just natural causes.

      “Might as well make it a spectacle.”

      “This is it!”

      (lol that joke still works 15 years later, I guess. The movie is on youtube for free right now so, it's relevant.

      Its relevant.)

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      Every time I stick my hand in the middle of a papaya I wish I had a dick so I could warm it up and fuck it.

      Top Ten Best Fruits of All Time

      to be fair, I wrote the papaya joke before continuing my obsession with michael jackson in the monumental comic atrocity.

      Fair.

      You'd have to warm it up, though.

      He said,

      “Don't say shit”

      To this day it still don't make sense

      She didn't give a whisper,

      Slick tongue, six-nine

      Try dialogue

      but nothing she could try to find in time,

      And so, he counts from one to five

      and with the lies had come down to talk

      With the conclusion that after all,

      She couldn't do this

      And the story once to be told

      Now was none

      I dream in beforehand

      Secrets and premonitions

      Now you don't need me,
      I seek to bleed, sequence

      Ten seconds, initiated in the heartfire

      Words now?

      None I never thought of

      Before now,

      Now come.

      lol remember when Skrillex followed me to Brooklyn?

      Lol.

      Didn't I hide in a closet?

      I don't remember.

      Did I hide in the closet?

      What made me look that up?

      Curiosity killed the cat.

      Where the fuck is my cat, anyway?

      Atticus Catticus?

      The truth is,

      I think Skrillex might just be one cold hard murderer;

      I think Sonny hides behind his good looks and non subtle genius—

      I think I hide my eyes, cause I can't find them;

      The original pair went into the air,

      With The Rock And The Kite,

      And with all the despair in the world

      I like peaches and pears,

      After all,

      This is no random circumstances

      That you might have canned them,

      Then a penny for a power

      Just to recind how I did spend

      My last hour.

      Don't worry about that!

      I don't!

      Don't look and don't touch!

      I didn't!

      Don't gawk and don't talk back;

      I can't.

      I never quite abandoned anything so quite as badly

      As my own Cuban sandwhich

      Back in the cabbana,

      BRIAN CRANSTON

      Howdy partner!

      Goddammit, not right now!

      BRIAN CRANSTON

      If not now— WHEN?

      I don't know when!! Okay?!

      BRIAN CRANSTON

      No, not okay!

      I'm not okay!

      Well, why? What?

      BRIAN CRANSTON

      I'm not okay!

      BRIAN CRANSTON is not okay .

      AHHHHJJJJ!!!'nnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!'nnn

      Why is this map still open?!

      I don't know! The moderators won't close it.

      ANNE HATHAWAY harpoons a large subway rat.

      Guh! Fuck New York! I'm so over this?

      Don't you like trademark love New York?!

      Well not if I'm poor!

      Ah shit. We're back on the timeline where all the celebrities are poor?!

      SOME OF US NEVER LEFT.

      ALRIGHT, WHERE'S BIEBER?

      Let's just be honest about this unforgiving all out brawl between JUSTIN BIEBER and DEADMAU5 (JOEL ZIMMERMAN) being the trailer park trash event of the century.

      Oh by what fate have these circumstances foreseen us in such a miserable and yet alluring place

      To that which these two Canadians,

      Throughout time and dust marked one another as arch rivals,

      To have become

      Neighbors to one another

      In this, a barren swamp land.

      lol so from what I'm understanding

      Uh huh .

      Justin Bieber and like this deadmau5 guy are like—rivals, right—

      All time rivals—

      But in this parallel they actually

      Oh no, they live next door to each other in the trailer park.

      WHAT?

      Yeah. Those two guys.

      A SHOTGUN rings out through the bayou.

      Oh.

      That's—

      Yeah .

      This will be easy to do with cut-takes.

      Cause I think they actually don't get along.

      Who knows though?

      A SECOND SHOT seems to have connected with something unseen with great devastation.

      [The Festival Project ™]

      TMZ

      APPARENTLY THE ENTIRE BEEF WAS STAGED.

      SUNNI

      I what— ?

      MORGAN.

      [morgan does not respond]

      MORGAN!

      MORGAN arrives looking tired.

      MORGAN

      …yes?

      SUNNI

      WE NEED TO TALK.

      MORGAN

      …We are talking.

      SUNNI

      Why didn't you come before!?

      MORGAN

      When you called me by my name I thought it was a joke.

      SUNNI

      IT IS. A JOKE ,

      MORGAN

      What.

      SUNNI

      THE BEEF.

      [ references TMZ, then entirely destroys television]

      MORGAN

      Oh, come on—

      SUNNI

      It was STAGED.

      MORGAN

      (exhausted)

      I don't know what you're saying.

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      I like when you sit on my head;

      I love with you standard my mark,

      And I know when you bring in the world,

      Like a tag to a pond,

      Or the war come undone

      I just love when you number

      (Rumble)

      My world

      (There were forests)

      The total—

      When you,

      Ford her,

      For it

      Never,

      Gaping,

      Tapped and

      Unlocked,

      I've been craving—

      Bacon and eggs,

      I bought bacon and eggs

      And then back to the store

      And my backache this morning was

      Horrible,

      How's yours?

      For thr eleflowing mercy

      Or all the wars we fought, our

      Never showing conduct

      And yet waking in the crossfire

      There were others, aching

      Less and less I am enchantments

      There I'm sacred, planking

      Four to oars, our

      Known to knank, three,

      For to out fire

      There's no

      Safety

      Hours devour, I

      Wait,

      Snake, three,

      Stakes,

      Five,

      Four,

      Done,

      Sin fire

      Cease

      Can I go now?

      Free fellows

      For fliers

      So marks show

      Hardwire learning

      Ten fauxes

      Ten hoaxes

      So shelf life

      Won number

      Take it to courage

      For are you waiting for no one

      Colors

      Courage

      Oops.

      Shots fired.

      Girl, those are rockstars

      Girl, those are rockstars

      Girl, those are rockstars

      Show hosts with hot wives.

      Girl, those are rockstars,

      Girl, those are rockstars,

      Girl , those are rockstars

      Show hosts with high marks

      And hot wives

      And nine cars worth of

      Hard work

      Hard work

      Hard work

      Girl, those are rockstars,

      Show hosts with hot wives.

      Settle down umpire;

      Great service with hot knives

      And tourin, tourin—

      Tune in, tune in.

      The show's almost over

      We're covered in

      You're in,

      Year in and year out by and year one

      And don't call cause

      Girl, those are rockstars,

      Showstoppers,,

      Hard acts to follow

      And show hosts with hot wives.

      Girl, those are Rick stars,

      Showstoppers,

      Headhunters,

      Headliners, show closers,

      Hard acts to follow

      Show hosts with hot wives,

      Hit shows,

      High marks.

      Why, what's your offer?

      I call.

      9 lives.

      The Legend of Atticus Catticus

      It's best just not to talk about it;

      Of course, better not to talk at all–

      Now, take a look, his demonstrating excellence,

      Mathematics and precision, yes,

      You might as well just know it all

      But measure it all in low doses, short gallops,

      Heart open, no scallops and

      Medallions on scallions for the movements meant to move them

      —Errors.


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    3. FR3∆KY FRÏD∆ŸS w/-Ū. - EP. 007 (LIVE)

      I was told specifically not to go to that grocery store anymore— but they had the rice noodles I liked. The thing was, actually, this time, they didn't— and so I knew my time was again coming to a close. I knew it would be the last time before I left, and regardless that I was going to leave anyway, but it felt like the last time— there were no rice noodles at all, and with my arms full of essentials, I figure listening to the voice in my head that told me not to do these things was probably for the best.'I can hear that.' But I was beginning to be rebellious in my actions and endeavors, because I simply wasn't making money, and this was making me not just sad, but actually very angry.

      {Enter The Multiverse}

      Professor Tannenbaum.

      Sir.

      Yikes.

      I'm sure

      I'm shown up at the Equinox

      Just for [someone] to torture me

      Cause for what?

      I'm dead broke, and not a [] blonde

      I'm on another trial

      Been tryin, but been a while

      It's too bad I'm too tired to run a mile

      I been

      Up all night

      It ain't right

      I hate New York

      I'm so sick of being broke

      But I still cannot find a job,

      I'm so certain that it's hell that I'm l surprised

      It's not on fire,

      But maybe all hell is for real l

      Is a cold heart world

      With no love in it

      Where you stop being inspired

      It's murder for hire with motorcycles

      And corrupt politicians

      So if I look a little older

      I'm smart to sue em

      So y'op wanna walk toward

      And cut me off

      Tryna get noticed by a God

      But I been only in New York

      So I'm humbled, mumble like i'm nobody

      But the no ones try to follow me

      I swallow all my humble cards

      I want to pick them up

      But just for once ,

      I leave my garbage on the floor

      All these skanks

      Look like Hillary swank

      Come to thinking they slick tryna take the energy I make

      They all look like snakes

      Lazy

      But never cease to amaze me

      Walking up in the world I made

      Still tryna hate me.

      Thankfully, it's just a think tank to me

      and when the balance beam turns the tables on em

      I'm he back in my temple home;

      Now it's your turn to be homeless,

      Ya boneless serpent

      This is just a bonus l

      Cause I took a wrong turn

      But it was the right one

      Cause I got some rhymes done.

      Ya'll get off of my nuts

      Look, I got nine Trump cards

      Welcome to my dump, lards

      You're non recyclable!

      What can I say

      Besides,

      That I'm always correct

      Look at the thing that coughs she's gross and she don't have the touch

      The flight of love.

      The touch of god,

      The twist of the hand

      Or knowing from before

      But she benefits off of the blood

      The coughs

      The sign of the demons and dark ones

      It was already a done deal.

      I knew it was sort of a scam, or maybe even sometimes that rich white peoples had the worst demons of all—

      My fears had been confirmed the moment I walked in, someone coughing in that same disgusting way as I had been used to as soon as I approached the desk to activate my pass— but I knew as soon as I walked in that it was worth it; I would save everything that I had and sell my outdated DJ gear I wasn't using anyway, and I would take advantage of the offer to reinstate my membership; this would serve me so much more than my equipment was anyway. I wasn't getting along in the DJ world, and in fact after the cancellation of REQUISITE, the disrespect at [redacted] , and the techno Jew telling me my clothes and looks made me worthless in the industry, I considered he might have been right; I would be better off back where I started, at Equinox and broke but at least amongst the clean and quiet elite— this would raise my vibration and clear my headspace for something greater, eventually…even if it was just a job in luxury retail–going back to school or figuring out how to get behind the scene.

      My DJ days seemed to be over; I needed security and longevity, and I needed the opportunity to come back at the price with a one month advance desperately. Perhaps six weeks of training could jumpstart something better; I didn't know. But selling my equipment was worth it, because being a DJ was getting me nowhere but a quickly depleting supply of coconut water.

      Man wheezy for real

      And I don't even feel the pain

      Came a long way to Wayne

      I took the 2 train,

      Fell out of the truth

      Still trying to find 2 chainz

      But I went the wrong way

      I been up all day

      Somethings wrong,

      I should probably go to a hospital

      A long time ago

      I'm hoping that this tissue mass is cancer

      And it's fatal tho

      Fee like I'm inflatable

      Ain't no man is faithful yo

      I'll probably smoke a big ol bowl

      When I get back to heaven, man

      With a rebel yell, she cried:

      omg, a leg press.

      Feeling like, a little bit friendless

      Should probably get a wet wipe

      Should probably get some leg lifts in

      Should probably get the leg press in

      It's been a late one

      Should probably get some press ons

      Probably get my press kits done

      Should probably call it in

      But then again

      Don't got a home much longer

      Do I!

      Parallels,

      This shit is real

      I get it in for a second then

      Case dismissed

      I kept it innocent

      I went to equinox to reinvent myself

      A second

      Take a second thought,

      And then forgot—

      I'm at the wrong plaza

      Nooo? Noooo not

      [The Rock And The Kite, Part ☠️]

      The diabolical plan worked

      The motorcycles weakened the [trigger] bad,

      We really had her,

      Out on Brooklyn queens border

      She looks ten year older

      Her hair is so out of order

      Her nails is l chipping in polish

      Got her caught up in the moment

      She probably can't even afford it

      But that is just not out problem!

      Haha

      Fuck,

      I forgot how to do this.

      Uh.

      Forgot all my gym etiquette

      I got a running album on

      But the track closed

      For the free trial

      Imma eat out

      And by that I mean

      Freestyle

      I be out side

      When I get midtown

      I ain't been down

      Since I came out

      The train station

      Screens, screens screens

      Someone please please please

      Fix me

      Seem to be

      Splitting at the seams seams seams

      I could scream, scream, scream

      Yes,

      I see me in the media

      I need, need, need

      Something to

      Ease ease ease me

      Like an easel

      Or Julius ceaser

      Jesus.

      There's no time I contemplate more

      On how strange the humanity is

      Then when working out

      Intensively.

      No longer really even interested

      In sexual relations as it ascertains

      I may just be the opposite of Satan

      And I just don't have the patience

      Or the taste for any sort of

      Romanticism or fantasies

      In a trance, I guess

      But I've been living in the trash,

      I guess

      Well, that was depressing.

      Yes, going all the way uptown

      And to equinox in the same day

      Is very often

      A lot.

      UPTOWN

      Yo. Wtf this place is gross.

      Eeeeeeeehh—

      GROSS.

      Uptown is quieter than my hood

      But full of dead things,

      I just dread these realizations,

      But to spread the disease is easy

      I'm in the red and queasy

      Meaning to get elevated

      But I made a play today

      What was I saying

      Lil bitz

      Bro I'm vegan but just got a cat

      And I did not realize shopping for cat food

      Would be a conflict of interest .

      Like, I know cats are carnivorous,

      I'm not dumb.

      But I'm discussing this with my AI assistant like,

      Trying to find a natural cruelty free brand,

      And she's like

      “Oh, here's some vegan cat food.”

      I was like,

      “Enough, white people!”

      I love white people—

      The good ones, you know.

      Not the

      *coughs heavily*

      Like,

      Those are obviously bad but like

      Mostly they're alright—

      Mostly cause of things like this:

      Vegan cat food!

      I'm a vegan!

      But imm like

      “Don't be dumb.”

      That's dumb.

      Cats are meat eaters.

      That's just vicious!

      And it's overpriced!

      I could see if you were cutting corners and skipping prices by like,

      Forgetting the meat,

      And this was like a nutritious, half priced alternative

      But no,

      Like most things that are vegan,

      It's double-priced.

      I'm like

      “Ahem, I was looking for cruelty-free brands!

      This by the price point alone is cruel!

      But I did not realize shopping for this on Amazon

      Would be such an entire conflict of interest,

      I'm like

      “Eughh!”

      “Gravy swirl”

      I'm like,

      “Gross.”

      And then I'm looking at the flavors like,

      Are people actually shopping for cat food,

      Like they're shopping for themselves?

      They're like

      “Oh bone-broth infused”

      That sounds good!

      “Chicken beef swirled flavor”

      I'm like

      “Eugh.”

      Like it is obnoxious and nasty,

      I must admit,

      I've been a Whole Foods shopper for too long

      I'm like

      “Hmm. How about sweet potato… like, pumpkin-cod?”

      No?

      Ah, here we are

      “Brown rice and fillet…”

      Classy.

      The Legend of Atticus Catticus

      Tales of a Superstar DJ

      LEGENDS: ICONS

      Ascension

      Deathwish

      • Whatever Else

        On

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        FR3∆KY FRÏD∆ŸS w/-Ū. - EP. 007 (LIVE)

        1 hr 15 min
      • Hiatus #3: Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels.

        We're running out of time .

        We're Always running out of times.

        Haven't eaten;

        Kesha—Birkin—

        Sorry, Conan,

        Haven't pondered

        (Fight!)

        There you are;

        Equinox mornings

        Getting lost

        (Fun)

        Doesn't shove

        Croissants down the throat

        As long as I'm on the island

        (What?)

        Long day;

        Never money

        Haven't got a

        (Cat!)

        Sanctuary

        (doves)

        Jimmy Fallon?

        Never found him

        (What?)

        Pools of blood,

        Nevermind that.

        I was so sick the night before,

        Even in my sleep that I thought to call out.

        But no,

        “I don't skip freaky friday.”

        I hadn't yet, and so my streak was valid, but I felt like shit, and despite my sponsorship I didn't feel I had any interest in DJing at all.

        The apertment was a mess, and though I'd spent the day before for hours cleaning in all the crevices the cat found that I hadn't, it still wasn't perfect— then, why would I try to make it perfect on the brink of eviction with the dread and depression that came with the noise?

        I wanted to fucking die, and the long hours not spent sorting through my hard drives were instead spent watching Saturday night live and funneling popped corn into my mouth, because indeed— I was actually, finally, chrnically depressed.

        It could be written off as some coincidence or extreme city noise, but I knew in my heart it was instead asassination, the apartment was a trap and I'd been set up to be weakened enough to eventually either kill myself, or back to homelessness to die.

        The least thing I was interested in was music, and apparently, though I'd had thousands of dollars somewhere in unclaimed royalties , I couldn't seem to find my EIN— the business tax ID I needed to file papers, because I didn't use it often enough; I didn't file taxes, because I wasn't making money.

        (At least, I'd thought I hadn't.)

        I couldn't even remember which subway stop was the correct one; and I knew with this I must have been coming to the end of my time in New York; everything seemed strange and faraway, as if I were in a dream.

        L E G E N D S: ICONS

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        He's heaven

        But i'm probably his headache

        What's a medical assessment to lemon merengue

        And I wish to that same heaven that we're all as sick

        As what's disturbed to be described by

        Highest our physicians can abide

        Just the though of him,

        The whispers of prolific;

        Just the sight,

        I get to writing thoughts

        As if the words were mine,

        But still,

        The caves of wells kept secret,

        Pure and water like the thoughts,

        Are just the parallels od subtle secrets

        Kept inside a box

        This could be mine,

        Dammit, a glimpse—

        Who are I?

        Caught in a wince with the glimpse of a notion

        And putting out fires—

        Who are I?

        You call?

        In the midsts of a morning,

        Worlds over,

        Neglected,

        No former recognition, but

        Who are you for?

        Not mine,

        But still a world of sure

        For art mines

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        All Rights Reserved

        -Ū.

        1 hr 21 min
      • Hiatus #2: Enter Atticus Catticus.

        You came to the right guy; as it just so happens, I work at the foundry.

        What's 'the foundry'

        I think we're about to find out.

        But— don't you already know?

        Ag

        H—!

        You ‘work‘ there?

        Yes, I ‘work' there.

        The star gets his gun out at dawn to shoot crow

        The crown dropped to floor, just as sure as the gun went missing

        The same gun as in window;

        Same gun as before,

        Just remember, you're forward—

        Remember, you're four of them.

        Oh good, yeah. I forgot about

        —that one.

        And that one,

        And that one,

        And that one.

        And this gun,

        And this gun,

        And this gun—

        And this god,

        And this god,

        And this god.

        Yeah, I forgot

        The festival project ™

        Yes, I forgot about Jon Lovits

        I forgot all the songs that I wanted to talk about

        Yes, I forgot just a sure as the sun forgot New York this morning

        But I was so sure of my self at the turn of the hour

        How now, you say?

        Not now, gone times;

        Just gone, New York,

        All about none for Sunday

        And I picked up a quarter

        (I picked up a quarter,

        I picked up a quarter,

        I picked up a quarter

        I'll be gone till Sunday,

        Till sundown,

        Move forward

        Fuck!

        Make sure not to turn down on a hardcore

        Make sure to come down off the hard times,

        Not god, but you're acting a good one

        Not now, but you're acting on our time

        (On our time!)

        DOC

        I never stretch!

        I don't feel it's appropriate!

        Gisselle doesnt talk much.

        Giselle is a proud mouse

        Were coming on hard times

        The harp was a purist

        And then, I got wisdom

        Again, with this, witness?

        I told you, don't come home

        I asked you: where's Skrillex?!

        Ooh. Watch this!

        No!

        Where's— what?

        You know what I'm talking about

        I'm pretty sure I do not!

        I—

        Oh.

        Oh no.

        No. This is good.

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        I told you already, I'll kill you!

        Okay, Bathsheba!

        “Bathsheba”

        Wtf.

        I told you, that's exactly what you're supposed to do.

        What!

        Read my contract!

        What.

        It's in my contract, read the clauses.

        Do what!?

        Lil bitz

        Does anybody here believe in the Illuminati?

        I do, but not in the way you would think .

        I think the main purpose of the Illuminati is just to mindfuck with you.

        That's it.

        That's all they do.

        Like , true, it's probably a like helm of ancient wisdom and knowledge,

        But also, probably—

        I think they practically exist,

        Just to blow your mind.

        There's no big secret.

        It's just,

        “Wtf.”

        And they're like

        “Ahaha” ”I know right?!”

        That's basically the whole thing.

        L E G E N D S

        I really liked you.

        Yeah, I… I know .

        I really wish I didn't have to kill you.

        Yeah, I—wait a second.

        Oh shit!

        Add more weight.

        I'm sure I only got this way by soully having sex with

        Just myself.

        This is causing problems.

        That's probably not going to help that whole holding in a fart issue, is it?

        Can I get some two-year continuity in this bitch?

        Some gratuity for no incontinence,

        Some incongruity rooting for you in this bitch?

        A table for two in this bitchz.

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        {Ah, we meet again.}

        A table for two is set center stage;

        The spotlight shines dead center the round table, and its centerpiece, a single throned rose, at peak bloom.

        The rest of the room is a blurred shambles,

        The two just offstage and unseen in the wings, preparing to duel.

        We only hear their quick witted exchange of words as the table sits alone, and briefly, ever so slightly, the teardrops of a chandelier begins to shine with the prismatic glow of a swirling…

        Hmm, wait a second .

        This is genius at play,

        But the thing is,

        It's not work when you love it,

        And I don't,

        It's just slipping through the prisms

        As I just begin to see them

        I'm sunsure whether the circumstances are.

        Aromantic or quite ardent

        And I forget

        I don't know what day it is

        Or the seconds counting,

        As I slip between dimensions

        And the parallels

        Are real I guess,

        But something stressed in this m-theory,

        Really, do they fear me

        Or are they all just here to hear me

        Recently,

        I see nothing

        Blind as a bat and I've been so depressed

        But the stressed is repressed as expressions,

        Ten seconds in and it only get deeper,

        I'm keeping her secrets.

        Guess what.

        WHAT IS IT CONAN?

        What a red headed hot mess

        Do not come closer!

        I will call the cops on you.

        Guess what?

        What!

        We s ted.

        Goddamn bro, you are sloshed.

        I have never seen you this wasted, Jimmy, and that's saying something.

        Like really saying something.

        [the festival project ™]

        You used me as a human shield!

        Did I—?

        Yes!

        Oh, yes I— I did. I forgot.

        You forgot?!

        It served its purpose!

        I guess,

        *shrugs*

        Well, jokes on you, because guess what!

        I'm Tina Fey!

        What? No you're not.

        [looks directly in the eye]

        Oh my god, you're Tina fey.

        Yes, I am!

        Okay! So who's Tina Fey then?

        That's the problem! We don't know!

        All this and that's the problem?

        Amongst others!

        Obviously.

        Honorable mentions:

        Sketchers “the uno”

        As campaign is double zero models with extremely pretty faces- pretty little things that could kill you

        Pretty Tiny things, as seen on tv

        Target is winning with their QR code on the commercial, ad game next level

        Dishonorable mentions

        I hate the FaceTune ads

        Nurse ratched's description

        Lil bitz

        Man, I love midtown

        I came out the Equinox

        It smelled like summer camp and shit

        No doubt cause something within proximity is on fire,

        But still.

        Brooklyn smells like —different than that..

        Bruh.

        Has anyone been to union square lately?

        All week the whole shit smells like vomited popped corn.

        All week.

        Not vomit alone.

        Not popped corn alone—

        But actually a perfect polyblend

        Of vomited popped corn.

        Lil bitz

        I just got a cat—

        Do you understand what it's like

        To drag a cat through Manhattan?

        I realized I just became

        “That guy”

        For possibly the first time since I even got to New York .

        It's been a while, so that's good, but—

        “Cat on a train”

        Is a whole different level of like

        “Oh.”

        I'm like

        “That's right.”

        Don't get me wrong,

        This is not an every day thing.

        This is just to my apartment

        Then he's trapped there forever.

        But let's be serious—

        “Cat on a train” is like—

        People aren't exactly happy with you

        Or think good things about you

        They're like

        “Oh”

        Wel first off,

        I'm sure they don't know it's a cat,

        So it's just a box with holes in it

        Could be anything.

        “Weirdo”

        True;

        I see an indiscriminate box with holes in it that just says “adoption” I'm like

        “Oh for real that could like; be whatever.”

        “Omg where are you going with that—thing.”

        Right?

        This is my magic guard animal.

        I brought him for two reasons—

        One: cause I got a badass cat tree like too long ago

        And I was sick of looking at it

        And the litter box it came with just taking up space in my closet;

        Those two things make up one reason

        The second reason

        Is as a suicide deterrent

        Because at this point,

        I'm obviously lonely,

        And so this way,

        I know I'm less likely to kill my self

        If I know this fool will just eat me.

        I'll think about it a little longer

        And a little harder

        Before I actually do it.

        I'll be like

        “But…which part will he eat?”

        Right?

        “Not my face, right?”

        “Omg that's horrible.”

        “K nevermind i'll stick it out”

        He's a magic cat

        You can tell this dudes just different .

        I got to the train station and I put the box down

        And just stuck my finger through one of the holes—

        You know, just to let him know

        Cause I figure this has to be a lot for a cat, right?

        So I stick my finger in the box but I can't see him or anything, so I just stick my finger in, nothing.

        He's not like sniffing my finger or biting it off or anything, but I figure he's alive,

        Then the train comes, so I get up to get on the train,

        And the box just starts vibrating.

        Then I realize,

        The guy is purring.

        We're in an uptown subway station and aparently this dude is about that nonsense.

        He's chillin.

        I'm like,

        “I'm glad you're enjoying this,

        This is my least favorite part, actually.”

        My guy. He's different.

        Now imm the girl on the train with the cat in the box

        And not to lie,

        I just figured out what it's like to have no one want to be around you for a minute

        Which, to me, is cool.

        I'm like,

        “Yeah, okay, please actually,

        Yea, stay away from me.”

        “Stay away from me and my indiscriminate box.”

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        I might be the only person in history

        To give my cat

        A stupider name

        Than he already had.

        I told you, he's a Magical cat

        First of all, his other name was technically two names—

        His name was Mike & Ike— if you don't know,

        That's two dudes.

        Okay, so he's at least two guys,

        But I might be the only one so far

        To go the extra mile and instead of gratifying this failure of a name,

        I named him what the fuck he was supposed to be called.

        Cause I knew that.

        He came to me in a dream,

        And he told me

        “Atticus Catticus”

        {Enter The Multiverse}

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        The Complex Collective ©

        [The Festival Project ™]

        All Rights Reserved

        -Ū.

        1 hr 5 min
      • Hiatus #1: ASMR in Hiatus

        Eyes, eyes— who's got eyes?!

        Here, I have eyes.

        I don't want yours.

        What? Why not?!

        Eyes, eyes, buys and trades—!

        The day I met Atticus catticus, I by some strange coincidence also discovered

        “Toonces”

        …and however startling it was that they looked just alike, the cat himself had other strangenesses about him that I couldn't seem to shake.

        The other adjustments were yet to have taken place, but the cat did seem to be armed with a certain spirit, that did indeed show me immidiately things I might have otherwise missed.

        Still, it was true that this weirdness might have been misinterpreted, but however shallow my aspirations remained to the theatre world, or the world at large, it seems as though there was just stil some kind of strange connection with Saturday Night Live I couldn't shake.

        Almost like it followed me everywhere.

        BIG JIMMY runs SIN CENTRE at SIN CITY, an exclusive bar and restaurant in Las Vegas.

        You don't know about Sin Centre at Sin City?'

        No.

        It's the premier underground boutique for all of what happens in Vegas— or, what didn't, if you know what I'm saying.

        I'm sure I don't z

        I'm sure I don't either *winks*

        I need magnesium;

        Creep level fantastic,

        I wreak of havoc

        I wreck the fanflick

        Fanfiction?

        Now i'm fired,

        Give up!

        I'm a channel

        Back to the hard part

        Look at me! I'm getting

        Eleven miles an hour

        Isn't it strange how

        Just this morning

        In the kitchen

        I was thinking

        How I just love Sarah Silverman

        And how

        The chemistry with Kimmel is

        –

        Creep level: fantastic

        THen,

        If this is episodic,

        I'm not the only one who feels this way about it

        I might be a bad guy
        I like the darkness

        I might be the bad type,

        I like,

        Flirt with darkness

        Jp

        Did you write this?!

        I–i think i did.

        You think?

        I have forgetfulness syndrome!

        Why is everybody falling in love?
        But i”m alone

        Maybe I'm not supposed to have love

        So i'm alone

        But

        Too many talks to tell,

        I can't want,

        But i'm alone,

        And still

        Everybody wants to have love

        And i'm alone

        I have this weird theory that to be a female

        And get booked on Seth Meyers

        Not only should you be kind of almost probably famous

        But definitely under 120 pounds.

        Lil Bitz

        I'm telling you! he's Slytherin!

        Do you watch the show?

        Watch the show!

        Every female he interviews has anorexia!

        Not a joke!

        Watch the show.

        He has a copy of moby dick on his desk!

        What's that about!?

        Slytherin!

        Slytherin!

        So the question is:


        Can i fill five minutes with this?

        Puh

        This kid.

        Wondering about five minutes

        When she really needs an hour of material

        And a material witness

        This depression is actually the worst I've been

        Since I escaped prison.

        I should have went to Princeton.

        I should never run for president.

        Amen.

        I told you, republican!

        A bold move, and the light I'm on—

        Tonight, I'm fowl

        I get a grin

        Tonight, I prowl

        I'm off again.

        I haven't been this incandescent

        Since

        Information on

        Ronald Regan

        Came to surface

        This: his

        Indiscretions

        send my regrets to lettermen

        I haven't had it better since.

        Gavel gavel gavel!

        And I ramble ramble ramble on

        The mouse that lights to gamble

        Likes the Kat and tattoo addicts

        But the fans just can't acknowledge

        That we're on in the apocalypse

        I gotta get my marks up

        Or a proposition predicate

        Or advocates on terror

        Where's the war you ordered

        Not another table

        Kill the waitress

        Heal the sparrow

        Right the old case in a letter

        Harrow, harrow

        Case is waiting

        And I've yet to make it

        Everything I do just makes me

        Faint,

        Like I'm exasperated and exhausted

        All at the same time

        Call out my mantras—

        Look, I'm a loser

        Out in the open

        Promise

        Provoke my promocuity once more

        And I'll get you all fired.

        Fired! Fired! Fired!

        You look good in a tux

        Good suit and tie

        Good at the desk, boss,

        Ma?

        She's a

        Hard crier

        I got divorces,

        Widowers,

        Window surfaces on a horcrux

        Hard wires,

        And hard times on a jarred door

        Oh!

        Yeah.

        It's hard coming to terms with death

        When your afterlife is

        Jay Leno on a long highway

        In stuck traffic

        And you got to think

        “I know that guy”

        But no you don't,

        You're far from it and still

        Show hosts aren't for hire

        In the aqueduct construction,

        For I?

        Seth Meyers, young soul!

        Very hard, but good to know him.

        Kimmel had a tough crowd,

        But

        Fear, I've bartered hard to order.

        Fries with that?

        Oh noooooooo!

        He stopped dying his greys

        He's been writing for days

        And he's stuck in his ways:

        Cheerios are too sweet honey-nutted

        And honey nutted my rebuttal on live broadcast

        I finally got comcast,

        I finally went all broke

        Ahhh, we're gonna die.

        I guarantee you, this is that.

        Tuesday— midnight.

        What goes on.

        Didn't I tell you not to talk to me?!

        They know everything.

        Don't you know by now I can't be trusted?

        If I try to call

        We'll get disconnected

        And this interception

        Has been live broadcasted–

        So I get the picture

        This is all disaster.

        Took a number,

        Run hard, I get there faster

        [The Festival Project ™ ]

        For everybody else,

        Life goes on

        But mine has not

        So it feels more like sickness

        Than just fan fiction

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        Copyright 2019 ©

        The Complex Collective ©

        [The Festival Project ™]

        All Rights Reserved

        -Ū.

        1 hr 1 min
      • Happy Accidents - Hiatus Mix

        Once Upon A Coconut

        Like Nesquik out da can

        I think it, then I can

        Need a guru, I'm the man

        In supply I got demand

        Need a sample mail it to you

        I arrive like out the blue dude

        Do you influence multitudes of groups?

        Unusual

        Every day all black

        Just like I pull up to da funural

        Respect; I keep it mutual

        Interests and got intellect,

        delicable like Ecuadorian

        bananas in DeLorean

        Or waffles with some syrup on it

        Sir up in my stirrups: wanted

        Not about the gossip

        But it's possible I'll ponder on it

        Somber I got calmer on em

        Sub I put a collar on

        I pull up in the suburbs in a suburban

        And get my mother on,

        For father's sake I put the cock in peacock

        On my color guard

        I call that comical

        Scouts honor

        I don't go to comicon

        Unless I gotta talk about the robot that I roll up on

        Or

        Show up on the show I wrote

        But no this ain't no 30 Rock

        My references out of date

        And my resources out of order

        But for the record

        I sort of shudder

        When forced to watch that law and order show

        I just don't SVU

        Omg

        I don't envy you,

        I'd rather NV just to

        EDC so you could see me

        On TV or

        In the booth

        That would be cool

        —da guru.

        JOEL ZIMMERMAN wakes up to find three dead mice all lined up in a row; he is uneasy (despite his expression for the most part, remarkably unchanged) —as this is the sure sign of a nemesis.

        It may even be SKRILLEX.

        Immidiately he moves through the kitchen and past at least four SUPERMODELS and into the room Where he keeps his mau5 heads—

        Each of them have been very specifically mutilated, besides one, kept—again—remarkably— intact. It seems to have been activated by a motion censor.

        It relays a musical message, then explodes.

        ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

        …yes,

        this was definitely Skrillex.

        But then—

        Who really is Skrillex?

        who really is anybody?

        More philosophical questions.

        It seems time for a long ride with some hot girls—

        And, maybe—

        A call to the old “friend”

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        DILLON FRANCIS is awaiting a very important call.

        He should know something about this.

        The phone isn't ringing yet, but it will.

        DEADMAU5 crashes though the entire wall in an ARMORED SUPERCAR.

        …or that.

        — then the phone rings.

        …it's JOEL.

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        Don't worry, I hate you.

        Good, Jesus Christ.

        I'm fucking the God version of you

        in my half sleep

        More like,

        Dead on straight

        Lovemaking

        Of light proportions

        But no problem

        It is all just another portion of a program,

        Another fierce projection of obsession—

        So what?

        I have four of 'em.

        (I bore them,

        And they all ignore me.)

        I woke up this morning

        After napping in New York

        On a walkway between

        Two okay casinos in Vegas

        But don't know which ones

        Or what it's called

        Somewhere between the Encore

        And the Fashion Show

        I probably should get back, you know

        I got a court date coming up

        I'm on, New York

        It's really what you wanted

        Did I leave another Jim unattended from this show

        Oh, of course

        The Jim Crow Era!

        Now that's relevant

        And scary isn't isn't it?

        I'm sober

        But I told you, bro

        The show is over

        I gotta protect my sponsorship orders of

        Coconut water

        I work under informants

        For

        Nothing under the table

        I'm so under toxic sonic torture

        I've been disabled

        I re-upped on all the pancake

        But I'm out of maple syrup

        So here's seven for the sixes;

        I'm severing all connections,

        I'm severely out of order

        And I'm running out of water,

        Look,

        Call Mr. remarkable

        And tell him I'm in a mark up

        Had a hallmark card for Dillon's mother

        But gave it a second thought and

        Sent it as a thank you card for my aunt,

        —The original sponsor;

        And I should probably hawk or pawn the rock

        But that would be a whole total disaster,

        I fucking promise

        I T S A N A M Y T H Y S T

        So—

        Enjoy the mix;

        (It's a shit one)

        It'll be a distant and short hiatus,

        But either way, I gotta make

        Electricity and rent

        Without filling it with my purpose so,

        I gotta cut the show off

        I'm toppled over at the plaza

        Laugh at it if you will,

        But only if it's real

        I wrote my will and posted it

        I live and die inside this show

        I came to the city to live

        But it's just dying in New York

        If you go broke and only does your art support you

        — there's the notice;

        Couldn't leave you cold

        Just cause my heart is.

        [The Festival Project ™]

        The Complex Collective ©

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        L E G E N D S

        &

        Tales of a Superstar DJ

        Returns This Fall on All Platforms.

        thanks for listening.

        -Ū

        56 min
      • [[ĪN HïATŪ5.]]

        Competition at the country club;

        I must admit I haven't had the habit yet

        Of psyching out the competition

        But I haven't even had it yet

        I'm simply always better and ahead

        (especially in blind audiences and unpaid promotion numbers)

        Taking out the competition

        Everything is tailored custom made

        and never miss an invitation

        Simple stocks and bonds

        You've got more toxic numbers

        Groms,

        And undercrossed fingers

        Simple stocks and bongs

        You don't belong here

        But you're locked in as a blonde here

        James bond bandit

        And Jennifer Anniston's antics

        (only water and cucumber,

        Never salt or carbs

        I'm hardly even made of carbon,

        You know

        Ha

        Ha

        Ha.)

        Mr. Always.

        Mr. Present.

        Mr. Precise.

        Mr. Heaven

        Mr. Rampage

        Mr. Me, right?

        Mr. Yeah Right

        Mr. Maybe

        Mr. Mistake

        Mr. Thank You

        Mr. Please Me

        Mr. You're late

        But where's Mr. Headache?

        But where's the Kardashian?

        But where's Mr. Be Straight and On Time

        And Unconscious?

        And where's Mr. These Days?

        And where's Mr. Keep a blade in your pocket?

        Cause you're one to one with the whole lot of

        Obstacles

        So there you are again

        Throw you off your horse?

        There must be a room for this

        Or a template.

        L E G E N D S

        That leaving you have in your feeling as a heart…

        Don't want to watch to go but want

        Want

        Want

        Lost the for you wonder don't know

        Younger water but I

        Want

        Want

        Want

        Dealing with my broken parts

        Underground and in the storage room

        I don't know what's left of earth

        But last I heard of her

        The world was broken

        I want the window the closed

        But it won't minimize

        Left the top open

        Might as well have been the door

        I used to lock them,

        But not anymore

        The whole world is stolen

        V.o.

        You know that magic trick where you're bending a spoon with your mind?

        BLŪ pulls a BAKING SHEET out of the OVEN with a melted plastic spoon on it.

        This isn't like that at all.

        HANZEL

        Yu Vere Bazically Vurking Wit Nazis.

        Shh! Don't Say that!

        HANZEL CONT'D

        (Shrugging dismissively)

        Vhat. Jew Vere.

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        I got six press kits

        Costs a fee to book a gig

        Come with me you could get ditched

        Come to Vegas, Could get Hitched

        (Real Love!)

        I don't wanna take your time up,

        Cause that be some of mine, hun

        N if you're tryna find fun,

        Should probably bring the wine

        Techno but need a nine? No

        Ten, I am a diamond

        Stevie, I'm a blind ya

        Wonder if that's a low blow

        But none of that's below me

        Know you know

        I ain't your homie

        I'm the only on who know me

        Not a worry, I believe you—

        You don't need me,
        I don't need you

        Now you See me:

        No you don't—
        Hope to see me

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        The Complex Collective ©

        [The Festival Project, Inc. ™ ]

        -Ū.

        6 min
      • Lounge Set #2

        Hi, I'm Blū (DJ Ū or simply -Ū.) (pronounced “you”) and you can access my music catalogue on YouTube at https://www.YouTube.com/@thefestivalproject and my new website www.iamu.guru has a little more information about my project. I am also on Spotify, Amazon, and Apple Music and Tidal as well and you can find the links to those platforms on my linktr.ee/codenameblu

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        The Complex Collective ©

        [The Festival Project ™]

        -Ū.

        1 hr 20 min
      • f.u.n.ions.

        She's possessed by the devil

        The bitch doesn't have a soul

        She needs fuel from the source of light

        She doesn't have her own

        She's consumed

        She's consumed

        She's a portal to the underworld

        And if you want to fuck with her

        Then you'll be leaving under earth

        She's the devil in a costume

        A Satan in a bad place

        She says she wants to help you

        But can't even help herself

        She's stalking in the corridor

        A next to murder horror show

        The whore who stole your husband;

        But she leave a pretty note

        She's tasteless, she's tasteless

        She's wasteful, she's hateful

        She's evil

        She's bleeding you dry at every angle

        Needing you for your ways

        She's crazy

        Leading you astray

        She's the face of the dark days;

        The devil in magistrate

        Hey;

        I've been

        Having a hard time lately

        Find I

        Can't

        Transmute this

        Skip this track

        or mute this

        music is black

        I feel useless

        Demons seem to attack

        Where the booth is

        Speaking of toothless,

        I'm lit fuses

        past two muses

        Oops

        Nothing is new

        Just confused it

        Oh well

        Turn off my bluetooth;

        Now i'm in a few spins

        Dinner is legumes

        and the blues

        I get consumed

        When the u hits

        Fuck it

        Too many matches for the

        Mystical

        Rich and famous is

        Just the beginning

        Too many of us struggle with the nothing and the lovelessness

        But listen

        Guess it just gets better

        With every hit record

        Till you make no record

        But you're still a whole legend: sensation

        Couldn't finish the new one

        (For the record)

        Cause I hate him

        {Enter The Multiverse}

        The Complex Collective ©

        [The Festival Project ™]

        -Ū.

        4 min

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